The guy who shares his work-bed with other firemen bribed me to write this. Otherwise known as…Dad. So far, boring as! Later should be funny with drunk dudes saying any old story in the circle. The ice should be as cold as ever and the bucket feared by many. Such as: English, German, French, Drunks (mainly), fat guys, slim guys, ugly guys, handsome, nice, nasty, poor, rich, women, even maybe the closet katoy (Lady man). All of them dread the bucket covered in ice.
Emperor Airhead informed me that the “BAD DAD” would definitely be iced. Good.
The conversation between Barnacle Bollox and Then Bad Dad:
Barnacle: So where’s your daughter? Haven’t seen her for 20 minutes now.
Dad: Nah, she’ll be alright.
Barnacle: You sure? Hmm. Do you want to borrow my bike and go look for her as she might be lost?
Dad: She needs to grow up. She will be fine.
Pfft. Thanks dad.
By the second check of the run lots of people split like a banana Sunday.
Later on, Spaghetti Head sits like a woman whereas Hellboy looks like a woman with his female version of his gay cowboy hat.
Then he manages a bit of a gay squeeze in the bucket along with three other men.
Dirty Harry got a bit emotional. Awwww.
Fini The Faggot managed to run on his own paper and managed to get back in time.
A lesson to be learnt: Not to throw crap on the floor otherwise you will be hash trash.
Miserable C also lost the scribe board, Maybe in a gay t-shirt club? He got Hash Shit for this.
Stupid Kraut Kai is a closet gay!
Then I got to pour ice cold water onto dad for child labour. Sweet.
Afterwards we trundled off in our clapped out bus to the Titty Twister and I had a great time swimming in the pool in my t-shirt and shorts. For NMC and SKC it was just an excuse to get naked. I know my Dad isn't gay though - he's a real man's man (he said so ha ha). Hellboy did us all proud with his tasty spag bol. NMC however was so carried away in the pool that he ended up with a 55 baht bin and had to buy another beer for the road to hide his kineow embarassment. Shame on him and take note all you other tight wads.
Hope you like my write up. If you don't then blame NMC. He says he was teaching me the meaning of the word "delegate". Now I know it means "lazy bugger".
On On
Cum Yak Yak
DON'T FORGET
When waiting for the bus each week on Second Road bring your litter with you. Do not leave it on the sidewalk outside the local shops.
To All Hashers World Wide,
You must have heard by now, that the Sarawak Government, has got directly involved in Interhash 2010, and during a meeting held last Wednesday, at 11am, between the CEO of the Sarawak Convention Bureau(SCB), Director of Sales & Marketing SCB, the Chairman of Malaysia Hash Council (MHC)and Secretary, it was decided that MHC will manage the event and Sarawak Tourism Board (STB) will manage the finances. MHC Chairman and I were in favour of this separation to avoid accusations, that MHC was taking over because of the large sum of money. The Chairman of SCB, joined in later and initially, the government wanted MHC to operate the account but we persuaded them to do so. It was also agreed that a task force will be set up by the State to oversee the event and help overcome any obstacles faced. It will likely be headed by the Permanent Secretary of the Ministry of Tourism & Heritage, Sarawak.
This decision was subsequently, conveyed by the Chairman of SCB, to the organizing committee members and other hashers, who were gathered in the meeting room to hear the outcome, at about 2.30 pm. There were no objections.
The State Government being a major stake holder , as the sum of RM 150,000.00 for the Perth bid was provided by the Government and not Hornbill Hash, expressed its concern at the manner the event is being handled and the possible negative effect on future tourism events in Sarawak.
The Interhash will take place as scheduled. Both MHC and the State Government will work towards ensuring a successful event.
MHC will make the organization and the event more inclusive, by getting more of the local chapters in Sarawak, and in particular, Kuching to join in. The response has been very positive.
Thank You ON!!ON!!
Mahathir Ajit
Secretary Malaysia Hash Council