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PH3 Run 1257

Monday, 7 Apr 2008

Hares: Sir Dog, Stinky Sloppy Seconds
Scribe: Odd Job
Runners: 97

Total Hashers This Week - 97

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Hashers Present Last Week - 73
Absolutely No Fucking Idea (76), Are You Sure (RIP) (175), Ball Sniffer (49), Bam Bam (RIP) (16), Bangka Blower (48), Bin Tin Tin (174), Black Justice (10), Cabbage Flaps (30), Cabbage Head (77), Cabbage Knievel (30), Cabbage Queen (74), Cheap Norgy Cunt (56), Chicken Legs (155), Clit Face (413), Daft Vader (134), Drippy (329), Duchess Tadpole (300), Empty Sperm Bank (59), Ewok (387), Fini The Faggot (269), Fuckalao (RIP) (78), Fuzzy Lure (66), G.I. Joe (221), General Kidney Wiper (488), Golden Dildo (40), Greyhound (RIP) (46), Honey Bunny (91), Jim Reamer (3), Karamba (184), King Yao Yao (RIP) (703), Lady Bow Wow (247), Lady Flipper (310), Lady Moo (38), Lady Squeeze My Tube (47), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (843), Mad Cow (94), Master Bates (411), Midnight Star (273), Missing Link (RIP) (62), Mrs. Head (318), No More Cum (93), Odd Job (223), One More Time (8), Prawn Princess (33), Psychodelic (42), Queen Stella (282), Rambo WW2 (RIP) (245), Rambowling (209), Ratcatcher (76), Rottweiler (355), Sammy Davis Jnr (RIP) (5), Seagull Shit (144), Seaman Swallow (212), Sgt Lone Wolf (RIP) (112), Sheik Meme (18), Sir Arse Hopper (RIP) (387), Sir Bottomless Pit (267), Sir Dog (381), Sir Fester (RIP) (664), Sir Free Willy (325), Sir Frog (515), Sir MC (322), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (295), Sir Spaghetti Head (456), Sir Stains (404), Sir Terminal 4 Skin (RIP) (546), Snoopy (161), Stinky Sloppy Seconds (35), Sweetie (32), Teeny Weeny (RIP) (346), That’s The One (44), Uncle Pervy (RIP) (386), Up The Butt (112)
Returners - 17
Barnacle Bollox (75), Bengt Potato (75), Dizzy (76), Dr. Pinky (386), Ferry Queen (9), Festering Streaker (286), Flakey (61), Kosovo Cutie (40), Lord Lucan (RIP) (188), Miss Chivas (247), Naughty Nat (47), Ringworm (269), Sir Arse-A-Holic (296), Steptoe (20), Tom Boy (179), Tree Frog (218), Twinkle Dick (8)
Visitors - 7
Eric Heron (1), Lieven Van hulle (1), Make It Hard (1), Mud Cracker (1), Pot My Brown Pipe (4), Socabeat (1), Tom Fucks Jerry (10)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 1
Duchess Tadpole Was Congratulated For 300 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 5
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Katoy Anal Masturbator (11 Apr)
Wanking (09 Apr)
Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (11 Apr)
Torpedo Tits (11 Apr)
Beetroot Head (13 Apr)

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Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Duchess Tadpole
300 Runs

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Odd Job

The representing hare on the bus was nervous when the bus driver made his own way to the A-site.  When the bus turned to the right instead of the left on Sukhumvit we saw a despairing face on the virgin Hare knowing only one way to the run. The bus driver takes the first road to the left and then to the left again and we were on the way straight to 36, driving on the new “Railway Road”.  After some curves we drove  into the very new and good A-site.
The circle was called, and GM Spaghetti Head was putting Are You Sure into the Bucket for being too “big mouthed”.  Knowing that being big mouthed is not something you can cure with ice, he will properly be sitting there  next Monday also.
Hare, F.Dog and Stinky Sloppy informed the circle about the run which included barking dogs and grazing cows.  The pack went off and the first walkers were approaching the A-site after 25 minutes,  followed by the front-runners after 40 minutes. Fini and returnee Rob Tonge were heading straight for the packets of chips and the fruit on the beer truck.  A good run, with a promised 800 meters full up with cows and two barking dogs on the horizon.
The time spent before the circle did start was filled with chatting made up by 6 groups. Two Thai groups with Isan and Lao food, one American group with blue plastic stools,  one group from the Jungle hash with sheep lager stools with PJH written on.  One group of Norwegians with their own outdoor camping stools. And the last group “The Black Sheep” on “white” stools, a self appointed group which the sun not always has been shining on, but today they were floating in cheese and champagne! The rest of the pack was standing close to the beer truck waiting for the circle.
Raffle time in English and Thai with Seaman Swallow. Five, five, five. – Ha, ha, ha. Sir Frog on the ice for sending Tadpole back to work in their restaurant on her 300th day of Monday runs.  Brought into the circle were Virgins with Sponsors and Returnees.  Happy Birthday and bottoms up for Really Sadistic Bastard, soon 58.
The GM´s mentor, General Kidney Wiper was given the ice power and gave a lecture in how to walk and talk with a clear voice.
GM iced Sir Chicken Fucker, G.I.Joe, King Yao Yao along with a Lotus Supermarket story, involving talking to girls with big tits asking  for lost girlfriend and wife’s.
Sir Chicken Fucker entered the circle wearing a headgear which looked like a crossbreed between WWF´s Hulk Hogan and Kermit the Frog. The Black sheep group got iced and was given a new name for the evening, such as Froggi Loggi, Wolfi Dolfi, Karambi Lambi, Pitti Litti, Cumbi Lumbi and Fini Lini.
The hares did not have a Hares song so instead CF and Barnacle Bollox sang two songs about sheep. The hares, is coming from parts of Norway where eating a sheep’s head is common.  SmalaHove  (smala means sheep and hove means head) is a Norwegian traditional dish, usually eaten around and before Christmas. The skin and fleece of the head is torched, the brain removed, and the head is salted, sometimes smoked, and dried, then the head is boiled for about 3 hours and served with mashed rutabaga and potatoes.  F. Dog says the eyes are the best!

After Hash Hymn the bus driver took us on the same “Railway Road” back to town heading for the great foods at Jameson's Pub.

On On
Odd Job

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