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PH3 Run 1919

Monday, 19 Apr 2021

St. George's Day Run


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Celebrate St George's Day with the PH3
Hares: Beetroot Head, Crap Thai, Sperm Polluter, The Wizard
Scribe: Blow Lewinsky
Hash Flash: Barnacle Bollox (Run)
Runners: 61

Total Hashers This Week - 61

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Hashers Present Last Week - 48
Arse Van Hole (190), Ball Ringer (778), Beetroot Head (130), Blow Lewinsky (13), Bum Boy (226), Burl Ives (267), Casper (191), Crap Thai (25), Dame Liberace (RIP) (525), Dirt Looney (271), Duchess Tadpole (667), Flatulence (84), French Kiss (121), G.I. Joe (808), Gangreen (476), Golden Rivet (268), Happy Survivor (124), Hoi Wan (143), Jack Wow (91), Lady Squeeze My Tube (606), Leg Over (12), Lost Cause (299), Mayo Queen (194), Miss Use Me (270), Mount Me (10), Mr. Bean (37), Paprika Smiley (206), Patpom (51), Peler (404), Pickaninny (16), Ping Pong (37), Pole Fucker (97), Sexy Mountain (6), Sexy Taxi (10), She's The Boss (141), Shit Lips (12), Sir Arse-A-Holic (859), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (902), Snake Bite (51), Sour Kraut Bone Collector (124), Sperm Polluter (219), Sunshine (13), Telly Tubby (187), The Wizard (227), Two Time (359), V.V. (992), Who Cut The Cheese (42), YMCA (11)
Returners - 10
Atomic Muff Diver (46), Barnacle Bollox (205), Bengt Potato (199), Fuck Off (50), Funny Bunny (10), Ging Gang Goolies (117), Hamburg Whorehouse (20), Jungle Mother (21), Mud Cracker (101), Supa Dick (73)
Visitors - 3
Banana Split (3), Shit On My Chest (1), Wanky Franky (9)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 1
Fuck Off Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 4
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Tampax (19 Apr)
Captain Kirk (RIP) (25 Apr)
Golden Rivet (19 Apr)
Kevin Braun (24 Apr)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 9
Mr. BeanHash Trash: Umberlla found on baht bus
Crap ThaiHash Trash: Bum bag lost whilst setting the trail as a hare
Happy SurvivorHash Crash
SunshineHash Crash
Shit On My ChestHash Crash
Ging Gang GooliesHash Sinner: Bringing the hares free food into the circle
Arse Van HoleHash Sinner: Wrong raffle ticket number
Shit On My ChestHash Sinner: Not wearing a Hash shirt. Experienced Hasher so leniency given! :
Who Cut The CheeseHash Sinner: Bringing his bag into the circle

Awards This Run

Fuck Off
50 Runs

Scribe Report by Blow Lewinsky

We moved out of Pattaya city in small groups and arrived at a well organized site far away into the beautiful Thailand country side

The site was indeed very good beside the Spermy lake. Overall the sky was blue with white clouds this was indeed a good family day outings. The weather perfect and atmosphere good with English flags

The run itself was well papered and mostly flat we all kept a good distance between ourselves and nobody got lost. Both the circles were well spread out and the organizers were patient
It was easy to tell there was big respect for the fellow hashers and the environment, all the trash was cleaned up quickly

The entertainment was fantastic with the sponsorship providing a male voice choir singing some of the old favorites such as ‘In England’s green an pleasant land‘

We had a quiz with a intelligent team from England taking on the Rest of the World. Needless to say, the rest of the world took a splash in the ice bucket. The entertainment rolled on with Rule Brittania. Also the sponsors were very generous with A table of food that would be fit for a king, salmon, ham, cheeses, crackers, pickles, onions Bitterroot chocolates and Gin an tonic. It was a memorable event a great day,
The Hares and sponsors were given a very good thank you for making the St George’s day memorial.

There were a lot of winners in the waffle
sexy taxi, Mount me, sick bastard, sunshine,
to name a few of the winners who collected prizes such as an electric fan
a Earl gray tea good wine
Glasses

Also we had birthdays
Golden ricotta and Beetroot head they were given a big round of applause
The comradeship was good and award made to Fuck off for 50 runs
He also has lost 78lbs in weight
Well done to him he is inspirational to others to keep hashing, one has complete in high intensity training to revive and recharge cells.

Some of us went into the lake after the run / walk to cool for a few moments
It was a jaw dropping beautiful setting and l believe the Thai tourist board would have been proud and very impressed as many people from all over the world,USA. Austrilian Sweden Slovakia Norway Germany Belgium Ireland and of course England

Never in my history of hashing has so few giving so much As the GM in his deep Winston Churchill voice call the circle to a close and flags were taken away. Yes, this was indeed a memorable day and the sponsors really went out of their way in great detail to make it such a success

The hash hymn was sang an we all went home satisfied. With all wearing masks and no drink on board.

On On, Blow Lewinsky


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