A change of a site sounds like a good idea, Jomtien would not be too clever. I opted to drive today on hearing that Arse-Holeo was back in town, and a very pleasent drive out to the mountains to what looks like a great picnic area, nice to see the Norgies getting something right. The run itself was also good plenty of hills and ample opportunities to short cut, of course I would never do that I left that to Hellboy and Seaman Stains. Back at the beer truck everybody was of the same opinion a good run, now lets get some beer
On On
Miserable C...
The Circle,
A beautiful day for a nice long drive to an A-site that we have been to many times before! But, have they ever made this place a great area for a picnic, party, and/or a PH3 hash run! After screwing up the first two proposed A-sites, which would have given them Hash Shit – if not Hash Shit for life – TIMMY TIGHT PANTS and CHEAP NORGY CUNT have lucked out and saved their “necks” for another day! Great choice guys!
Our GM, FREE WILLY, started the circle by icing the hares and finding out that everyone enjoyed today’s run! Individual’s like SHEIKH MEME thanked them for the great run and great “free” food! Little did many of the hasher’s know that RAMBO WW2 and RAMBOWLING put on the food for WW2’s 80th Birthday! Congratulations! Thank you, and Happy Birthday from your fellow PH3 Hashers!
In the absence of SEAMAN SWALLOW, the ever helpful FLIPPER conducted the raffle assisted by SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD. EMPEROR AIRHEAD had RAMBO WW2 come into the circle where he was presented a “multi-candled” birthday cake from DIRT DIGGER and RAMBOWLING! It was stated, “that WW2 never shortcuts any hash run” but, follows the directions of his trusty GPS when he is in doubt. WW2 gave a “beer toast” to all individual’s who reside in “care centers and assisted living accommodations”! As Jack will tell you – it’s just great to be alive and still able to run!
FREE WILLY called tonight’s award winners in the circle: LONE WOLF – 150 Runs; LINGUINI WEENY – 50 Runs; and TIMMY TIGHT PANTS – 5th Hared Run. EMPEROR AIRHEAD iced the hares and could not say enough nice things about todays run! Is this the same individual that was proclaiming “Hash Shit” just last week when he heard that it was an “in town run”? ICY DAVIDSON and HELLBOY (a stand-in for KARAMBA) were iced: ICY because he thinks every night in Pattaya is a “bachelor party” with the boys as his wife works in the hospital as a “night shift full time nurse”. HELLBOY iced because he wanted to attend the “wet T-shirt” contest, at TQ1, during his recent wedding night! Taco’s anyone?
The GM introduced today’s virgins; welcomed the returner’s and visitor’s back; and told the leaver’s to FO! B.B took the circle and iced G. I. JOE, ICE COLD SHOT, BANGKA BLOWER, SLAB, and placed ARSE-HOLEO in the bucket – and proceeded to sing them a short “He’s got the clap again!” song. Next – HEIKE INGENDORN (a female virgin) was iced and caused to drink 2 down-downs out of her shoe! Yes, she threw the first down-down away instead of drinking it! Hash tradition – “Drink it or wear it”! B. B. sang her a short “Could you run with it in” song.
FESTERING STREAKER iced STUPID KRAUT KUNT for “blowing lunch” in front of his truck door earlier in the evening! If you got to let it go quickly – let it go! SIR CHICKEN F’r iced Miserable C and related a short story of how MC received a “black eye” from playing with “ladies of the second category “! SCF’r iced BIG FLAPS for removing his “wet hash shirt” and putting on a dry “non-hash shirt” for the circle! PUGSLEY iced for “touring Thailand” while his wife slaved making “sweets” for the school children! The CABBAGE FAMILY iced just to make it a large “cold family reunion”! Ladies on the ice “showing skin” while SCF’r played around! Once they left the ice – ARSE-HOLEO ensured that it was licked clean for the next group of ice riders.
SHEIKH MEME iced the hares and put “DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES” in the bucket, while he talked about today’s run. MEME iced B. B. and TICK TOCK and turned the circle over to visiting GM, SLAB. SLAB put B. B. and TICK TOCK in the bucket and performed a “marriage ceremony”! ICE COLD SHOT provided the drinking cup – “a condom” that he just had in his pocket for occasions like this!
SCF’r entered and iced SHEIKH MEME and pronounced him “SHEIKH SHIRLEY” after he was presented a “lovely long black wig”! SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD attempted to “bar fine” SHEIKH MEME but, the amount produced was not enough! SHEIKH SHIRLEY iced ZEAL ZUCKER, HELLBOY, LINGUINI WEENY, HORSE, EASY SLIDER, MISERABLE C, and RECTUM – just to give them a down-down and chill their butts! But, BAM SUPANEE was jealous and ended up in the bucket where she was named WHAM BAM! Yes, the “thank you mam” was intentionally left off – as it’s always understood!
B. B. put the hares in the bucket for not having a “hare song”. He was assisted by the entire circle singing “The hair on her Dicky Dido” with over 10 minutes of renditions! SEAMAN STAINS conducted the Hash Hymn and the bus was off to tonights On-On, at TQ1.