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PH3 Run 1336

Monday, 12 Oct 2009

Hares: Dirt Digger, Rambo WW2 (RIP)
Scribe: Honda Dream (RIP)
Runners: 84

Total Hashers This Week - 84

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Hashers Present Last Week - 64
Bam Bam (87), Bengt Potato (93), Big Flaps (26), Butterfly Inferno (13), Chicken Legs (230), Clit Face (471), Clit With An S (2), Dirt Digger (59), Dirty Pussy (21), Doesn't Touch The Sides (32), Duchess Tadpole (361), Emperor Airhead (1062), Empty Sperm Bank (118), Ewok (433), Fini The Faggot (315), Fowl Fucker (361), Frog Licks Its Dick (62), G.I. Joe (294), Garbage Collector (41), Hellboy (RIP) (132), Honda Dream (RIP) (65), Honda Wet Dream (65), Karamba (215), Kee Chang (7), King Yao Yao (RIP) (758), Lady Flipper (384), Lady Squeeze My Tube (113), Linguini Weeny (65), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (922), Madame Claude (RIP) (8), Mademoiselle Chang (8), Mashed Potato (5), Master Bates (484), Midnight Star (350), Mud Cracker (20), Pat Yangsri (28), Pink Panther (17), Pissed As A Rat (2), Pussy Fucker (31), Rambo WW2 (RIP) (298), Rambowling (257), Robbing Bastard (33), Sgt Lone Wolf (166), Sheik Meme (76), Shit Through A Duck (65), Sir Arse Hopper (RIP) (464), Sir Arse-A-Holic (361), Sir Bottomless Pit (342), Sir Dog (459), Sir Fester (RIP) (731), Sir Free Willy (404), Sir MC (386), Sir Spaghetti Head (535), Sir Stains (466), Stakeout (15), Stinky Sloppy Seconds (109), The Corpse (RIP) (8), The Mummy (8), Tiny Anal Torpedo (11), Turd Burglar (98), Uncle Pervy (RIP) (423), V.V. (469), Wham Bam (16), Why It Hurt (5)
Returners - 13
Ferry Queen (16), Fuck The Truth (275), General Kidney Wiper (526), Greyhound (RIP) (102), Horse (11), Mad Cow (104), Professor Pinky (32), Sir Velcro Dick (192), Stupid Kraut Cunt (142), Testicles (20), The Pope (RIP) (354), Was Woo's Washer (74), Yankee Doodle (RIP) (144)
Visitors - 7
Bushtuka (1), Deep Shit (10), Giuseppe Ghidoni (1), Jan olav Loddevik (1), Little Dog (1), Ooy Priwan (1), Whoredini (3)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 0
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 6
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Tom Boy (18 Oct)
Chucky (13 Oct)
Beverly Hills Pink Cock (17 Oct)
My Girlfriend Knows I'm Gay (14 Oct)
French Kiss (12 Oct)
Dead Duck (16 Oct)

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Saints and Sinners - 0

Scribe Report by Honda Dream (RIP)

My first time to make the Run story and my English writing is bad.
Grand Master (GM) start circle 16,40
New shoes, -Jan Olav Loddevik-Pinky-Stupid Kraut-Ann Warunrat.
Run out 16,49
Lazy Bays not run at all, Sir Spaghetti Head / Bam Bam / Seaman Stains / Bottomless Pit / Ferry Queen / Webmaster / Miserable Cunt / and my self.
Short cutters, Jan Olav Loddevik / Pinky / Fucking Dog / The Corpse / Giusieppe Ghidoni / Yankee Doodle, coming back after 20 minute.
Front runners, Mud Cracker and Shit through a Duck 17,30 // 41 min.
GM set circle at 18,31 Hellboy inform about the Loy kartong run,  and iced Miserable Cunt for birthday stunt.
Raffle time with Flipper and Sir Spag. Mad Cow, Ferry Queen  iced for wrong number.
Winners, Min Klind / Suzette / Ping / Free Willy / Seaman Stains / Fini Jan Olav Loddevik. Arse Hopper and The Pope iced for noise.
Sir Airhead taking over the circle, iced the hares, and talk nice about the run, nice circle. Him iced Miserable Cunt for gay and sex stunts, also Ferry Queen, him do some sex stunt in Hellboy's bar, Turd Burglar / Fini and 2 more Belgium iced for same.
Talk abut Nobel committee and Obama not nice.
GM take the circle. Give beer to the returnees, Shit Through a Duck in bucket and 2 more on ice, for noise. Beer for virgins’ and visitors.
Greyhound received with thanks 100 run plate and Midnight Star get 350 run down down.
Sheikh MeMe (The Monkey) take the circle, iced Miserable Cunt, Sir Spaghetti Head, and Garbage  Collector in bucket, Sheikh MeMe talk a lot and fast, very difficult for me to understand him.MeMe iced the hares Papa 80 year this year, talk nice about the run.
Lone Wolf and 2 more iced and  one in the bucket, I not understand all. Him iced GM and a Belgium him put in bucket, Shit Through a Duck and Miserable Cunt also iced.
Frog Licks its Dick in the bucket for noise. Blues Master and one more also iced.
GM give circle to Sir Chicken Fucker, him iced a police man, Miserable Cunt iced for birthday stunt, him girlfriend also iced with SKIN, The Corpse iced for noise, a visitor take the circle and talk something I not understand, Sir Chicken Fucker take back circle and iced Jan Olav Loddevik a virgin (nit nice) him goes to bad bar like Go Go and similar.
Hares girlfriend and the bus driver get some nice words, GM give the circle to the hares and  them sing a song. GM give beer to the visitors.
This run was a runners run, the circle was enormous noised. And sorry for Miserable Cunt him get a lot of ice this evening.
Cheers, On On
Honda Dream
Finito 20,10

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