An excellent turn out for the Hash today as 4 new virgins joined our international social gathering, here in this beautiful land of Smiles outside of Pattaya city in unrivalled woodlands of stunning scenery.
The Wizard welcomed everyone and thanked all for the money raised recently in the Full Moon run, to help the children's homeless charity 1520 baht. The GM then greeted our new 4 virgin volunteers, to our family of Saints and Sinners.
A really nice Chinese lady.
A Belgium man with a very nice Thai lady and,
a not so shy American man 👨 who spoke with an artistic touch ,asking so many questions that he was finally asked to keep quiet for a moment, (he would get the opportunity come back later to tell his life story,) at which point everyone sang the 🎵 song "in the navy " to lots of laughter and big cheers
The Hares had done a greater job than expected at short notice, getting the grass cut was involved 👍 very well ✔ done and the trail itself was by all account well carved out. VV a very experienced Hare with with a career spanning over 1000 runs had wasted no time in recruiting others as Emperor Airhead bestowed a Grammy nomination on him with charm, grace, fun and laugher and also to the others for their fine efforts .
The Wizard thanked everyone for coming along and quickly explained the main rules, no alcoholic drinks till the first runner has arrived on site, and one rule of which the Wizard spoke in his unique obvious voice; "Don't get lost, stay close to the group okay." Which many virgin visitors adhere too! We don't lose many so keep your phone handy.
Wow, we're we in for a surprise at the end of the run, Our Shy American virgin, finished ahead of the pack, well ✔ 👍 done you .!
We all got tucked into the cold 🍻 beers, yes come back soon you're very welcome.
VV had prepared tasty hot dogs 🌭 for all who wished. Also the Rags Queen; Sauce For The Goose, had a large assortment of shirts for sale.
Hash trashers were quickly put on the ice seat, Crap Thai for losing his footing, Jackal for losing someone, maybe his invisible friend who it seems he talks too a lot 🤔. Also others who joined the Social Hash group in other countries such as the Mongolian Hashers and forgot to come back for 27 years 🙃 Thank you for finding your way home to our happy bunch of hashers. If you take a long walk down the Hall of Fame our warriors shine as one of the best.
The Pattaya House Hash Harrriers, as we know has been found to be one of the best in the world since 1984
We do our own thing here ,away from every one said the handsome and romantic Emperor Airhead as he thank 😊 Our Jimmy, Sir Really Sadistic Bastard who has led the merry band of Beer hunters each week tirelessly. However, this endearing man now has a bunch of Bitch hunters on the same joyously bus. QRTeam buddies Mountain Flower, Gangreen, Sauce For The Goose, Mount Me, to name a few were sang off the ice, by the Wild Wolf who had been catapulted almost instantaneously to world fame with his humorous ballots of funny Hash songs.
The waffle had lots of good things on offer such as 😋 chocolates🍫, shirts, whiskey, beers. Lots of wisdom in buying the right winning strategy 👏 buy a ticket 🎟
The Wanker of the Week golden globe spoon was won by Pink Head, it was a close shout as she seen over other entries and won by a short head or voice from the thronged crowd
There were the efforts to get the honored prize that came from Banana Rider, who mentioned the grass was too long, very strange indeed. Strange on the trail, that almost everyone thought was the best trail ever.
Also, Mountain Flower who had been in with a shout for the 🎖 Order of the Empire or for the want of a better term a substitute for Dragon 🐉 doing a shit.
Many hashers give their views as to the run and the walk with agusto, echoing the hard work that goes into laying a challenging 💪 trail. This week's are no less serving to transport and inspire us, giving feelings that provoked deep down emotions of Well Done!
Lots of singing went on on and time quickly passed, Good advice was given in how to hash. You just put your left leg out and your right leg in, you do the hooky kooky hashing and shake it all about.
Good news that She's the Boss has a new car: as he has said himself to help with future Hares. This will make him more flexible and mobile, good on you mate
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