After a long and dusty drive down Siam CC Road some dodgy bends and a missing HHH sign the bus arrived at the A site which was a nice large open area apart from the 50 foot drop into a very large hole in the ground that was full of water at the far end where it was decided that we place the circle.
Today’s hares Vietnamese Violator & Jackal informed the pack of paper & check colours and something about ignoring paper from one of those other hashes that had laid paper on prime PH3 land and the pack was off, front runners all looked keen speeding away at this point down the dusty trail, with myself, Spankinstein and Lance My Arse A Lot sweeping the trail travelling at the speed of beer and awaiting the first one.
Back at the A site VV was getting a little worried as hashers can be seen in the distance taking the wrong way round the mountain but all returned in their own time with tales of monkey business about paper.
After a few beers the circle was called and on with PH3 business so hares on ice and then on with the raffle, winners including Garbage Collector, Liberace, Barbie Doll, Tit Puller, Jail Bait, a virgin that I did not catch the name of, Squeeze My Tube, Dirty Pussy, German Shepherd, Mademoiselle Chang & Bow Wow, so a down down each and some great little prizes.
Next it was the turn of the bad RA Emperor Airhead who put the hares Vietnamese Violator & Jackal on ice, now VV last hared 3 runs ago, a run that I was also the scribe of and its taking dedicated PH3 hashers like VV to keep the hash alive as there seems to be a large contingent of hashers that don’t want to do their bit for the PH3.
Anyway VV said whilst being interrogated by the bad RA that the confusion with the PH3 paper and the Monkey run paper also laid by VV a few weeks ago was all because the front runners are stupid and this justification was accepted by the circle as we already knew this fact about FRB’s and being stupid.
Fucking Dog was called into the circle to thank him and his beer police Mrs Head & Pissed Pole Dancer for doing their bit for the PH3.
It was in the bucket for the Swiss sinner Backdoor Explorer who had decided to take a naked shower after the run, surrounded by the French contingent looking on; I can see it being bath time in the bucket every week for this guy and Tequila Sunset who had done something or other.
Emperor Airhead then decided on a new experiment of icing sinners from Non Known Nation, first was Shit For Brains from Switzerland. And then the USA had Crack My Coccyx and Ratso Eel Sniffer and, finally the people from that big block of ice they call Norway were lined up with Doesn’t Touch The Sides, Slippery Arse, Arse Hopper & Cheap Norgy Cunt all taking ice for their countries.
Then it was back over to the GM Seaman Stains for returners Tequila Sunset and Black Justice and leavers Bangka Blower & G.I. Joe who is going back to the USA for one of those army surplus hearts left over or captured from previous wars.
The Swiss are iced for good city planning decisions that we hope the rest of civilised world will take on board.
Sheik MeMe takes the circle and its hares on ice and in his opinion the run was VV’s worst laid run ever and, he should know about worst laid just ask his ex wife but all was blamed on Jackal.
Black Justice was iced for being sacked from Swiss Air as a pilot for taking photos of a naked black chick wearing his pilots hat.(Swiss Air policy clearly states men only for promotion)
Sir Chicken Fucker takes the circle and ices Ball Ringer and some other gay for wearing lingerie in the circle and getting him aroused, and then Sheik MeMe on ice as when his wife divorced him she took everything including the hair on his head.
Sheik MeMe found a private circle out in the dark and, it was Barbie Doll & Jail Bait planning on adopting Sir Chicken Fucker as their new sugar daddy so its back to the old routine for SCF.
Seaman Stains is iced in order to find out what he was up to in Cambodia and left the ice with non of us any the wiser.
The hares where called upon to sing us a song and we ended up with a nursery rhyme from 4 frogs.
The hash hymn was call and then back to town for pizza at TQ2.
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