Just back from Indonesia with my good friend Lone Wolf. We were called in there to eliminate the nr 1 terrorist Mohammed Top… once located in the village of Beji (central Java), my most powerful handgun blew his head clean off……While Lone Wolf back in the local hotel was sleeping with Tops 2 gorgeous under aged daughters Saida and Adinda, …
Once I entered his room 609 he replied to me : Do I feel lucky ??? having this experience at my age….
We were even more lucky to be back on time to join the Monday run. Hares a bunch of old Punks : Miserable Cunt (former Black sheep), the always stoned Dog licks it’s Dick, and the always inspired Chicken Fucker…..
Once at the A site I had a kind of “dirtja – vu” impression….location was partly used for the most famous run last Thursday of July…
The A-site was a clear open field where the cars could park easily and where a few could start building up there picnic camping site for retired old bastards…
Sir Spag trying to promote the Jesters Charity ride stickers without success apparently…..
My virgin, Nicolas Doria was called in for his new shoe to be baptized using the holy Chang water… and off we went. We knew that it would be a flat run, very sandy trail, perfect for fast front runners….even without being sunny it was damn hot, with a lot of moisture in the air….
Hey did you all notice when you came across Robbing Bastard?
While running he breaths so heavily, it reminds me of my grandma’s last orgasm….
After a while Lone wolf and myself we catch up with 2 short cutters, Sir Frog and Hellboy…..4 Black Sheep all together….
The trail was well marked until 1 km before the end… then all of a sudden there was no more paper and on top of that in the middle of our path, we came across an enormous Bull……… Even Vietnam veteran, Lone Wolf was not that eager to confront the monster…Hash Hero Hellboy took off his Spanish red shirt and went straight to bull, like an experienced “toreador”… once the animal saw the bald smoking German monster running towards him, it was so shocked that it decided to back off… since this encounter the Bull had a nervous breakdown and the Animal Liberation Front is planning some action at BJ Club during this month Miss Harley election contest.
Seaman Swallow, authoritarian as usual during the raffle, iced all the noisy bastards, Hellboy to start with.. great was our surprise to see that he was wearing Fini the Faggot’s pink underwear…
By the way, the raffle winners looked more like a reunion of first world war veterans, with ET, Gi Joe, and Bam Bam....
More religion with Sir Airhead, telling us about the time that Sir Chicken Fucker was looking like Brad Pitt in Seven years in Tibet, with yellow hair and moustache… Dirt Diggers girlfriend was baptized as Butterfly Inferno, but went directly home to finish her primary school home work.
Actually I expected Tequila Tits to be iced, for wearing a phallic kind of Hamersley Hash Wanker T-shirt… Miserable Cunt and Really Sadistic Bastard were called in for the Ugly short contest… MC won the prize by unanimous decision of having the ugliest gay shorts ever seen on a Monday Hash…
We will also remember Fucking Dog's special anniversary: 450 picnics without gaining any weight but have to deal with sore arse syndrome of sitting in that damn chair for years…
Sir Chicken Fucker all of a sudden was holding a little child in his arms, just like Michael Jackson holding the one on the balcony of a Berlin Hotel, it turned out to be Apples Turnover’s 9 ½ weeks old daughter, being named Apple Cider….the youngest ever been named.
Sheikh Meme took over the circle, icing my virgin Nicolas Doria for swapping shoes after the run… and iced the two French speaking cunts VV and Linguini Weeny for continuously talking and disturbing, showing no respect. The first ones to be put in the bucket, at least VV will now have his arse cleaned till next week.
ET got a lucrative contract at Ripley’s Believe It or Not museum….in the morning just standing at the entrance with a sign……: I AM A SCHOOL PRINCIPAL…..believe it or not.!!!!!! In the afternoon he lays in the coffin dressed in HIV’s Okinawa hash jacket, replacing Dracula while taking his lunch break.
A great run & circle came to an end with our Traditional Hash Hymn…a special thank to Bangka Blower being a great Police and to Bottomless Pit in having BEER LAO on the beer truck. This is a real beer, strong and with a profound taste……keep it like that guys..
Go ahead….make my day,
ON-ON.
Dirty Harry