Total Hashers This Week - 87

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Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Awards This Run

Bangka Blower
50 Runs

Here we go again an 'ill litterate' Aussie doing the Hash sheet.
Rode out to the a-site in a nice area with plenty of shade and shady characters.
Circle called and The Hares Spaghetti Head and Sir Chicken Fucker described the run, Self praise from the hares about having hared 100 runs between them. The run starts with the runners going in all directions. The hares were complaining about runners not listening. Hares what were you thinking? Giving hashers credit for using their brains. "Warning to all future hares, lay paper from the circle". Runners came in from all over the place. There was a mixed reaction on how the run was. Miserable Cunt came over to drink real beer provided by Uncle Pervy. What has happened to the Boutique circle drinking poofie wines with their little pinkies sticking out and eating manufactured meat with cheese and crackers? Free Willy was made GM for the night. Silence was the response. Seaman Swallow runs the raffle with plenty of prizes. The noisy Germans were iced. Are You Sure was iced for being Hash shit. He should be iced all night, it's the only time he shuts up with his stupid comments. Note! You are not funny. Anniversaries next with Bangka Blower 50 runs today, a good hasher. Returnees called in and virgins. Quirke pommie chick showed some skin.
Sir Airhead has some words of wisdom for the circle. We need more people for hares and not let the same people like VV set all the runs.
I would like to thank Cabbage Knievel and Cabbage Flaps for doing a good job as beer police. All the pommies iced for St Georges Day. Stupid German and friends iced for Hitlers birthday. Uncle Pervy's private drinkers iced. Long haired Pinkaboo gets a free drink, Spag Head was jealous and wants to know her secret how her hair has grown several inches in a few weeks. It's called youth.
Cabbage Knievel iced for having one nail painted black. Turd Burglar iced for Rule 6. Bell End accuses Ball Ringer of Rule 6 saying he likes boys. A new name 'Pork My Kid' given to a bloke with less hair than Spag Head.
Fucking Dog iced for marking out his area. The hares song with lots of movement. Seaman Stains leads us in The hash Hymn. The bus tries to leave without passengers. Then it was back to The Outback Bar for good food, cheap drinks, lots of cracks in cowboy hats. No complaints.
If you would like to help out with haring runs or beer police see Spag Head.

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