Well, it's another Monday. I met one of the Norgy's Sir Fester early on in the day and he thought it was going to rain. Well it did not, it was another lovely sunny day for the hash run. Today's run the Annual ScandiRun. More hares this week than on Festers head. Fucking Dog, Odd-job,Karamba, HondaDream, Empty Spermbank, Frog Licks it's Dick, Pissed Pole Dancer, Stinky Sloppy Seconds.
A very ice A site, the same one as last year. But the grass had been cut and what a good view acrossPattaya Bay and Jomtien. Lots of mingling before the circle is called. It was good to see that not many free loaders turned up being it was the usual free shirt and smoked salmon provided by the hares. Thank you very much hares. It is also good to see people supporting their national day.
His Hugeness Free Willy called the circle toorder. We had a smuttering of virgins introduced to the hash. And then our hares came in to tell us about the run. Odd-job the main run hare told us about paper white and checks being red white and blue. Empty Spermbank led us to the start of the run. It did look very similar to the start of last years run. But that was a year ago. Off we all went. I happened to be walking with Banker Blower,he was walking because he had done the Jungle run the day before. We talked about life in the Philippines where he as been living since the 80s. We had some good checks, the usual Odd trails of up and down the little streams, very nice stuff. We eventually came out of oneof these littletrails and into some pineapple. Maybe that is whereall those pineapples came from whichthe farmer was selling later in the circle. They were very nice. Sir Frog who was behind me at the time said we should go left, which in doing so gave us a good short cut. We saw runners up ahead. Rear Gunner andPinkaboo and Olive Oil, we just waited and then RearGunner called on on, so away wewent. There was some confusion at the next paper, but it got sorted out andthen Shit Through a Duck came running through. He flew off to solve the next check. While Hell Boy who was breathing heavy at this stage and the rest of us waited until we newthat the check was solved away we went. A few more twists and turns and we hit the on in. I was feeling very thirsty at this time of the day.
We then came into the circle area, where grazing and drinking was going on. Burgers and Sausages where on the grill. Emperor Airhead told a story about Pelvic Thruster. Who it turned out was the first person in Thailand to try out a Viagra. When he took this tablet he did not know what type of reaction (or erection) he was going to get. When it started, he had this large movement in his trousers. It kept on moving and he got renamed Pocket Pony. When he got home that night his missus was very surprised to see this movement in her tilacs underwear. But it must have worked because she had a smile on her face for the rest of the week. After lots of mingling his Hugeness called the circle together. Swallow took control for the raffle. And she did a very good with all that ice. Nine blocks. There where more people sitting on ice than there where prizes. And she picked on that poor boy Hell Boy and put him in the bucket. He gets picked on much too much in my opinion, but it is the only way that he will make friends. He is a very lonely boy really. The Grand Master Free Willy takes over and we get the hares on in. All of them sitting there in their new shirts. Everybody thought it was a good run and thanked them for the wonderful day that they always provide. Well done hares.
Then the Emperor takes over. He also iced the hares. He then brought Derelick on in to give him a plaque. He was on run No. 9 and he had done 150 runs with the PH3. He is also going of to Saudi to work as a brain surgeon. He was given some surgical gloves and some ky which he will need in his new profession. And also the appropriate head gear for a man of his technical skills. The Emperor then picked on two young Okinawa hashers and introduced them to the bucket. I think they really enjoyed the experience.
Sheik Me Me on in to entertain us in his usual mad ravings. He zooms around the circle and I think that one day he will do himself an injury during the circle. And he will have to be carried off and be sent to Soi 6 for resuscitation.
Then I had the pleasure of taking the circle. And could not resist icing the cracks, being that there was so much ice and all that skin. Fucking Alice as you know as got skin, but far to much of it. But she was then introduced to her new toy boy Sheik Me Me. I think they will make a handsome couple touring around walking street hand in hand. She may even take Me Me to his favourite bar in Boys Town. The two Okinawa lads back in to try the stiff arm drinking contest. Which they failed miserably at. Olive Oil made a quick appearance as a hare for the Betty Boop run in two weeks. I am already looking around for a new dress. Lone Wolf told me of this really good new shop for men size dresses. Thank you Woolfy.
The hares song with a digeridoo backing was performed by yours truly. Hash hymn and away on the bus to TQ2 whoever was going there.
So its good night and see you all next week.
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