Today’s run number 1351, was only “50” minutes drive from second road…or 19 minutes drive from Big C….I fucking hate “second road” and Pattaya central road but anyway the bus was at the A-site 50 minutes later as mention before.
The weather was perfect when we arrived, but when we formed the circle and Free Willy started to speak…guess what? It was starting “pissing down” In Norway we had a god called “Thor with the hammer” (he is responsible for the thunder, and making noise when he is angry) and today I know he was angry..so I guess Free Willy and Flipper have been doing something wrong.
Anyway the rain was more than welcome for some runners, and others were hiding under the roof….like Arse-a-holic and Sheik me me (fucking losers).
Free willy told us about the run…follow white paper and bla bla bla and in the end he mentioned something about watch out for. jhgfdk jhsgfL¤&%(#) that no one understand…I think Free Willy got his name not because he is fat… but for the way he speaks..
Then we are all ready to run, or most of us…there are still some losers that do not know how to move the ass up from the chair…and just waiting for the front runners to get back….like “Fucking dog” shame on you !!!!!!
ON ON we are on paper…and me and Skinny dick jockroach cunt was in the front screaming out ON ON…and the rest of the group and the black sheep was coming behind…but where was Sheik Me Me…hmmmmm…was he tired after the monkey run, he is not a real man…buy I can understand that…he is from Australia like most of the cunts are from there….
First check and it was only me running the wrong way (again) and of course FT…I was almost last.. but this is nothing about winning of course.. so I slow down, and that was a good choice, another check that already was broken, oh yess this was good, so I was speeding up again, passing Cabbage knievel and there in front I saw Lone wolf, had suddenly stop running, and was screaming out FT. Ok back again to the check and up to the right, and yes we were starting the big mother big climb, like I never seen before in a Monday hash run. How could Free Willy make this run? or was it Flipper that was laying out all the paper, we will never know!
It was me, Skinny dick jockroach cunt, Beverly hills pink cock and another front runner I do not know the name of. We starting the climb, it went up and up, then little bit down and the up and up again… It looks like it will never end, but then 40 meters before we were on the top we took off to the right, and down it went, and that was really good. But some other guys on the run like Empty spermbank he could not get enough of running up so he continue over the top and down on the other side, and he was not alone, this other big fat Stinky sloppy seconds went also over the top, “ what were you thinking”?
Anyway on the way down it was easier to follow paper and now it was only two fucking front runners in the front… Of course Mud cracker and Skinny dick jockroach cunt.
We finished the race, sorry the run after approx 50 minutes and what do I see…Ohh my Buddha…. Sheik me me was already starting drinking beer before the front runners were back, and he was having a huge umbrella he was standing under, what is happening, this tough cunt from down under has become a fucking big loser. He was dressed up like he was doing the whole run.. but did he run??? Guess ……. or ask himself big cunt Sheik Me Me from down under.
I was in a hurry so did not have time to join the circle, but the rumour was “best circle ever” “fantastic” “OMG”
The happy hours were in the bar Secrets, so we let that be a secret….
Be there and you will see, next Monday, on run 1352…
ON-ON
Mud Cracker
See you all in February (I will be in cold Norway for 10 days brrrrrrrrrrr)