Monday, just back from BKK with my good friend DIRTY HARRY, visiting the yearly Motor Bike Show and a great dinner in a 5 star hotel for half the price cause HARRY paid with his City Bank Card, do you believe that?
3.20 pm, LONE WOLF arrived in my resto in a very good mood, asking him why? He said: Hey my man, I am 61 years old, I am living in the most beautiful country in the world and make love every night....what do we want more in life?
He is right!
Up to the A-site, been there before on a VV run, nice area with a shelter, never know if it rains, ha ha.
Circle called by GM FREE WILLY, a few virgins and new shoes dealt with. The hares TEENY WEENY and GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER, 2 of the longest experienced hashers in Pattaya, must be a good run, I remember doing my first hare with GKW in Feb. 1996.
TEENY WEENY explained about the run and the colour of checks cause GKW is colour blind, ha ha.
Off we went, nice trail, no dirt, no water, no swamp to cross, good checks, remember somebody asking me: Hey Frog, you're way back of the pack, who do you follow? I said, those nice asses before me, following some cracks until off course SIR CHICKEN F**R, HELLBOY and me, went for a short cut crossing some jungle and ended up last of the pack, SCF said follow me, this was a difficult decision to make said HELLBOY he doesn't even remember where he lives?
After a while on a sandy road and 1 hour walk we were back on the A-site, good run!
Good to see that UNCLE PERVY is back with his own beer truck and circle, time to taste one of his beers.
After a few PERVY Beers anda chicken burger, we are ready to enter the circle.
On On
Sir Frog
The Circle:
The GM ices the hares Teeny Weeny, girlfriend and General Kidney Wiper. The assembled throng confirm a good run was had by all.
Swallow has an easy task this week as everybody is good and our raffle winners are Teeny Weeny x2, Kidney stone, Pig Pusher Swine Stabber, Bow Wow, Pissed Pole Dancer,Airy Pussy and Try a Fuck.
The
GM Brings in the Anniversary pair Bow Wow 300 runs. Sir Frog 550 runs, Congratulations to you both.
The Emperor takes the circle and as is his want ices the hares. SCF takes a seat along with Doesn't Touch the Sides and Toregil Pederson.
The GM invites in birthday boy Mad Cow, representing the returnees One Eyed Trouser Snake and visitors Cabbage Patch for a down down.
Doesn't Touch the Sides takes the circle and ices SCF then changes his mind and pops him in the bucket, Wham Bam takes a seat and Airy Pussy is sat on SCF lap, no complaints there, Toregil Pederson also takes a seat.
Sir Frog takes the circle and puts Doesn't Touch the Sides and Mudcracker and the rest of the Norgys on icefor disrespect. BamBam recites a poem about Abdul Amire or was it Sir Chicken Fuckaarr.
Sir Frog then ices the beer police Big Flaps (no Relation) and Colonel Cornhole.
FesteringStreaker then takes over and ices Pig Pusher Swine Stabber for trying to spread swine flu to the middle East 10 out of 10 for effortmate! Oh my god Streakers looking at me, you bugger he puts me and Knievel on the ice along withCabbagePatch, the latterfor being an imposter vegetable. Mudcracker and Pissed Pole Dancer also take a seat.
Bam Bam takes over again and ices Rectum, Mad Cow, Dirty Pussy, Missing Link and My Girlfriend Knows I'm Gay.
SCF takes the circle back and Buckets Doesn't Touch the Sides and Mudcracker, I think it's retribution, Lone Wolf, Teeny Weeny, Sir Frog and ANO are iced for owning Tractors? sorry Harley's. We then get half of Abba introduced or was it Fucking Alice and Pissed Pole Dancer. Teeny Weeny's girlfriend is singled out 'Come and sit on the ice little girl' SCF asks 'and we will give you a name', she obliges and after the usual conflab Weeny's Teeny is christened.
Mad Cow takes a seat for his impending marriage.
The GM calls on the hares to sing us a song but clever boys they are, they get us to sing it for them (Sex is boring).
Ballringer leads us into the Hash Hymn to end another fine night. The On Onis at Classroom 2 and I am sure a good time was had by all.
On On
Cabbage Flaps