The hills outside of Pattaya city were alive with the sound of "hashers", echoing oh oh and other strange noises 😳 as they ran, walked and searched for 🍺 beers on this fine beautiful Monday in early August.
Let us start at the beginning, yes, a very good 👍 place to start, A lot of good fun was enjoyed by all. Almost everyone enjoyed this glorious gathering as the Hares had set a fine trail, out in the woodlands.
The best wishes were bestowed to Dragon on her birthday, nothing could damping the high spirits of the PH 😁 3
The GM welcomed everyone to the circle and gave a big welcome to our Virgin German friend introduced by Wolfe and Gary, Don't Squeeze My Balls, what a great surprise later as our German virgin won a bottle of whiskey at the first draw of the waffle. Well done man.
New shoes got a christening with 🍺 beer
The Hares were called in to explain the trail, the structure it had and how it was planned out by the four volunteers.
The beer hunters led by Our Jimmy. Sir Really Sadistic Bastard welcomed all and said "everyone is a winner 🏆 follow me", many did and were led to a nearby bus.
As the hills became alive with the sounds of hashers, Julie Andrew's would have been proud, Doe, Ray, Me, Far, So, music please maestro, OK let's go,
Doe a dear, a female daer, Ray a drop of golden sun, (so so pleasant a day but beware s.O.s)
Fa, far long way to go, 5k or so
Me a name l call myself Blow Lewinski ...enough back to the story, of hashing.
Everyone returned safe and sound.
The beer truck was opened up refreshed 😋 with fruit and crisps a short while just after the delicious food was shared out, kind-hearted Dragon sponsored.
The heavens opened up and made it a great day for the Rags Queen, "Sauce for the Goose" to sell all her umbrellas 🌂 and raincoats to the full maximum limit.
The GM refused to be sunk by the rain storm and soon had the second circle up and running 🏃♂️ . He called upon Happy Survivor and Hot Hope to sit on ice featuring Hash trashers, and the fun began.
As The Wizard was a Hare, he called on RA Sperm Polluter to take the circle.
All the Hares had a seat on the ice. YMCA, Dragon, Fleece-Lifter and the GM.
Many hashers had positive feed- back when asked for comments about the trail .
Herring Choker didn't get lost as mostly everyone stayed together.
Not enough paper said GI Joe. And too many palm trees 🌴 to cross over.
"You could tell The Wizard was involved" came an Australian voice from Don't squeeze my Balls, He was duly iced.
Seal Sucker mentioned "A bit of a struggle.....not too much paper".
Not too much of a challenge for everyone as the weather had been kind during the run. Main thing was everyone came back safe and sound.
There were many winners of the raffle with great prizes
Also at the beginning when the sun was out Spermy asked for volunteers to Hare .
He said come forward anytime, that anyone with little or no experience would be helped, to be a Hare.
Probably a crash course, would definitely help.
Emperor Airhead was invited to take the circle
He in turn invited people,who in his mind, don't necessarily normally be iced to take a cool seat.
The waffle had just previously been won by Something Kinder. As she won something very enthusiastic, the Emperor explored further! It was not lacey curtains no, no, it was understood to be l underwear
And so, Something Stupid and Something Kinder, shared the ice together with Pink Head, whom it turned out had been with Something Kinder and a third person, unnamed, had gone on an overnight trip with...oooohhh LA LA LA
New people virgins, Tampax, Banana Rider, Mount Me, Shithead to name just a few were all invited to have fun on the ice, and although Crap Thai was supposedly exempt he was invited for a seat 💺
Fuck Off explain about his big toe being broken no, not an excuse he was put in the bucket
Lots of laughter and loads of fun was enjoyed by all the Hashers young and not so young.
Many songs were sang to get everyone off the ice to the amusement of all concerned
A song was sang by the Hares to the tune of Young man 👨 Y M C A which went down a treat.
Sperm Polluter handed over to Ball Ringer afterwards with the final countdown do do do da
And closed with swing low sweet chariot
On On Blow Lewinski