Scribe Report Hash Sheet – Run 2104 – 23rd June 2025
Hares – Herring Choker, Shy Tiger
Hash Flash – Mayo Queen (Run) YMCA (Circle)
GM – Milky Piss
The Gods of Rain summoned the storm clouds so the magnificent PH 3 gathering was smaller than usual. Only 3 baht buses made it to the rendezvous I can only assume the rest were carried away in the Biblical flood we endured and those poor souls made of sugar perished.
At sign in the was confusion around a ‘new’ Biggus Dickus who wasn’t on the books, but I had seen previously live up to his hash name (High Rollers own beer can scandal)
With a luck of volunteers for the prized role of literary genius, I once again sat myself in the scribe’s chair.
The A site was about 50 minutes away and seemed well situated but with little cover from the elements
The trail itself was well received and in my humble view one of the best marked I strolled, generally enjoyed by all.
The first circle was opened by the GM
3 Virgins were welcomed to the group Dominique Gueguen (he failed to successfully spell his name phonetically at sign in), Tanatpron Srimuengkang (winning smile) and Lee Smith (from the green and pleasant land itself)
Lee Smith was invited back into the circle to celebrate his new shoes alongside his sponsor Piss Drinker (who had worn giant boots in the hope he could get giant free beer)
The first note sung
Safety briefing was given with the words ‘if you get lost, you’re on your own ‘
The hares gave the run briefing which was very informative and highlighted the hanging paper was to be followed as there could be some other stuff from a previous run.
Gangreen announced that the beer hunters were available if anyone was up for the challenge.
Without further ado we were off and I found myself in the midst of the walkers
The first runner back was Seal Sucker (no back checks, not one, no help to anyone else at all) closely followed by Boring Wanker who was generally acknowledged as the ‘back check hero’ of this run.
The second circle shenanigans were begun by the GM ‘we fought the rain and we won’
Those who were iced in no particular order
Fashion Police
Mini Mouse – Promoted Sargeant
VV and Biggus Dickus shared the honour of being joint helmets for having matching naff shirts
Hash Trash
Drag Queen – North Face Cap
GI Joe – insulated mug which he immediately blamed on his sainted wife
Hash Crashers
Little Sparrow
GM – Milky Piss – showed great transparency and admitted a trip with no one around (why would you)
Hares on Ice
The Hares were roundly praised for the trail
Awards
Something Stupid - Received His Shirt in Recognition Of 200 Runs (or sign-ups) with the PH3
Raffel – Compared by the gentle soul who is Hot Hope
Winners – Testicles, Panzer Fister, Lee Smith, Emperor Airhead, Two Time, Sick of Steve, Mini Mouse
Emperor Airhead – took on the circle and the Hares were put on the ice
Despite being elected as ‘defence ‘Seal Sucker continued to prosecute Herring Choker whilst the lovely Shy Tiger remained immune to all barbs
NB - during this time Ball Ringer finally made it back to the A site and joined the circle (1909hrs) having decided by his own admission to ‘go his own way’
The Wizard took over the circle and immediately called for ‘The French Fuckers’ to be put on ice
Dominiqe Jovus - of The Ivory Coast - claimed that he had over 150 hash runs but still no name
Parisian Titti – just because
Dominiqe Gueguen – virgin who couldn’t spell his own name
Also iced Lee Smith (North Yorkshire) for his numerous Hash infractions that were obvious for all to see. He was also heard to say ‘ I don’t like people shouting at me’
Jeff Haas was put on the ice and asked more questions to assist with a possible hash name. This invisible man seemed evasive at best, and his teaching methods and qualifications may be questionable
Having relied on his friends to help Herring Choker found a profound silence for the ‘Hare Song’, until Shit Head gave a heart warming and fuzzy feelgood rendition of Jones Town
The Wizard gathered the Final Down Down and closure
On On - So Long, Farwell, Adieu, Who the Fuck Am I