Monday again and off we go to the A site, Dark clouds all round. I think to myself this is going to be a wet run, still its dry at the moment. We are welcomed at the A site by the hares, sign up and slip into relax mode. This is the third run in as many days so its good to see the bus arrive with plenty of athletes bursting with energy. The circle is called and 'Are you sure' is called to take a seat in the bucket seems like he is'nt so sure as he left his bag at the A site last week. The virgins and sponsers are invited to the circle and welcomed by the GM. New shoes dealt with and it's now time for the hares, same routine as usual and the paper starts over there. A steady pace is set and the first few checks make sure everybody stays fairly well together. We must surely go left soon but no we turn right into the undergrowth, under the flyover and to the other side of the road. I arrive here with GI Joe and Greyhoundround the Tapioca fields we go. We see Tadpole leading the pack, then it seems a guided missile shoots past as Shit thru a Duck flies by. We arrive at the what is to be the last check, there must be ten or twelve runners here, it seems that some want to find paper, with some watching content to jump on the badwagon when paper is found. Shit thru a Duck finds thetrail and flies straight past itbut Mrs Head knows the game and brings us back on track. Some one findsa floating mat and goes for a swim. (VV's idea of a water stop) The end is now in sight as we catch the walkers who took advantage of the road to short cut back. Sheikh Meme splashes by me in the swimming pool on the footbridge where does he get his energythree runs in as many days, (I think we will have to start random drug testing)up the steady rise and finally back to the A site.A good run.
The GM calls the circle and its down to business. Honda Dream and sprog, Honda Junior are iced for hash trashing.
As usual the hares are iced, I think most agree it was a good run, I enjoyed it anyway. Thanks boys. Seaman Swallow takes the circle for the Raffle, loads of prizes but we have too much noise for Swallow so she ices the culprits. Next we have presentations for aniversaries an all girl affair, Swallow cheers the boys up by changing her 200 run shirt in the circle. Sir Airhead takes the circle, Hares take a seat again and get a thumbs up for a good job done. The GM is iced, not for being a redneck but for having his photo in the paper twice this week. GI Joe takes the circle and ices the lazy people who stand at checks waiting for real runners to find paper, well done Joe. Empty Spermbank takes a seat on the ice for knocking Tadpole aside after she found paper for him. Seaman Swallow ices the old farts for talking about the War, we think it was the Boer war. How can you talk about that for 5 hours!!! We call on the hares to sing us a song but they cannot, so take a seat boys. Sir Chicken Fucker to give us a rendition of that classic by Sir Cliff the Bum ones. Seaman Stains leads the hash hymn then its ON ON to Clasroom 2 to finish off another good day. See you next week.
On On
Cabbage Flaps & Cabbage Knievel.
Scribe BUNNY RUN: Sunday 27th April
Sign up in SIR FROG’s Restaurant around 2 o’clock, the regular hashers who went with the bus showed up, the others took their cars to the A-site. We had a Mini Van available and a few pick up trucks, thanks MISERABLE C. to show up!
The rain was poring out of the dark sky, why are we doing this? Arrived at the A-site, the rain stopped, thank God! The late sign ups dealt with and everybody get a Free T-shirt, thanks for the good job PISSED POLE DANCER!
The Bunny Hares were TADPOLE and EWOK, telling us about the run, explaining the Chiang Mai H3 rules, a circle paper is a check, a straight line paper is a FT etc.. quite complicated for the brains of Monday Hashers, haha. There was a long run and a middle run.
And off we went following the paper into sandy trails, tapioca, water ditches, which I was dumped under water and YAO YAO wet up to his knees. Clever FT’s well done female Hares! With all the rain the paper was not so good visible and we went many times the wrong way, didn't we GI JOE?
Back to the A-site after about 1 and a half hour, there were Chiang Mai style hot dogs available and pork skin, there was missing only one man, guess who, yes, right RINGWORM, since he stopped drinking for health reasons (wants to look like LONE WOLF) his brain is confused and doesn’t remember much to follow paper Chiang Mai style.
After putting the light in order to work, we needed TADPOLE’s car for the battery.
Circle called by the female Chiang Mai GM WOOLLY JUMPER, she welcomed everybody and thanked us for joining their Outstation Run.
The Hares TADPOLE and EWOK in on ice, all voted a very good run.
A lot of down down’s were given to almost everybody, especially the Dirt Roaders. People preferred the ice bucket, cause the ice was melted away already, this time we had only half blocks of ice, why, ask the Chiang Mai GM said SEAMAN SWALLOW.
SIR FROG was iced in the bucket by the bad RA from Chiang Mai Miss FORTUNE for a looooong time, poor ass, a lot of Willy’s were given to KING YAO YAO and SIR AIRHEAD, also they received their first male kiss while blindfolded, haha
SEAMAN STAINS was called in for the Hash Hymn and on off we went to the Happy Hour Bar, “CAT EYE BAR” seems to be Miss CHIVAS bar for many years without somebody knowing about it. TADPOLE sponsored a lot of Pizza’s, thanks TADPOLE. Miss CHIVAS gave us a lot of shots, tequila’s etc…to get us drunk.
SHEIK MEME was French kissing by PISSED POLE DANCER, can you imagine?
Only MISERABLE C. was balloon chasing, standing everywhere around the bar to get a free beer from somebody, in which he succeeded, he went home drunk without spending 1 baht, even the toilet was sponsored by the bar, this must be his best day ever, the cheap C…!
All and all a good afternoon with the lovely Bunnies, hope to see them again next year
ON ON
SIR FROG