Correcting Run Records Policy

Run report, Tuesday morning god I hate having to do this but I am a Miserable C so I hate everything. A fairly long drive to the a-site which looks like the landscape of the moon with elephants, most of the car drivers choose not to risk driving to the lower level car park where the a site was, so it was quite peaceful down there for a while until the bus arrived spilling off an assortment of strange folk and many old faces who haven't been seen for a while MICKY MAOW, SUPERVIRGIN, BIG CHIEF WOMBMASTER, DEEP THROAT. Just a few of these, No More Cum was on the phone trying to figure out where the a-site was as he had just arrived at the airport, as he does not understand English directions I put Rottweiler on the phone to talk with the taxi driver in the local language.. The circle was finally called and off we went in different directions, me straight for the beach where Airheads gang Icy and co where wading in the shallowsand Queen Stella's gang munching away on something, it was meant to be high tide and I could not understand why the sea was not in until I saw Hellboy, Bottomless Pit, his twin Slab and Velcro Dick on the beach also,and then I knew there was no room for the sea to get in. So I returned to a nearly deserted a-site only Norwegians sat drinking Pissed Pole Dancer, Fucking Dog and company Pissed Pole was telling me to let you all know there is an outstation Chang Mai Bunny run on the 24th of april, the last one was great apart from the rain.. The hares grabbed 200 bananas from their car and wandered over to one of the elephants and started feeding him, the others looked a little jealous, so was I so off to the burger tent I went where Chicken Fucker and one of the hares where smoking burgers, I do not know what Icy Davidson and company where smoking but they came back giggling. I sat down peacefully with a beer and was told not to drink too much as I had to play pool for Titty Twister bar I think Hellboy is taking it too seriously. He also was trying to get hares for many dates and was complaining about German Shepherd always having an excuse for not haring, I was hare raiser for 3 years so I have heard them all. I looked up to see Odd Job wandering around aimlessly then kneeling on the ground in the middle of the circle area I am sure he is a muslim. I went to see what wonderful raffle prizes we had this week and I came away thinking the best prize was the table. Lord Lucan was trying to talk to me but I did not understand I thought he had a lisp but then I realized most of his teeth where missing apparently in a fishing accident, he reminded me of a cemetery I used to play in when I was kid. I see Ringworm still has his blinkers, he is starting to look like Stevie Wonderwho has put on a lot of weight also. No More Cum seems to be wearing make up and dye running down from his hair, I tried that once with terrible results. The circle forms 10 minutes after our grand master Seaman Stains calls it and proceeds in the normal or abnormal way RAMBO WW2 has his 81st birthday, Bottomless Pit receives a plaque for being the most miserable beer master ever, at this time I was drinking too much and stopped writing so the rest is from memory, the only problem with that is that I haven't got one. The hash song was the last thing I remembered and with that I disappeared to Titty Twisters to play pool and yes I was too drunk and lost my game I think what put me off my stroke was seeing Robbing Bastard in the corner of the room trying to remove someone's knickers..