The first circle saw quite a number of virgins brought by long time returnees, the newly named Slave Trafficker and wife. Excellent Hash behaviour. The hares promised a 4km-ish trail for the walkers and a 9km-ish trail for the runners. There seemed more rise than fall in the 9+ km trail, although it was well marked and enjoyable to see trails that appeared brand new.
Shit On My Chest was quick off the mark to admit being Hash Trash, but could not say what he had done or lost. Maybe the fumes got to his head, but he wanted ice and ice he got. No Cnut Troll claimed a plastic bag of goodies and was happy. Hash Crashes followed and No More Cum protested the innocence of his long-lost GF, claiming she had merely gone down in front of him and he had assisted. No good deed goes unpunished and he hit the bucket. Parisian Titti completed the trio of Hash Crashes.
Brotherly Luv received a Hash Hero Award for not only assisting Velcro Dick following his serious hash rash last week, but he ensured Stupid Kraut Cnut got to a safe place following imbibing Ferret punch in great amounts. Excellent Hash behaviour. The Wizard was concerned that RA Scar with 2T’s was unwell as he appeared in good mood and smiling.
The Hashers who completed both the shorter and longer trails gave favourable reports today to the credit of the Hares. However at least one of the Hares seemed to forget their duties from time to time is serving drinks to Hashers on the ice, preferring to chat whilst the circle proceeded at times. Beetroot Head pulled up injured, however completed the longer trail.
Many Hashers were called to enjoy the ice for diverse reasons (including indigenous northern Norwegians Pol Dancer and Diarrhea celebrating the ‘Sami National Day). NMC and Spastic Whore King celebrated owning matching ‘cup protectors’ in a manly way. Emperor Airhead entertained the circle, telling us of Nightrider being detained as he smuggled bacon out of the USA. Scar returned to form and iced the Hares for their non-proficiency in preparing pineapple following the trails. Paprika Smiley and CIA were the envy of many Hashers as they spoke of Hashing in the Antarctic.
On On Crap Thai