Guys, todays scribe is me the German boy from hell. I was forced by the gm to be this weeks scribe, and I have his permission to write in German, that also my German friends can understand 100 percent.
jetzt geht es in deutsch weiter und alle engländer amis und aussis verstehen nur noch bahnhof .
wie jeden montag wache ich auf und fahre meinen computer hoch um zu schauen wo die a site ist , und wer hare ist . diese woche ist meine gute freundin teadpoe hare und die a site ist am ende der siam country club road .
als ich an der asite ankomme und mein frisch gewaschenes auto abstelle begrüsst mich freewilly und sagt mir das ich diese woche den schreiberling machen soll . ok sage ich aber ich schreibe nur in deutsch .während wir reden bemerke ich das die asite an einem lkw highway liegt und mein frisch gewaschens auto schon voll und ganz in staub eingehüllt ist . scheisse , wofür habe ich das gewaschen .es kommen immer mehr und mehr trucks , und die asite füllt sich mit staub . freewilly meinte das sei wohl bestimmt hashshit , na ja warten wir mal ab .
der lauf startet und wen wunderts staub wohin du blickst ,aus diesem grund haben mein guter freund bottemless pit und ich uns entschieden einen shortcut in ein staubreies terrain zu machen ,um unsere durch zigarettenkonsum sowisi schon geschädigten lungen nich njoch weiteren gefahren auszusetzen , deswegen kann ich aus erster hand leider nicht genau über den originalen lauf berichten ,habe mir aber sagen lassen das er gar nicht so schlecht gewesen sein soll und teadpoe wohl einen sehr guten job gemacht hat .
Being a good G.M. FreeWilly translates for the non-Aryian Hashers.
now it is in German, and all Englishmen amis aussis and understand only train station. Like every monday I wake up and leaving my computer to look up where a-site is, and who is hare. this week is my good friend teadpoe hare and a-site is at the end of the Siam Country Club road.
When I arrive at the asit and my freshly washed car free willy greets me and tells me that I write this week to make Erling. I say ok, but I write only in German. while we talk I notice the asit at a highway truck, and my freshly washed car already fully is shrouded in dust. scheisse what I have washed. there are more and more trucks, and asit was filled with dust. free willy said it was probably destined hashshit, well let's wait from.
The course starts and dust whom wondered where you look, for this reason that my good friend bottemless pit and I have decided a ShortCut to a staubreies terrain to make our consumption of cigarettes by sowisi already damaged njoch mendations not suspend additional mileage, so I can first-hand, unfortunately, does not exactly run on the original report, but did tell me he can not be so bad had to be teadpoe and probably a very good job done.
On On
HellBoy
The circle,
The GM, FREE WILLY, called the circle together at 18:45 in thick dust and darkness. If you were there, you now know why the Bangkok Police direct traffic “masked”! We weren’t subject to “exhaust fumes” like they are but, the “heavy dust” was just as bad – if not worse! Other than the dust, the A-site was very nice, cool, and quiet under the large trees – which, of course, will be cut down next week to make room for the new road! Today’s female hares: TADPOLE and NITTAYA need to be commended for the A-site; the male hares: TAMPAX and V V need to be dragged along the long dusty road behind one of the polo ponies at a fast gallop!
The GM placed FUZZY LURE on the ice for wearing his “bright red” underwear in the circle. Tonight’s hares were iced and all comments were “most favorable” except for the dust! Final judgment to be rendered later by the “Senior RA”, EMPEROR AIRHEAD! Once again, SEAMAN SWALLOW conducted the raffle but, did not fill the ice or bucket “per normal” - only STREET CLEANER got to feel the “bite of the ice” for talking. It’s amazing how SEAMAN SWALLOW now gets as much respect as the EMPEROR receives when he enters the circle – “the fear” of the bucket is getting well known! Check page 3 for a list of tonight’s winner’s and whiner’s!
Normal business conducted by the GM: Awards – HELL BOY – 100 Runs, CHICKEN NUGGET – 450 Run Shirt, SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD – 500 Run Shirt, SIR FESTER – 700 Runs. EMPEROR AIRHEAD entered and iced EWOK for her 29th Birthday today! EWOK has been running with the PH3 for 20 years. She started dancing when she was 7 and running when she was 9 – and she hasn’t stopped either activity since! A beautiful, miniature birthday cake (only because of the many candles) was presented to her by TADPOLE. EMPEROR AIRHEAD iced SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD and presented him with a plaque for his tenure as PH3 Grand Master during the past year.
