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To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.
The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.
It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.
Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.
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NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.
“What are you doing here Pinky?” The dulcet tones of Clit shouted out. “It’s not a free T-shirt run”. Yes I know that you berk. The Seagull family are back in town so I have a taxi available. And by the way, I didn’t attend the Norwegian Run for a T-shirt- It was the smoked salmon and schnapps. Belated thanks to all the Norgies for that day. Before the run starts, views are exchanged. Guess who said the following:- a) Doesn’t Frog look like a rugby ball more every week. b) That Pissed Pole Dancer is hot: memo she wasn’t on today’s run so how she came up in conversation is a mystery. c) Effing Norway, £9.50 for a pint and it tasted shit. That last one was Big Nosed Bastard back after a long absence. The first two will remain secret to protect them and me. Hares ready to rock and roll having just finished setting a trap for a Scandi who regularly goes out early to rec the run. I don’t know if it worked or not. I forgot to ask later - hope it did. Seaman Stains calls the circle and tries to get me again for new shoes. Does he really think I am that stupid? They were new on The Norgy run but were missed. Runners off towards the old Ostrich Farm, Seagull Shit goes home for a cuppa and a natter with F & F. Due to an existing medical condition called extreme laziness I stay at the A-site to keep Seaman Stains company. What was his excuse? Only two picnics going on, why is this? Less cracks on the run or more cracks running? Answers on a postcard please. Who is this arriving late - why it’s our old mate Sheikh MeMe. My advise to the hares to send him the wrong way is ignored. As it turns out, it didn’t matter as he managed to get himself and someone else so lost they came in just before the hash hymn. As the not lost runners start coming back, all the talk is about ‘The Gorge’ or ‘The Gulley’ or as Sir Chicken Fucker put it ‘Jurassic Park’. It was high, Grand Canyon size as some muppet put it. Some people couldn’t get out of it and had to retrace their steps. Some people like Sheikh MeMe never saw it because they got lost. The King was not happy as some idiot had broken a check not to his liking. Jello Butt got the blame and he did come in from the wrong direction. Dog Licks Its Dick was walking around with a huge vine around his right leg - why? No one knows or cared. Pervy’s Pub was open for business and a right motley crew was assembled. A long story about pussies and whipping was being discussed. The details are not for publication. Seaman Stains calls the circle and the ever-lovely Ewok conducts the raffle. The usual suspects win again (and again). Sheikh MeMe doesn’t win because he was at Siam Country Club and he wasn’t playing Golf. KAM talks about ‘The Gorge’. He needed a hoist to get out apparently. The next item was very confusing. Some crack said she had done a half marathon in just over an hour which would be a world record. I think she was very confused about the distance but she wouldn’t budge. Twit. Dog Licks Its Dick on the ice wowing the ladies with the apricots in his pants- not a pretty sight. Sheikh MeMe update:- He is near Ban Chang now but on paper- obviously not the right paper. A very disturbing photo of ET was then passed around. It was so disturbing that I can’t remember what it was about now. ET again - he told me he was going to Japan. Turns out he’s going to Myanmar. Lock up your kids! Hooray Hooray - Sheik MeMe and his mate are back and they are mad. Everyone else is creased with laughter. But wait - he gets his revenge immediately by taking over the circle and icing everybody in sight. And he obviously wasn’t a Michael Jackson fan. Asking the circle if anybody was, not a hand went up. I asked KAM quietly if he had bought Thriller. He said of course but he wasn’t going to let MeMe ice him or worse because he was looking a bit deranged. Running 10K in the wrong direction will do that to you. Sir Chicken Fucker managed to upset him and then Mr Seagull decided it was time to decamp. We slid out as my name was being called out and we never looked back. Perhaps the circle is still going on. Perhaps Chicken F’r is still on the ice. Perhaps the Sheikh will get lost again next week and we can all have a good laugh again.
On On Dr. Pinky
