The GM called the hounds to attention.
The theme for the day, a Belgian run, was introduced to much excitement. Did this mean Belgian food? Fries with Mayonnaise? Belgian beer? Belgian chocolates. Alas no, just 9 sort of Belgian hares. But, as usual, they did excel. The GM requested virgins of which there were 4 to explain proceedings. Announcements about the beer hunters, hare-raising and rags followed and of course the ettiquette for beer. A few new shoes were given the usual beer treatment. The hares were invited to introduce the run, markings etc.
The Run and Walk. Not memorable would be most hashers description it was concluded. The terrain was the usual mix of tapioca fields, scrub and dirt paths. Markings were plentiful and quite clear. The run check backs and false trails kept the runners nicely together. It was not typical VV run in that there was only one small water crossing. In general the trail was very dry and hard but this created a lot of dust in the air too.
The Wizard announced the circle and hashers gathered in anticipation. First off was Trash. 3 bags had been left on the last run. One was a dirt road bag even, very tardy, no doubt will receive full treatment on thie next run. Second up was hash crash of which there were many too, but Fuc& Off was the only one to proclaim his innocence and said it was a deliberate act. Helmet and shit seats were duly issued. The hares were called next and thanked for the fruit cocktail, food in general, music etc etc. The raffle followed finishing with a special donation of a Belgian chocolate dick to a deserving harriette after going thru a russian doll type unpacking of cardboard boxes.
Emperor Airhead was invited to conduct some business. After initially honoring the hares again and trying to establish if there was any special day to be honored as Belgian, he addressed namings. A quiet harriette was given her chosen name of Little Mountain and after much debate from his lumberjack and male masseur background, Claes was named Happy Ending.
Scar with 2Ts then took over and started with the virgins 2 of whom by now had acquired hash gear. Violations were observed and dealt with accordingly. Sitters, those on phones, private circles etc. Blow Lewinski deservedly was put in the bucket for swapping a dirt road shirt for a Titanic shirt to help out a newcomer without gear. Dragon and Pig A Dildo were next on ice and in bucket respectively the later for using the bucket for a post run shower.
The GM returned to award Crap Thai with a one off cock of the year award which involved a nice sash and a wooden cock around his waist which he managed to lose before even leaving the circle.
Sperm Polluter then gave some honors such as 600 runs for Sir MC and 10 hares for Street Cleaner.
Fleece Lifter on loan from the Jungle gave what appeared to be revenge down downs to The Wizard, Pussy Snatcher, Milky Piss and then Seal Sucker and Beetroot Head for being FRBs.
The GM returned to ask all the dicks to have some ice time, such as Splinter Dick, Limp Dick and Diesel Dick. Two Time's birthday was honored with a cake. Then a true highlight, a tribute to famed Belgian recording artist Lou De Prijck for his anthem "Pattaya, Pattaya" to which nearly all the men of the opposite sex danced around the hares on the ice. Nice touch guys.
Sperm Polluter was then asked to draw matters to a close with renditions of the Final down down and the hymn. Well into the dark, those left standing were invited to get a road beer but alas none left. Good planning and management (or just good luck).
About 30+ of the 120 attendees went on to the newly rebranded June's Cocktail Bar, now known as Dam Dam and thanks go to the new proprietor.
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