Our illustrious Leader Free Willy called us to order and immediately asked Sir Chicken Fucker to sit in the bucket, as his team played our leaders team the previous week,(not sure who won)
Stupid Kraut Kunt, joined him to make an announcement about a forthcoming Run in Berlin.
THE RUN;
Being an experienced Hasher with about 12 runs to my name, l can say the run was good, plenty of sand (soft), more than enough cow shit to run through, water water everywhere; l loved the muddy streams and by the end of the run, my trainers had gained a couple of pounds in weight and looked like mud pies.
l wont forget to mention the Pamploma Bull run, not sure who more frightened me or the Bulls, and the bee nest, (nice), l got stung on the head (not that head) and, COCKSIN-BOXIN, 2 stings, the only good bit was lifting her shirt up to examine the sting.
Not to forget to mention the snake that was spotted by about 4 runners, no names, (cant even remember my own name).
All in All a good run, heres to the Hares; Dizzy & V V,
Even the 2 virgins managed to get back in by 7pm in the dark.
On-On
TRY-A-FUCK
The Circle:
Raffle winners. Sweetie,Cabbage Flaps, Fairy Queen, Wee Moaning Weasel, Missing Link, Stupid Kraut Kunt, Bam Bam, Teeny Weeny, Stinky Sloppy Seconds and Kidney Stone. Swallow ices Dizzy, Arsehopper.
Anniversaries. Stinky Sloppy Seconds, 5 hared runs. General Kidney Wiper 500 runs T-shirt.
Sinners. Dizzy and Arsehopper yakking during circle, Chicken Hunter for throwing ciggy packet out of bus window.
Emperor Airhead ices hares. Dizzy and VV.
Emperor Airhead then ices, the Okinawa gang,Brotherly Luv, Cocksin Boxen, Demolition andHIV.
GM ices 3 virgins, Paul Belcher, Lemai Ngamchud, Nittaya Sriponkrang.
GM then brings in returnee Katoys Blow Best. GM brings in Leaver Muffin.
GM then ices Okinawa team. Tries to ring HIV but good hasher he is has phone off, however gives demo of ring tone moaning and groaning (orgasm type) Introduces his Dildos to Cocksin Boxen who is unimpressed.
BB takes circle, icesKatoys Blow Best, Manx Pedophile Pussy Fucker, Brotherly Luv, HIV and Ferry Queen in the bucket. BB sings Big Mick song.
Teeny Weeny takes circle ices Germans inc Johanas HIV and tells bad German jokes.
GM offers circle, HIV takes ices Chicken Hunter for throwing ciggy packet out of bus.
Bam Bam in sings ON ON song with FRBs on ice Mudcracker, Rectum, Demolition and Brotherly Luv.
Sir Chicken Fucker takes circle, Cocksin Boxen is put in the Bucket in an effort to help with her sex life. Teeny Weeny Iced and FT is noticed tattooed on Teenys bum, does this stand for false trail or fuck this? Doesn't Touch the Sides iced as Airy Pussy has no hash shirt on, Toregil Pedersen iced, King Yao Yao iced for killing Arabs, Ferry Queen and Mongrel Arab Iced for intimate chatting outside the circle, The GM is put in the Bucket.
BB takes circle, RSB and Torgil Pedersen iced.something about global warming and Vikings shagging jocks in skirts.
We call on the hares to sing, as is custom VV sits While Dizzy sings The Dunny man song.
Last 4 down downs Cocksin Boxen, Wee Moaning Weasel, Sir Spag and Missing link.
Hash Hymn led by HIV.
On On
Cabbage Knievel