The EMPEROR iced: TADPOLE, TAMPAX, NITTAYA, and V V and tried to determine – just who – was responsible for the “trip stumps” in the circle. NITTAYA blamed TAMPAX, who blamed V V, who blamed TADPOLE who blamed the “Thai landowner”. Of course, the landowner was not present to defend himself – and he was judged the guilty party! The run was a good run and well received by the runner’s! GERMAN SHEPHERD wanted to know who trained the “rather large snake” how to jump – at the exact time CABBAGE KNIEVEL was running by! It seems that both CABBAGE KNIEVEL and the snake were doing the “high jump” and were in mid-air at the same time! That should be another reminder – not to dangle your “bollox” in the dirt!
BOXHEAD was next on the ice accompanied by ESTONIA FUCKER, WALKING BEAR, and Ms. OKOROKOVR. It seems that BOXHEAD was able to drink “the Russian’s” under the table at the TQ recently. The EMPEROR requested that BOXHEAD only drink at the TQ during the “day time shift” and not when the EMPEROR is working.
SIR CHICKEN F’r welcomed GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER back and mentioned his upcoming “Knighthood” ceremony scheduled for next week. GKW was accompanied tonight by KILL BENNY and KIDNEY BEAN who we haven’t seen in a long – long time. SCF’r iced CABBAGE FLAPS and CABBAGE KNIEVEL for Valentines Day. It seems that they are still looking for a “grandson” to round out the entire Cabbage Family – family tree! CABBAGE HEAD has been “unproductive” recently! But, SAUSAGE QUEEN did bring their “grand-daughter” (Abigalel – a true virgin – at 3 years old) who was named CABBAGE PRINCESS! SCF’r continued to name Rod Osborne – a tax collector turned teacher – ROBBING BASTARD! See what happens when you “steal from the rich” and don’t give it to the poor! Rod, you could have been named worse – like “Robbing Government Bastard”. Don’t request a name change – as it could only get worse!
SIR T-4 iced for going on a “blind date”, in Boys Town, on Valentines Day. T-4 was lucky enough to find George! Yes, you all know George! He is Harry’s brother who works at Linda Bar. And their sister, Cinderella, works at the Dinosaur Bar. RETARD WANKER, MISERABLE C, TURD BURGLAR, FINI THE FAGGOT, and KEE MAH iced for having “horrible names”.
SHEIKH MEME iced HELL BOY and LONE WOLF as leaver’s! It seems they are only going to Cambodia to brush-up on their “martial arts”. Do we believe that? He then iced RABBID BITCH – who came to watch the International Tennis Match, in Pattaya, and could only exclaim “you should see their back-hand shots”! What was he really watching and/or doing? DAGLOCKS visited to get away from Chaing Mai and the foreign tourists. JELLO BUTT, GERMAN SHEPERD, WOO WOO’S BALLWASHER, CABBAGE KNIEVEL iced and story related as to who really “checks at the checks” and who just “dances around” – JELLO BUTT of course! SEAMAN STAINS iced for never staying on paper; KEE MAH for carrying a “plow” around in the back of his truck (and BS’ing about work); SIR T-4 for being the only person “cheaper” than MISERABLE C; and STREET CLEANER for going to the golf course to play a round of golf during today’s run.
JELLO BUTT iced SHEIKH MEME and told of his adventures recently along the famous “Pattaya Beach Road” in the early/wee hours of the morning! Enough said! SEAMAN STAINS and SEAMAN SWALLOW iced and questioned if they would be having sex “being Valentines Day”? SEAMAN STAINS stated that, “if today wasn’t his birthday and/or Christmas” the answer is a “definite – NO”! Hares (males) in the bucket and (females) iced for not having a hare song! SCF’r provided them with a short song. SEAMAN STAINS, ESTONIA FUCK’R, TURD BURGLAR, and many others conducted the Hash Hymn. The bus was then off to tonight’s ON-ON, Secrets (unannounced – surprise, surprise). The PH3 would like to thank Secrets for hosting the PH3 tonight and also apologize for “not calling earlier”. See everyone – next week.