Run 1347 the last run of the year.
Hares today Ball Ringer and Bell End.
The first circle is called by the gm Seaman Stains, new shoes are dealt with and virgins and sponsors a like. The hares give us a brief and we are on our way. For me personally i've been away a few month and was looking forward to the run. Set in a new area which is a refreshing change. Today's haresare seasoned hashers and did us all proud I think you would agree. Lots of clever checks not easy to work out. Good running, no dogs, cattle etc. The front runners took around 45 minutes to solve the trail with Fuck the Truth claiming first back with a hash name like that how can anyone believe him. Robbing Bastard fell foul to losing his shoes in a bog which reminds me that George Michael the singer and Robbing Bastard have a lot in common, they both get sucked off in bogs.
Other events on the run, killer bees attack Sheik Meme and myself STAD. However a nice sign was placed next to where the bees where which must have took alot of doing considering how aggressive the bees were.
Second circle. The grandmaster calls on in the hares to take a seat on the ice.Great run was called, everyone enjoyed.
Today's raffle winners were Rasputin, That's The One, No More Cum, Paprika Smiley and a hash virgin, to name a few.
Time for the bad ra Emperor Airhead. The Hares are called on in, paper abuse was the attempted charge lucky they get away with it. Hellboy and Robbing Bastard are iced by the ra for crimes committed on the run Robbing Bastard's crime was shoe fishing.
Today's hash crash was awarded to Angel Fire who fell on her mobile phone and smashed it into bits, other crashers where Timmy Tight Pants who cut his head.
Some Returnees today are Cabbage Head, Barnacle Bollocks, Arse-holeo, Tampax, Drippy, Doctor Dick and Scarlet.
Next in are our hash virgins thanks to our sponsors Scarlet and Neptunus.
Run awards today are Cabbage Head 100 runs T-shirt, only taking him 10 years to get it. 10 runs a year on average. Not bad going.
Sheik me me takes the circle and ices Neptunus, Ball Ringer and Jello Butt, a short while after meme order me to take a seat for something I never did along with Hellboy, the ice is getting cosy by this time. Neptunus is transferred to the bucket and ice blocks placed on his gut, Neptunus could be described as 15 stones of dynamite with a one inch fuse from what I saw of him. Next to be iced was Barnacle Bollox for helping scribe and Linguini Weeny for not knowing where he comes from.
Sir Chicken Fucker takes the circle. Backdoor Explorer is iced Fucker goes on to tell a tale how he got to eat a shoulder of mouse for Christmas while other hashers stuffed themselves rigid. Big Nosed Bastard is iced for shagging a giraffe. how ever did he reach??(Ed: With his nose of course).
Finally The grandmaster takes the circle and the hash hymn is sung. A great evening was had by all. I would like to wish everyone a happy new year and happy hashing in the new year all the best.
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