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PH3 Run 1952

Monday, 25 Jul 2022

Birthday Run


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Double Birthday (Bruce Lee & Mountain Flower) with food provided by the Hares
Hares: Bruce Lee, Happy Survivor, Mountain Flower, She's The Boss, Still Have No Name
Scribe: Belly Dancer
Hash Flash: Brotherly Luv (Circle), Spastic Whore King (Run)
Runners: 76

Total Hashers This Week - 76

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 46
Arse Van Hole (219), Ball Ringer (806), Barnacle Bollox (210), Brotherly Luv (28), Cocktail (22), Cookie Monster (67), Crimson Penis (57), Dirt Looney (303), Drag Queen (20), Emperor Airhead (1553), G.I. Joe (839), Gangreen (508), Happy Survivor (158), Herring Choker (34), Hoi Wan (161), Hot Hope (13), Ja Jah (17), Lady Squeeze My Tube (637), Mayo Queen (222), Minnie Mouse (7), Mount Me (37), Necrophilia Night Rider (319), Patpom (70), Ping Pong (67), Pink Head (7), Proposition (18), Sauce For The Goose (103), Seal Sucker (355), She's The Boss (174), Shy Tiger (20), Sir Arse-A-Holic (889), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (935), Slug (42), Snake Bite (70), Something Kinder (32), Something Stupid (63), Spastic Whore King (90), Sperm Polluter (250), Still Have No Name (11), Telly Tubby (207), The Wizard (260), Tractor Man (15), Two Time (388), V.V. (1019), Whore In The Window (146), YMCA (44)
Returners - 23
Banana Rider (11), Bell End (559), Belly Dancer (14), Ben 10 (287), Blow Lewinsky (28), Bruce Lee (11), Clam Sucker (4), Crap Thai (47), Dog Licks Its Dick (289), Dog Twat (51), Dragon (25), Fleece Lifter (57), Golden Rivet (291), Jackal (257), Katoy Anal Masturbator (139), Lady Mao (11), Lost Cause (322), Mineless Cunt (131), Mountain Flower (7), No Banana (12), Purple Fart (3), Scoobie Doo (154), Soapy (5)
Visitors - 4
Dancing Queen (1), Don't (18), Naughty Natty (6), Thalidoskid (7)
Virgins - 3
Panzer Fister (1), Srakaew Amonrat (1), Stuart Watson (1)
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 0
Hash Namings - 1
Something Simple Hash Name Was Changed To Something Kinder
Birthdays - 7
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Stupid Kraut Cunt (25 Jul)
Sauce For The Goose (28 Jul)
Bum Boy (31 Jul)
Brotherly Luv (28 Jul)
Swing Low Sweet Testicles (31 Jul)
Mai Wing Tong (30 Jul)
Milky Piss (29 Jul)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 14
Barnacle BolloxHash Crash: Volunteered that he fell on trail and was iced
Minnie MouseHash Crash: Didn't volunteer that she fell on trail and ended up in the bucket
Purple FartRaffle Hash Sinner: Brought own beer into circle
Banana RiderRaffle Hash Sinner: Brought own beer into circle
Dog TwatHash Nostalgia: PH3 welcomes back this 'Old Timer' after 14 years away on Oz
Katoy Anal MasturbatorHash Nostalgia: Thanks for the memories of The Aussie Runs and Teeny Weeny
Herring ChokerHash Sinner: 94% of Hashers polled today wanted to see you in the bucketyou're welcome
Blow LewinskyHash Sinner: The only voice that wanted to save Herring Chocker enjoy the bucket too
Necrophilia Night RiderHash Sinner: Got the power back in his condo but a bunch of things don't work and where's the phone?
Clam SuckerHash Sinner: Got bitten by a spider and has run up massive hospital billsErm, we're glad you're still here
Dancing QueenHash Sinner: Partied excessively last Friday and missed a really good Hash on Saturdaywe were spared the details
Banana RiderWanker Of The Week: Spilt beer on her mat so cleaned it. Then did it again. Double beer abuse
Fleece LifterHash Saint: "Volunteered" from the ice to take the circle for a bit next week.
Crap ThaiBirthday Surprise: Got to wear the ingredients of his birthday cake from the ice

Scribe Report by Belly Dancer

The Hares (She's The Boss, Still Have No Name, Bruce Lee, Mountain Flower, Happy Survivor) picked a great A-site for their run and a very good trail too. The walkers put in a scenic 5.7km and the runners 10km+.

With the sun beginning to set GM The Wizard called the circle:

Hash Crash --> Barnacle Bollocks (ice) / Minnie Mouse (bucket - for not confessing to crashing).

Hares --> near unanimous call that it was a good run - with the hares generously providing food after the run which is appreciated by all.

Raffle --> Purple Fart/Barnacle Bollocks/Clam Sucker/Lost Cause/Cocktail et al won prizes.

Emperor Airhead --> Hares in to discuss modern family interactions and just how these diverse hares were connected - which left us even more confused and amused.

                                  Airhead reminisced about the run he'd done 40 years ago at this A-site where he tried to swim to the A-site not realising how far it was. 

                                  Old timers KAM and Dog Twat in to reminisce on the early days on PH3. Call to revive the Moon Run (run on new moon nights in total darkness) and 

                                  Mekong Bar Hop Run (24 bars in 24 hours) - it's a wonder these guys are still alive!

                                  Herring Choker, Blow Lewinski & Necrophilia Night Rider in - Night Rider on his return to Pattaya found he had no power, so he decided to go to TQ

                                  and spend 4K Baht to enjoy Airhead's company in air conditioned comfort. Herring Choker voted into the bucket.

                                  Something Stupid & Something Simple in - Something Simple renamed to Something Kinder.

GM The Wizard -->  Birthday celebrants: Mountain Flower, Bruce Lee and Sauce for the Goose in for the Birthday down-down song and a birthday cake.

                                 Crap Thai in for hiding the fact it was his birthday too and the GM mixed up a birthday cake for him - hash style.

                                 Virgins: Ulf (Dortmund), Stuart (East Grinstead), Cat (Buffalo Bar) - welcomed to becoming new members of PH3.

                                 (Snoring) Dancing Queen & Clam Sucker in for missing the Monkey H3 run on Saturday - Dancing Queen got too drunk in High Rollers and Clam

                                 Sucker spent 80K Baht on spider bite treatment.

                                 Wanker of the Week - holder Something Stupid stuggled to decide which spoon to hand over to the GM - which earned him a spot in the bucket.

                                 YMCA (got lost on the run), Soapy (bucket for driving from Chiang Mai to go to the Monkey H3 but only made it to PH3), Banana Rider (missing in

                                 action and for drinking spicy beer). Miraculously for Something Stupid - Banana Rider was voted WOTW.

                                 Fleece Lifter in to be called upon to entertain the circle next week - this should be good! 

Barnacle Bollocks--> invited donations to the elephant charity he's supporting. Song: Big Bamboo in recollection of the 1966 Guyana's independence from Great Britain.

GM The Wizard -->  The Final Down Down song by a cast of more than a dozen. Ball Ringer led the Hash Hymn and the GM closed another entertaining circle at PH3. 

OnOn                                  

Belly Dancer


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