Total Hashers This Week - 55

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Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by B.B.

When my baht bus arrived at the A site we had to dismount and walk down the rough track. My first thought was for my old mate TESTICLES can he make it down? Second thought was for the BEER HUNTERS they might have to walk up to the baht bus won't they moan.
Our hares VV and TWO TIME picked a very private A site that has many trails running off it. Great spot.
Our GM calls us together for the start of the run and welcomes us all to the hash.
No new shoes or virgins this week, so he calls on the hares to tell us about the run. Runners head off to the right and walkers follow VV and TWO TIME to the start of their trail. CANNONBALL and myself can see where the walkers are up in the bush so we parallel them by walking on the road. We are having a comfortable walk down the road and we can see and hear the walkers struggling through the bush.  By then the runners who had crossed rivers and climbed mountains with ropes are closing in on them. 
A few hundred meters further on we see the front runners lose trail and are wandering about in the bush. CANNONBALL and myself left the road at that point and headed into the pineapple fields only to find trail later on.
We arrive back at the circle we'll before anyone else but we still had a great walk.
Walkers finally arrived after a 3.8 klm hard trail. Our GM was a walker because he had a hard day at the gym on Sunday. 
BULL RINGER mentions SEXY BUTTERFLY had a fall and he wanted to ride her down the slippery slope.
FATSUS MAXIMUS or temporary trail master mentioned that the trail was great with plenty of paper to follow. He also mentioned to me that this week he is the nice hare raiser but next week he will be the bad hair raiser and some hashers who have NEVER SET A TRAIL might get some ice time.
All the walkers are home but no sign of any runners. The bucket time of 84 minutes elapses and the beer bucket is open. Still no runners yet. 
Our first runners BORING WANKER and ANAL ACROBAT arrive home after 91 minutes. The BEER HUNTERS arrive home about the same time after their hard trail. BLACK PANTHER was the first Harriet home. Well done for finishing what I heard was a hard trail especially at the end where the rope to get up the bank had disappeared and the slope made wet from buckets of water. Great idea, well done hares. The length of the trail varied from 8.7 klm by MISSGUIDED and 10.5klm for those doing all the checks. YMCA and NIGHT RIDER came in from a different direction after 120 minutes of being on trail.
Meanwhile, GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER is telling me a story of the old days when they could run from second road and be in the cow paddocks. He even recalls having a dump where Soi Boikhua is now. Memories.
I also learnt a new word from him PEDANTIC????
Our GM calls the circle with hash crashes up first. SICK OF STEVE, SEXY BUTTERFLY, ANAL ACROBATIC and CARLICKER all had falls
SICK OF STEVE is iced again for being hash trash.
Hares are called in and comments from the circle are given. Hashers mention that the STICKS are fully painted and we hear that TWO TIME had them at home and was learning art.
Great comments about the run and walk from the circle so we'll done hares.
Raffle time and I lost again. BLACK PANTHER is all smiles when she pulls out the first number, and the winner is BORING WANKER who takes the wine after being told to by his Mrs.  AIRHEAD, MISGUIDED, YMCA, THE WIZARD and VELCRO DICK are all winners.
EMPEROR AIR HEAD calls in the hares and tells us how they fell in love at the hash. 
DIRT DIGGER is iced as a returner.
EATING MONSTER is iced and a story is told about building a school and ducks and ducklings in boiling water are offered her only for her to say sorry I'm a vegetarian.
MARK a visitor from the UK with no name is called out and he tells us his life story. He drives a truck lives on a boat and like pineapple so now think about a hash name for him. TRUCKY BOATY PINEAPPLE EATER comes to mind.
Then we have ERIC the Frenchman who was a Captain in the French intelligence for 34 years requires a hash name and because he must have been intelligent to work there I think DUMB would make a great hash name.
DEAD GUMP and myself are iced and I'm reminded I was once a bad RA icing 17 year old Aussie ladies who were on their first hash with their father. 
GMs circle and all the Norwegians are iced and questions are asked about the old days when the Vikings went raping and pillaging the UK . They then rowed themselves out of the circle.
NEVER COMES takes a seat and we all sing Hashy Birthday while the girls bring out a cake.
MUDCRACKER gets his 5 hares run shirt and
BORING WANKER a 100 run shirt.
NEWS FLASH next week's run is Christmas in July so if you want to participate in the SECRET SANTA draw bring a present.
The hare song The Major of Bayswater is sung by myself.
Final down down is done by the harrites followed by the hash hymn
Grab a roady then On On to the QUICKIE BAR for more beers and food.
Another great Monday here in Pattaya. Thanks hares thanks commitee for all your efforts.
Remember next week our HARE RAISER is going to get tough on some of you, so volunteer now to hare a run.

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