Total Hashers This Week - 88

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Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Awards This Run

Gangreen
700 Runs

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Scab

It was a beautiful day in Pattaya. The sun was shining. It was hot, humid, and most were trying not to wrinkle the dresses that their spouses or girlfriends picked out for them because they would rather be with a woman than you. Well, except for the ladies that decided to fight the power of the patriarchy and become men for the trail.
Among others that have indulged in the cross-dressing shenanigans before, Dirt Looney was entirely too comfortable in her… his (?) … ability to flirt and demonstrate her ladylike behaviors.
The surprise of the day was the beer hunters not complaining about walking a whole 100 meters to the bar! They figured out that it was the coldest beer in town and worth walking a wee bit for. Though that didn’t stop Whore in the Window from asking when he could go back to A-site for free beer…. From everyone that he spoke to!
Before heading back to the A-site after trail, The Wiz stopped by the beer hunters to brag about an angel in Wellingtons that followed him on Beach Rd, only to find out later that Eating Monster decided he was pretty enough to invite back to hash…
Evidently, the ladies were confused by all the dresses in circle and just kept yelling at all of those wearing a particularly nice one despite Emperor Airhead repeatedly stating they could only have one of them. And it came down to Granny Looney or Spastic Whore Queen… King… ?
Not willing to share the spotlight, Granny Looney gave up her bid so that Spastic could keep the crown in true UK fashion. The queen rules again this year! Personally, I think it was because Spastic showed some leg and said breasts don’t matter!
When the guys (?) were called in, Tadpole stood out because she tried to become Elvis rather than just dressing up as any random guy. Despite not being able to shake her hips like she needed to. Well, King Legover was having none of that and it ultimately came down to the two of them having to share the title of best guy.
We’ll have to see how the rest of the year goes and if anyone abdicates before the next contest.
As The Wiz took the circle back, he called Shit on my Chest into the circle to show off his hairy back. Not sure if he was jealous or just admiration as The Wiz was in drag….
As much fun as was being had, Gangreen had to bring us all down a bit by illustrating he had no life and had achieved 700 runs! Well, it’s too late now, hashing is a routine you are stuck with forever now.
As circle wound down, and the French hares were to sing a song, they had a stand in. I’m not sure if it was a song, a poetry slam, or just a drunk rambling, it was supposedly in English, though no one was able to understand it enough to figure out if it was English, American English, Aussie English, or what.
Ah well. About 50 wankers headed to the OnOn and relaxed after the strenuous trail that was laid.
As there was still a bit of complaining; all was well. If you have time to complain, you are not overworked or hurting too much!
See you all next week!

On On SCAB

Hares' Song

Where Is My Mind
Song by Placebo, but originally by the Pixies. 
Sung by our very own Fattus Maximus, who kind of made it up as he was going.

Mesdames et messiuerres, ladies and gents
C'est la dernier chanson, it's the last song
Mais quelle chanson! but what a song!!
Pour mes amis quelquechose stupide et quelquechose plus gentile, for my friends Something Stupid and Something Kinder
Un chanson pour personnes stupide, a song for stupid people.
Je voius presenter M Fat Max, Give it up for FAT MAX

With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah (Yeah)
Your head will collapse, cos there's fuck all in it
And you'll ask yourself

Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?
Way out in the water, see it swimmin'

I was swimmin' in the Caribbean
Animals were hiding behind the rocks
But this little fish bumped into me, 
I swear he was trying to talk to me

Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?
Way out in the water, see it swimmin'

With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse, cos theres fuck all in it
And you'll ask yourself

Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?
Way out in the water, see it swimmin'

With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah