Monday, and another nice day in Pattaya is waiting.
Met up in Wonderful bar for a beer with Stupid Kraut Kunt and Svein.
It looks like it’s going to be hot, so better to load in some fluids and nothing is better than beer.
Bus arrives, get a few more beers from the Family mart and we are ready to go.
A-site is nice with a breeze and not too many hills in sight.
It’s the St.Paddys run and Seaman Stains, Seaman Swallow and Kee Mah are in charge. The hares tell us about paper and checks, and that there is a Jameson card at one of the ft’s so the one who finds it get a bottle of Jameson Whiskey, more interesting to check the wrong way then.
The run is good, not too much hills which suites me fine, the guys who like hills are probably not drinking beer, so don’t care too much about them. Some roads, some jungle and a bit of shiggy streams to cross, all good.
I went on a long false trail, but found no Jameson card, and was set long back in the pack.
I used about 50 min and had worked up a good thirst, so the San Mig tasted really good after the run, well before the run also.
Seaman Swallow had prepared nice food for us, spaghetti, chilli con carne, and my favorite green curry, it was delicious. Thanks for taking the time and catering for us.
After a few more beers, the circle starts.
First in was Pig Pusher who found the Jameson card and got his bottle. Seaman Swallow takes over and does the raffle, and in normal style ices the noisy ones.
The hares are called in, and since Seaman Stains is one of them, Sir Chicken Fucker is the GM for the night, everyone agrees it was a good run, well done.
A few of the returnees are called in and given proper down downs.
Emperor Airhead takes over and Ices the hares. But he seems to be in good mode and give them credits for food, A-site and good run.
The Corpse has a girlfriend!! And she is given the new hash name The Mummy. The Mummy and The Corpse, sounds like a love story.
We have some visitors from The Moscow Hash, they get there down down seated, and the nice looking girl Under The Table reveals she has hash under wear, On In it says, nice.
We have virgins with no hash shirt, who did sponsor them? It remains a mystery.
Gm has the circle again, and since the red shirts has fucked up Bangkok, his wife is stuck in the traffic jam, so he ices everyone that wears a red shirt, unfortunately I am one of them.
More news, Seaman Swallow gonna open a new bar, and name it Swallow, he he.
Redcoat entertain us with a song, and Stupid Kraut Kunt is iced for being noisy.
BB gets the circle, and ices Seaman Stains, he has apparently been spotted in Boys town (again?) and his missus is not too happy about it.
I myself get some circle time, and immediately ice the GM, because when he open the first circle he had no Hash t-shirt, he of all should know better.
Next is to find out who mixed warm beer with the cold ones? That is plain stupid, that way you never know what you get, and Bottomless Pit has a good system so it will not happen, but somebody screwed it up, after some time a hasher comes forward and confess his sin, and I give him a ice sandwich.
And we have two clever guys, Stupid Kraut Kunt and Redcoat, was out drinking together, and SKK say ok we go home 1am so we are ready for today’s run, but as the drunk he is, he wants to stay out longer, so every time Redcoat ask for the time, SKK turn his watch back 10 min. So when they go home the time is 2am. But what he didn’t know was that Redcoat could see the watch on the wall in the next bar, so he knew the correct time the whole time. Both too clever for each other.
Well there was probably some more in the circle, but beer and Pattaya makes me not remember everything. So it is time for the Hash Hymn and after a bunch of us goes to happy hour at The Secrets.
They also have prepared some food, and lots of cold beer and drinks.
A great day and night out.
On On
Scar W/2Ts
DON'T FORGET
When waiting for the bus each week on Second Road bring your litter with you. Do not leave it on the sidewalk outside the local shops.