Songkran Run #1258
A quick water run to the bus, waiting for us on 2nd Road, welcomed us to the PH3, 2008, Songkran Run! The traffic along 2nd Road and Pattaya Klang delayed the bus on its way to Sukhumvit Road. The congestion caused us being late to the A-site on Hwy. 331. The speedy signup conducted by Clit Face, Sir Chicken F’r, and Ball Ringer, allowed us time to choose a free colored towel from the PH3 and issued by the GM, Spaghetti Head. Thanks’ PH3 for providing this nice gift to all runners!
A circle was called by the GM with announcements made and virgins welcomed. Tonight’s hares: Queen Stella, Mrs. Head, Chicken Legs, and Chicken Nugget explained that the run was long with a walker’s return (short cut), a water stop, and many checks. Chicken Nugget led the large group of runner’s to the starting point where we started tonight’s adventure. Had I taken time to read last week’s “Hasher of the Week” profile: “likes hard work and exercise, not easy run, not lazy” I might have stayed back at the beer truck and saved my strength for drinking beer! I’ll read the hash sheet next time, you can bet!
The warm temperature, slow pace, and numerous gentle rolling hills started to take their toll quickly! With G.I. Joe, Jello Butt, and Mrs. Head not running and calling On-On, the pack quickly spread out! The careful paper placement (concealment) spread the pack out even more! The water stop allowed some runners to catch back up, but the real hills (back to back mountains) began to kick ass! I now know what was meant by “hard work, not easy run, etc, etc”. This run was hard work, believe me!
Somewhere between 1:45/ 2:10 hours everyone returned to the circle. Fini, F’k the Truth, Lone Wolf, Ball Ringer, No More Cum, Foul F’r, and all of the runner’s/walkers returned – soaking wet with water running out of their shoes! A few individual’s RSB and others took the free ride back to the circle. A short cooling off period was taken before the circle was called by the GM. The hares were iced: with many differing run comments made! The bad RA, Sir Airhead, would sort things out later! Hash business was conducted: announcements, anniversaries, virgins and sponsors, returnee’s, leavers, etc! Seaman Swallow: filled the ice and bucket with hasher’s and conducted the raffle superbly, as usual!
Sir Airhead: iced the hares and sorted the difficult “good run” decision upon them for their hard work, efforts, and support to the PH3! Sir Airhead: iced Swedish Meathead along with his virgins; iced No More Cum – for a rule 6 violation. Fini the Faggot: iced many (guys and gals) and introduced them to “Faggot Sperm”! Tadpole and her large group of “Songkran Ladies” bestowed well wishes upon King Yao Yao, Sir Chicken F’R’ and Sir Airhead. The ladies were dressed in Songkran fashion and all looked beautiful.
Spaghetti Head iced the GM’s of associated hashes: Foul Fucker, Sheik Meme, and Dizzy – and thanked them for their support! Sir Chicken F’r filled the ice and sang the “Yogi Bear” song which we haven’t heard in a long time! The last down-down’s were consumed! Tadpole and the “Songkran Ladies” along with Seaman Stains led us in the Hash Hymn. The bus returned to Pattaya and BJ’s where the attending hashers enjoyed fine food and cool drinks! Thanks – Karamba and your fine staff at BJs for taking care of us in true hash fashion! Thanks to everyone for attending tonight’s run and festivities! Have a safe Songkran holiday! See you all next week!