Dad are wegoing on the run again today. And did you go to the shop and get me that toy that you promised to get. Well no I did not we went in T4s car and he was trying to save on gas so we finished shopping early so I could not get what you wanted. He's a bad man that T4. I think he is saving up to be a jew.
A short drive to the A site. And a very nice place, a fishing park owned by a police man. I saw that the Black Sheep were setting up their tea party that they have occasionally Especially when Karamba is back in town. Today's GM in the absence of Seaman Stains was our ex Gm Spaghetti Head.
A circle was called. And he brought some virgins on in, one of whom I was questioning the gender. Could it have been the person who won the 800 metres final in the week.
Hares on in Fucking Dog, Stinky Sloppy Seconds, Empty Spermbank. Fucking Dog told about the run that we had done inthe same area a while back when it pissed down with rain. He was trying another run in the same area. Dad said Chicken Nugget. What does Stinky Sloppy Seconds and EmptySpermbank mean. Well son, Stinky Sloppy Seconds means some one whois going into somewhere wheresomeone else as already been. And Empty Spermbankis what the first one will be doing in about ten minutes. Dad I still do notquite understand that. Well you will in time son.
Any way off the run goes. I keep to the back not wanting to be run down by all those front runners. We went through some interesting farm yards. At one point there was a trail of us Free Willy Myself Up the Butt, Tadpole and the Queen. There was this huge buffalo with big horns. He jumped up over a metre high and faced off with Willy. The Queen said that buffalodid not frighten her at all. (well you know with all the buffs that the King as bought her over the years she is a bit of anexpert on the subject). Willy turned around andexposed his arse and the buffalo just jumped back down, cowering. It was a bit scary. And on we went. Some of the farm yardshad big baths that were used for feed and water, all mod cons for these animals. Further on at a check we saw the front runners comingback, obviously from a very goodfalse trail. But then abit of astampede. All the runnersin red shorts started it. I mean running with red shorts and cows around is not on. But then Mata Hari came charging through, every one shouting stop stop. But she could not hear a thing with her ear phones up on full volume. She justwent on and on. And then the farmer came outtrying to calm his herd down. We eventually came past Ewoks house. I usually stop in for a cup of tea and a chat. But being that she was on the run there was no point in that. Maybe tomorrow. We then camenear to the A site when we saw this big rottweiler with a rabbit in its jaws. And then back in to the A site wherelots of people had ordered food anddrinking.
Emperor Airhead was showing Cum Yak Yak how to catch fish.Something that her dad, No moreCum had never done, because he really wanted her to be a boy, and grow up to be a fireman just like him. After lots of mingling it was time for the circle. Spaghetti Head formed the circle. We had the raffle with the new mystery box. In the box could be anything from 1 million baht, to night out on the town, ora seat in the bucket, or a get off the ice free. And tonight's star prize was a flash light. You never know next week could be your lucky chance, so purchase those tickets. Now we then heard that there was some confusion regarding the rottweiler. Clit Face overheard that Rottweiler had been seen sniffing MCs arse. And wondered why she would do that. She can only sniff Clits arse. And he must have gone home probably not knowing about the real rottweiler with the rabbit that had been doing the sniffing.
Emperor Airhead on in and got the Hares on in as well. The consensus that it was a good intown run with a very good a site. And that Fucking Dog with his honest beer police. Since the Belgians are not allowed to be police any more. And if the Commissioner asks you to be a beer police man. You reply Yes Sir. No MoreCum on in with Cum YakYak for some parental guidance. And it seems thatNo More Cum during his watch went to save somebody's house that was on fire. Then only to find that the GayWatch had to go back and put out the fire that he fucked up.
We had the usual leavers returnees and anniversary's. Sheikh Me Me on in. Dad says Chicken Nugget, is that man mad.I said he could be son, he could be. Me Me did his usual ranting's and ravings. And then Willy and SCF brought the wicket and bat and ball. That the Ausies think that they are so good at. Well they lost the test match and the Ashes were kept in England where they belong. But we did give them their own ashes to take away with them. It was then time for the hares song, and again they did not have one. So we sang an appropriate songfitting today's run. Old MacDonald had a Farm. It was then time for the Hash Hymn. And good night to everybody, and the bus was off to TQ 2 for the happy hour. And a good time was had by all.
On ON and Good Night
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