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PH3 Run 2170

28 September 2026

Cannon Ball Birthday Run

A Delightful Free BBQ Sponsored By the Hares 😋
Hares: Cannon Ball, Chuck The Fuck Up, SCAB
Scribe: B.B.
Hash Flash: Mayo Queen (Run), YMCA (Circle)
Runners: 81

Total Hashers This Week - 81

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Hashers Present Last Week - 61
A Dingo Ate My Baby (50), Any Hole Will Do (4), Arakie (24), Beautiful Bell Ringer (31), Beauty Leo Please (89), Beetroot Head (254), Bengt Potato (255), Billion Sucker (364), Cannon Ball (191), Car Licker (162), Chuck The Fuck Up (104), Classic (32), Dirt Looney (521), Don't Call Me Dick (109), Dovelyn Yaon (15), Drag Queen (116), Emperor Airhead (1756), Fattus Maximus (130), Fingerless (88), Frogsy Moron (17), G.I. Joe (1052), General Kidney Wiper (959), Giddy Up (34), Ging Gang Goolies (223), Goosey Goosey Gobbler (131), Horst Dick (21), Hot Hope (176), Knob Marley (181), Lady Rock (26), Lady Squeeze My Tube (844), Leg Over (177), Little Sparrow (65), Mai Mao (70), Many Drinks (106), Mayo Queen (415), Necrophilia Night Rider (487), Oily Bob (31), Out Of Order (78), Overdue (55), Panzer (128), Panzer Fister (179), Ping Pong (254), Prickly Bird (17), Shit Lips (173), Sick Of Steve (132), Sir Arse-A-Holic (1080), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (1083), Sir Velcro Dick (647), Sober As A Judge (38), Something Kinder (232), Something Stupid (269), Speedo Pete (127), Sperm Polluter (389), Stupid Kraut Cunt (413), Swing Low Sweet Testicles (36), The Wizard (470), Two Pricks (40), Two Time (590), V.V. (1215), Whore In The Window (352), YMCA (250)
Returners - 14
Anal Acrobat (73), B.B. (181), Bell Star (159), Fleece Lifter (168), Homer Pimpson (37), Linguini Weeny (121), Moon Flower (25), Mr Invisible (15), Pilsner Pisser (5), SCAB (25), Scar W/2Ts (453), Sexy Butterfly (190), Slug (85), Turd Burglar (291)
Visitors - 5
Big Lungs (25), Captain Corruption (22), Class Act (5), Disco Dick (58), No Hope (23)
Virgins - 1
Claas Clements (1)
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 2
A Dingo Ate My Baby Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3
Fleece Lifter Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 10 Hared Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 5
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Turd Burglar (30 Sep)
Ferry Queen (02 Oct)
Cannon Ball (28 Sep)
Chatter Box (28 Sep)
Drag Queen (28 Sep)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 7
Shit LipsHash Trash: 2 folding umbrellas left last week
Little SparrowRaffle Hash Sinner: Wore his hat, then had a wrong number for the next ticket
Fleece LifterRaffle Hash Sinner: Wore his hat into the circle. Even wearing hats from other Hashes gets you iced
Something KinderRaffle Hash Sinner: Wrong number
ClassicHash Saint: Was bitten on his leg a few times by a dog whilst on another Hash, requiring medical attention. Still managed to go with the beerhunters today and even paid for the drinks
YMCAAirhead Award: For his continued assistance at signups and as Hash Flash. Thank you
Stupid Kraut CuntWanker Of The Week: Managed to receive 2 black eyes whilst falling from a stationary vehicle

Awards This Run

A Dingo Ate My Baby
50 Runs

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by B.B.

BILLY WHERE ARE YOU? IF ANYONE KNOWS THE WHEREABOUTS OF BILLY aka GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER please notify DIRT LOONEY.
GKW came back into town on our baht bus and he was going out tonight to have a WEE DRAM with Dirt Looney.
The only problem was that Looney lost him between 3rd road and the Kubla Bar.
Was GKW swept away by the floods or was he lured into a Lady Boi bar??? Who knows nowadays?? After hearing rumours in the circle tonight of GAY kissing and tounging between German hashers at the Jade Club anything can happen in Pattaya.
Now you all know that I f@@@@d up the hare song tonight, and I know you are dying to know the song. Well it came to me in the baht bus, so I have to share it with you now before I forget again. Remember the hares were all American, and the guy who always wears a red tie has made some mistakes lately that is costing the World dollars.
Ok it goes like this, but don't forget you have to do the boom boom boom boom bit.
So they started up a war just to get the Alatola
Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
Now the price of gasoline gone up another dollar
Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom noom
But Trump said don't worry I know what to do.
But don't listen to that man coz his got no fucking clue
Sometimes I think I'm going to blow a fuse
If they don't get no.oil through the Straits of Hormuz.
I won't bore you with the next 2 verses
BECAUSE WE CANT FIND BILLY.
COME HOME BILLY ALL IS FORGIVEN
We had a hash tonight and I did take notes. BUT WE LOST BILLY
We had icing and people in the bucket.
We had food and drinks supplied by the hares.
We had winners and losers in the raffle but WE LOST BILLY
We all had a great time at Kublas bar. EXCEPT BILLY BECAUSE WE LOST HIM
ON ON BB


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