Monday the 20th of April the Songkran Run I cant help but think we are going to get wet again. For myself this is an occupational hazard specially when I am not getting paid for it. After all the water that's been thrown about, it becomes tire sum wouldn't you agree? On to the run, we call the first circle and today's hares are seasoned campaigners Sir Chicken and son Chicken Nugget. Both hardened hashers and it's worth noting that Chicken Nugget has run some 460 runs at the age of 10. Its good to see active young blood on the hash as today's youth has turned into play station couch potatoes. We have a number of virgins called upon by the grand master most of them brit's, it turns out not a bad thing in my opinion, after the new shoes are baptized we are quickly on our way, usual suspects are on out. The run was very well put together plenty of checks and long ft's always good. Cabbage Head roars on on and another check is solved, the herding pack are in hot pursuit. The run was a good fifty minutes worth for the frbs which proves a lot of time was spent laying the run. I would like to make mention how G. I. Joe still managed a run after last weeks accident, a true hasher and a credit to himself. An interesting feature on the run was a choose your own adventure check, personally I liked the up and over, others took the low road which met at the same place, a clever run and it is what you would expect from two very experience hashers although this was only Chicken Nuggets third hared run, well done to you. Well to the on in Cabbage Head takes the last check correctly and runs at break neck speed to come home first closely followed by Fuck The Truth, Jello Butt and Cabbage Knievel. Although none of them touched the beer truck so I was first again, boring eh.
Circle 2
The hares where ordered on in and take a seat on the ice. Good run was called, nobody in disagreement. So on to the raffle Seaman Swallow takes the circle, virgin winners are Rick, Helen and just the one Katherine and Bam Bam. I never win but its probably something to do with me never buying ticket. Jello Butt iced for talking followed by Baby Wipes, Cabbage Knievel, Hellboy and my good self first cold ass of the evening. Not to mention Honda Dream and Drippy. On to the anniversaries myself STAD 50 runs and Seaman Stains a commendable 450 runs.
The Bad RA Emperor Airhead enters the circle and calls in the Hares. A good run was awarded so no hash shit awarded on this run. Fuck The Truth and his brother Andrew were ordered to take a seat on the ice, they are long lost brothers and its unclear how long they have actually been brothers.
The police commissioner Fukin Dog is iced along with a beer rozer (Quarter Slot) Arse Hopper is iced for starting fires he's a fire starter a twisted fire starter as song goes. Hellboy and Scar with 2 t's are iced for a hash crash which happened to be Hellboys truck that was destroyed. Miserable C also iced for being the Arthur Daley of the hash world, buying the trashed truck and selling it on for a small fortune. A note was given for the Songkran car crashers. On to the unnamed Callum a Scot was to be named Skinny Dick Kunt its spelt with a k because the other spelling with a see would be useful...
GM's circle Emperor Airhead is iced to prove no one is sacred he now has full responsibility for organizing hares for the Betty Boop Run.
Virgins are iced along with Uncle Pervy and Missing Link.
Today's visitors are Golden Shower from hammersley hash and Scar with 2 t's a Scandi hooligan.
Scar with 2 t's takes the circle, Barnacle Bollox iced for short cutting and G. I. Joe for steeling crops.
Sheikh MeMe's circle Fuck The Truth and his brother iced for one way conversation and being troublesome. Barnacle Bollox iced again along with war hero One Hung Low, Baby Wipes is put in the bucket.
Bottomless Pit and Miserable iced for a lovers tiff and not speaking for a week.
Alas all the pomms iced for being English.
A returnee after 16 years was named Pot My Brown Pipe.
To end the evening Seaman Stains is called upon to sing the hash hymn.
That's another week gone and looking forward to the next.
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