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PH3 Run 1980

Monday, 6 Feb 2023

Hares: Blow Lewinsky, Panzer, Proposition
Scribe: Crap Thai
Hash Flash: Spastic Whore King (Run), YMCA (Circle)
Runners: 100

Total Hashers This Week - 100

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Hashers Present Last Week - 65
Anal Cheese (133), Antique (223), Asshole Too Loose (20), Banana Rider (20), Bell Star (69), Brotherly Luv (54), Cement Head (14), CIA (69), Cocktail (41), Cookie Monster (80), Crap Thai (65), Dirt Looney (331), Duchess Tadpole (706), Emperor Airhead (1580), G.I. Joe (867), Gangreen (534), Ging Gang Goolies (131), Golden Rivet (316), Goosey Goosey Gobbler (74), Happy Survivor (186), Hoi Wan (185), Homer Pimpson (2), Irregular Period (94), Ja Jah (43), Just One More Drink (12), Kee Mah (270), Lady Squeeze My Tube (664), Leg Over (41), Lost Cause (347), Lowie Keurston (6), Mayo Queen (250), Minnie Mouse (28), Mount Me (52), My Girlfriend Knows I'm Gay (114), Necrophilia Night Rider (340), No More Cum (300), Panzer (35), Papa Dick (51), Paprika Smiley (234), Parou Parou (57), Pink Head (30), Pol Dancer (95), Pole Fucker (115), Proposition (41), Samba La Bamba (25), Scar W/2Ts (362), Seal Sucker (380), Sexy Butterfly (47), She's The Boss (199), Shit Lips (41), Sick Of Steve (2), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (963), Something Kinder (57), Something Stupid (89), Spastic Whore King (111), Sperm Polluter (267), Telly Tubby (224), The Wizard (288), Tom Boy (276), Tractor Man (23), Turn Me Over (21), Two Time (416), V.V. (1047), Whore In The Window (174), YMCA (72)
Returners - 21
Angel (34), Any Cock'll Do (6), Ball Ringer (826), Beetroot Head (157), Bell End (573), Ben 10 (301), Billion Sucker (279), Blow Lewinsky (43), Burl Ives (288), Casper (215), Chip Chip (106), Crystal (25), Dead Gump (10), Diarrhea (45), Hot Hope (28), Lurch (35), Miss Use Me (296), Parisian Titi (106), Shit On My Chest (19), Vios (67), Yanky Crank (24)
Visitors - 8
Feel My Meat (13), Fuck My Puck (6), Good Time (1), Insatiable Russian Bitch (2), Kiss And Tell (1), Lucky Stroke (1), No Cunt Troll (20), Slave Trafficker (3)
Virgins - 6
Austin Dukeshire (1), Dylan Dukeshire (1), Elizabeth Dukeshire (1), Mohammud the Mouthy Mother Fucker (1), Patcharee Nildumrong (1), Sydney Dukeshire (1)
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 3
Blow Lewinsky Was Congratulated For 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
Proposition Was Congratulated For 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
No More Cum Was Congratulated For 300 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 1
Simon Anton Was Given The Hash Name Slave Trafficker
Birthdays - 2
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Fuzzy Lure (06 Feb)
Sperm Polluter (10 Feb)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 17
Shit On My ChestHash Trash: Didn't lose anything, he just wanted to sit on ice. The keys found at KMK remain unclaimed
No Cunt TrollHash Trash: Discarded Scribe Notes from a few weeks ago
Parisian TitiHash Crash: Took a tumle on trail
Tom BoyHash Crash: Another trail tumbler
No More CumHash Crash: Proxy ice sitter for Insatiable Russian Bitch who fell on trail but was ice shy
Brotherly LuvHash Hero: Looked after Velcro Dick when he fell last week and now has a smal fractured bone in his neck
Blow LewinskyHash Sinner: Asked to be a Hare so they could use his car, which promptly broke down. A valuable asset to the team
Necrophilia Night RiderHash Leaver: Leaving for only 4 weeksyeah right, you said that 3 years ago and only just got back!
Paprika SmileyHash Saint: Hash Ambassador for the PH3 during his Worldwide exploits
CIAHash Saint: Master Hash Traveller who has even Hashed in Antarctica
Goosey Goosey GobblerHash Sinner: Along with Diarrhea were representatives from Northern Norway on Sami National Day
Dylan DukeshireHash Sinner: Even as a virgin, he liked the bucket so much he went there himself after the run
PropositionHash Sinner: As a Hare went out on trail and gave misleading directions to the FRB's
No More CumWanker Of The Week: Posting photos of himself to Facebook whilst wearing a tiny pair of "budgie smugglers"
Slave TraffickerHash Saint: Brought his whole family of 5 virgins to the PH3 this weekwell done that man!
Kiss And TellVisitor: Along with Good Time are welcome visitors to the PH3 from LA Union Hash, Philippines
General Kidney WiperMissed Birthday: Even though you can't make it to Pattaya very often, the PH3 wishes you a very Hashy Birthday

Awards This Run

Blow Lewinsky
5 Hared Runs
Proposition
5 Hared Runs
No More Cum
300 Runs

Scribe Report by Crap Thai

The first circle saw quite a number of virgins brought by long time returnees, the newly named Slave Trafficker and wife. Excellent Hash behaviour. The hares promised a 4km-ish trail for the walkers and a 9km-ish trail for the runners. There seemed more rise than fall in the 9+ km trail, although it was well marked and enjoyable to see trails that appeared brand new.

Shit On My Chest was quick off the mark to admit being Hash Trash, but could not say what he had done or lost. Maybe the fumes got to his head, but he wanted ice and ice he got. No Cnut Troll claimed a plastic bag of goodies and was happy. Hash Crashes followed and No More Cum protested the innocence of his long-lost GF, claiming she had merely gone down in front of him and he had assisted. No good deed goes unpunished and he hit the bucket. Parisian Titti completed the trio of Hash Crashes.

Brotherly Luv received a Hash Hero Award for not only assisting Velcro Dick following his serious hash rash last week, but he ensured Stupid Kraut Cnut got to a safe place following imbibing Ferret punch in great amounts. Excellent Hash behaviour. The Wizard was concerned that RA Scar with 2T’s was unwell as he appeared in good mood and smiling.

The Hashers who completed both the shorter and longer trails gave favourable reports today to the credit of the Hares. However at least one of the Hares seemed to forget their duties from time to time is serving drinks to Hashers on the ice, preferring to chat whilst the circle proceeded at times. Beetroot Head pulled up injured, however completed the longer trail.

Many Hashers were called to enjoy the ice for diverse reasons (including indigenous northern Norwegians Pol Dancer and Diarrhea celebrating the ‘Sami National Day). NMC and Spastic Whore King celebrated owning matching ‘cup protectors’ in a manly way. Emperor Airhead entertained the circle, telling us of Nightrider being detained as he smuggled bacon out of the USA. Scar returned to form and iced the Hares for their non-proficiency in preparing pineapple following the trails. Paprika Smiley and CIA were the envy of many Hashers as they spoke of Hashing in the Antarctic.

On On Crap Thai


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