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To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.
The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.
It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.
Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.
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Hello everyone, it's CIA reporting undercover from Pattaya. The A site for today's run was a long haul from town (45 minutes on the bus). The hares were Hellboy, Lone Wolf, and Dirty Harry (all members of that dark sheep tribe that comes from Africa). At the circle up before the start of the run, Free Willy announced he was stepping down from his duties as hash rags due to health and business reasons. His hugeness has held this position for 5 years and the hash thanks him for his years of service. Free Willy also announced he was retiring as GM. Seaman Stains (as one of the joint masters) is taking over as acting GM. (NOTE: The CIA denies any culpability in this affair. It is strictly coincidence I was present during this regime change!!) Anyway, about the run. Trail was well marked and those who followed paper encountered two hills. The walkers were able to circumvent the first hill but not the second one. Front runners finished the trail in about 30 minutes. Seaman Stains commented there was a very scenic false trail. It sounds like he was the only one who did it. The run received good comments from all. Emperor Airhead gave special recognition to Seaman Swallow. She was overlooked in last week's fashion contest (Betty Boop run). Airhead said TQ would award her six tequila shooters and she was designated "Princess Swallow". Airhead also recognized Karamba for his work as Tony's "personal trainer" and said he needed to work his magic on Hellboy who has been letting himself go. Karamba is expected to generate results by next week's run. Down downs were given to quite a few returners, amongst them Lord Lucan, Dizzy, and E.T. There were also 5 virgins, and 5 leavers (actually six including myself but I didn't declare that ahead of time). Seaman stains placed all the English on ice as England had lost a cricket match to the dutch. The circle was not impressed as most hashers from the civilized world have never heard of cricket and couldn't care a fuck about it. I understand that next week badminton will be recognized. Karamba was then placed in the bucket along with his virgin as his virgin was wearing a "ten runs hare" t-shirt. Cabbage Knievel got an FRB hat. Not really sure why as he was not a FRB. Maybe DFL hats should be given out. The competition would be a lot stiffer for those. Sir Chicken Fucker then took over the circle and placed rock stars on ice. Quite a few hashers looks like rock stars and SCF was able to identify them all including the virgin "Johnny Eagle". Afterwards, SCF placed the "gay corner" on ice including hare Dirty Harry. Other sinners included Derelick (another bucket appearance for him, what a surprise) and , Spanky both of whom just returned from Vietnam. Also, the hares were iced for not providing a hash song to sing. The On On was at BJ club. There was a good turnout at the bar including the black sheep gang. Hellboy provided spaghetti for the hungry hashers and there were many friendly ladies on display. If you haven't been to this bar in a while or have never visited it, you need to place this bar on your "to do" list. Hashers wearing a t-shirt get a discount on all drinks. Also, jacuzzi shows are now part of the program. This is a true hash bar and it deserves the support of visitors and residents alike. As for me, now that regime change has been effected, I'm out of here. It's always a pleasure visiting Pattaya and I hope to see many of you later in the year. Your humble scribe CIA
