I've noticed PH3 attendee numbers are consistently into three figures these days. While this is a good thing for the Hash, it makes crowd control increasingly difficult. From where I sit as Scribe, and despite the best efforts by the GM, Scar with Two t's and No More Cum in particular, the consistent background drone of certain voices is distracting at best, but in reality more offensive. Please do not chat during the Circle, and follow instructions!
Following hash trash and hash crash by the GM (Sperm Bank, Tractor Man, Mayo Queen and Moon Flower) the Hares (S Whore King, Cookie Monster, Wild Wolf, Antique) were iced and congratulated for the food, snacks and whisky they had kindly provided. The general consensus was that it was a runner's run, excellent, outstanding and a nice trail - "even I could follow it". Special thanks were reserved for Antique, being kissed by Singing Granny. Raffle winners today were Goosey Goosey Gobbler, Womb Broom, Sasha from Slovenia, Lost Cause, F Off, Kosovo Cutie, Antique and Squeals Like A Pig.
Emperor Airhead then took the circle and, after icing the Hares, reminded everyone that this Run was to commemorate the first anniversary of Lord Chicken Fr's death. A much respected and spontaneous RA, Antique's best friend. but liked by all he met. After some reminiscing about previous visits to today's A site and questioning Sir Really Sadistic Bastard about being the sole Beer Hunter, today's naming ceremony was conducted. After a couple of rounds of voting David Gunning was duly dubbed Diesel Dick.
A number of awards today, duly handed out by Sperm Polluter. 10 Hared Runs (S Whore King), 5 Hared Runs (Wild Wolf and Something Stupid) 50 Runs (Limp Dick and The Great Nit).
No More Cum took centre stage to immediately bucket Herring Choker (Cambodia problems) and Chico Lukie (talking too much and answering back). Motoring offenders (including the GM and Antique) were iced, followed by Kelly being gently introduced to some of the rituals of the PH3.
Following a special icing and note from the GM for leaver Antique (attended today despite a UK flight tonight), Scar With 2 T's had clearly spotted the Orwellian Run number (1984) by reimposing his totalitarian regime. Various offenders (including groups at the back, talkers, those allegedly over 70, Virgins) were identified/ rounded up and suitably punished. Kinder words were reserved for Desi Swallow, a long time Pattaya resident.
Herring Choker's Cambodia problems resurfaced when the GM announced nominations for Wanker of the Week. Also in the frame were Something Simple (reversed push bike into GM's motorbike), Crap Thai (bought dud car) and Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (holder). Herring Choker the unanimous winner!
In accordance with Lord Chicken F'rs wishes Wild Wolf told the oft repeated cock-a-doodle-doo /any cock'll do joke followed by leading the Hares in a grand finale ditty
The GM reiterated thanks to the Hares before the final down down and Hash Hymn.
That's all from me - you might want to hear from someone else next week!
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