It starts on a hot sunny day outside the family mart, 35 minutes on the half empty bus travelling on the new Highway section brings us to a nice A-site with lots of trees for shade and mangoes for the cracks to find. Teeny Weeny shows up on his yellow bumble bee with his missus in tow.
Two girls are caught wearing new shoes and get down downs, then off we go. Colonel Cornhole and his short cutting bunch come in early, F R B Shit through a duck comes in after 30 minutes, Spaghetti head and Lord Lucan come in on paper not the way they left. At 5 30 they start flooding in looking hot and tried, a good run with lots of paper, hills and rats but no water. Free Willy says the best run ever. Odd Job gets out his map and shows the Germans where they should have gone, Seaman Swallow takes the piss out of Bam Bam over some missing tickets. Miserable Cunt can't figure out how to use the mobile made of sea shells. Torpedo Tits comes in looking quite pleased with herself. No more cum AKA Bad dad has no idea of where Cum yak yak is again. 6 00 pm and we seem to be missing a few. Not the black sheep this week but there was a private circle at VVs truck with lots of french being spoken and ky caviar in a tube being passed around. Good burgers served by the usual crew, 6 10 pm it's official Naughty Frog and Cum yak yak are lost Flying frog has gone looking for them, 6 16 pm the lost have returned and claim there was not enough paper. Cum yak yak is hash crash as she admitted to falling down a hill. Flying frog shows up looking relieved to see the lost have been found. The aussie's had a nice little chat fuc* cun* cun* fuc* ect. ect., the Norway contingent had a prayer session something about a girl pissing in a cup?????
6 48 pm a circle was formed, G I joe and No more cum are beer police. Dirty Harry iced as a squealer. Face that looks like a dick AKA Linguini Weeny iced by Seamen Swallow. Face that looks like a dick moved to the bucket. Scar with 2 ts and his lot of alcoholics show up and are iced.
Bangka blower is iced for some offence real or imagined. Festering streaker is iced for being cheap, he gave his virgin a twenty year old hash shirt instead of buying her a new one. Stupid kraut kunt is iced for being stupid. Scars group takes over the circle with a long story nobody understands or wants to listen to.
8 06 pm hash hymn, and on on to the bus.
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