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PH3 Run 1955

Monday, 15 Aug 2022

Hares: Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Two Time, V.V.
Scribe: Blow Lewinsky
Hash Flash: Crap Thai (Circle), Mayo Queen (Run)
Runners: 57

Total Hashers This Week - 57

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Hashers Present Last Week - 37
Arse Van Hole (222), Banana Rider (14), Blow Lewinsky (31), Crap Thai (49), Dirt Looney (306), Emperor Airhead (1556), Fuck Off (66), G.I. Joe (842), Gangreen (511), Golden Rivet (294), Happy Survivor (161), Herring Choker (37), Hoi Wan (164), Lady Squeeze My Tube (640), Lost Cause (325), Mayo Queen (225), Mineless Cunt (133), Minnie Mouse (10), Mount Me (39), Mountain Flower (10), Panzer Fister (4), Ping Pong (70), Pink Head (9), Sauce For The Goose (105), Seal Sucker (358), She's The Boss (176), Shithead (29), Shy Tiger (23), Sir Arse-A-Holic (892), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (938), Something Kinder (34), Something Stupid (66), The Wizard (263), Two Time (391), V.V. (1022), Whore In The Window (149), YMCA (47)
Returners - 13
Beverly Hills Pink Cock (280), Black Cock Down (10), Drag Queen (21), Duchess Tadpole (687), Honey Bear (168), Jackal (259), No Banana (14), Pickaninny (29), Proposition (19), Pussy Number 3 (28), Sir MC (591), Smokey Trucky Fucky (162), Smokey's Nanny (106)
Visitors - 3
Chuck The Fuck Up (1), Deep Shit (16), Finger In (1)
Virgins - 4
Chris Sandstrom (1), Cockroach Number 3 (1), Gin Tonic (1), Sopa Veangfa (1)
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 0
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 9
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Helix (RIP) (18 Aug)
Antique (19 Aug)
Under Par (18 Aug)
Spread Eagle (20 Aug)
Bob Kottman (15 Aug)
Black Cock Down (15 Aug)
King of Scotland (15 Aug)
Sin Bin (15 Aug)
Lady Drink (21 Aug)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 15
Honey BearHash Trash: Left her mirror and toothpicksgotta keep that beautiful smile
Happy SurvivorHash Crash: Slipped in slow motion as the grounfd came up to meet her
Beverly Hills Pink CockHash Crash: Fell on trail
Crap ThaiHash Crash: The great gully gobbler fell throught the cracks
JackalHash Crash: Not so silent log trip
No BananaRaffle Hash Sinner: Brought his own beer into circle
GangreenHash Sinner: As Mountain Flower says; "You're my bitch!"
Banana RiderHash Sinner: Had a great time enjoying her freedom last week without No Banana
Mountain FlowerHash Sinner: The "more beautiful" stand-in for last week's WoTW, Dragon
Pink HeadWanker Of The Week: Reckoned a drone had her under surveillance while she answered the call of nature
The WizardHash Sinner: Told his wife he'd be a while as he fully enjoyed the wonders of the Japanese toilets in Terminall 21
Sauce For The GooseHash Sinner: Found out her 27 year old toy boy just got married but still asked for her to pay for his new passport
Dirt LooneyHash Sinner: Got a bunch of birthdays wrong on the PH3 database
Deep ShitHash Sinner: Welcome back to the PH3 after a 4 year absence in Australia
Finger InHash Sinner: Been Hashing all over the World but still didn't wear a Hash Shirthope you enjoyed putting on the special shirt

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Blow Lewinsky

An excellent turn out for the Hash today as 4 new virgins joined our international social gathering, here in this beautiful land of Smiles outside of Pattaya city in unrivalled woodlands of stunning scenery.

The Wizard welcomed everyone and thanked all for the money raised recently in the Full Moon run, to help the children's homeless charity 1520 baht. The GM then greeted our new 4 virgin volunteers, to our family of Saints and Sinners.
    A really nice Chinese lady.
    A Belgium man with a very nice Thai lady and,
    a not so shy American man 👨 who spoke with an artistic touch ,asking so many questions that he was finally asked to keep quiet for a moment, (he would get the opportunity come back later to tell his life story,) at which point everyone sang the 🎵 song "in the navy " to lots of laughter and big cheers

The Hares had done a greater job than expected at short notice, getting the grass cut was involved 👍 very well ✔ done and the trail itself was  by all account well carved out. VV a very experienced Hare with with a career spanning over 1000 runs had wasted no time in recruiting others as Emperor Airhead bestowed a Grammy nomination on him with charm, grace, fun and laugher and  also to the others  for their fine efforts .

The Wizard thanked  everyone for coming along and quickly explained the main rules, no alcoholic drinks till the first runner has arrived on site, and one rule of which the Wizard spoke in his unique obvious voice; "Don't get lost, stay close to the group okay." Which many virgin visitors adhere too! We don't lose many so keep your phone handy.

Wow, we're we in for a surprise at the end of the run, Our Shy American virgin, finished ahead of the pack, well ✔ 👍 done you .!
We all got tucked into the cold 🍻 beers, yes come back soon you're  very welcome.

VV had prepared tasty hot dogs 🌭 for all who wished. Also the Rags Queen; Sauce For The Goose, had a large assortment of shirts for sale.

Hash trashers were quickly put on the ice seat, Crap Thai for losing his footing, Jackal for losing  someone, maybe his invisible friend who it seems he talks too a lot 🤔. Also others  who joined the Social Hash group in other countries such as the Mongolian Hashers and forgot to come back for 27 years 🙃 Thank you for finding your way home to our happy bunch of hashers. If you take a long  walk down the Hall of Fame our warriors shine as one of the best.

The Pattaya House Hash Harrriers, as we know has been found to be one of the best  in the world since 1984

We do our own thing here ,away from every one said the handsome and romantic Emperor Airhead as he thank 😊 Our Jimmy, Sir Really Sadistic Bastard who has led the merry  band of Beer hunters each week tirelessly. However, this endearing man now has a bunch of Bitch hunters on the same joyously bus. QRTeam buddies Mountain Flower, Gangreen, Sauce For The Goose, Mount Me, to name a few were sang off the ice, by the Wild Wolf who had been catapulted almost instantaneously to world fame with his humorous ballots of funny Hash songs.

The waffle had lots of good things on offer such as 😋 chocolates🍫, shirts, whiskey, beers. Lots of wisdom in buying the right winning strategy 👏 buy a ticket 🎟

The Wanker of the Week golden globe spoon was won by Pink Head, it was a close shout as she seen over other entries and won by a short head or voice from the thronged crowd

There were the efforts to get the honored prize that came from Banana Rider, who mentioned the grass was too long, very strange indeed. Strange on the trail, that almost everyone thought was the best trail ever.

Also, Mountain Flower who had been in with a shout for the 🎖 Order of the Empire or for the want of a better term a substitute for Dragon 🐉 doing a shit.

Many hashers give their views as to the run and the walk with agusto, echoing the hard work that goes into laying a challenging 💪 trail. This week's are no less serving to transport and inspire us, giving feelings that provoked deep down emotions of Well Done!

Lots of singing went on on and time quickly passed, Good advice was given in how to hash. You just put your left leg out and your right leg in, you do the hooky kooky hashing and shake  it all about.

Good news that She's the Boss has a new car: as he has said himself to help with future Hares. This will make him more flexible and mobile, good on you mate

On On Blow Lewinsky


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