The run, once again described later by Emperor Airhead as having the best ever signs to the A site, a great A site, wonderful scenery ….. We heard these same accolades just last week – as written by Capt. Kangaroo. The Emperor is mellowing in his old age! Where is the old Airhead screaming “get the toilet seats ready boys”????
Today’s A-site was a long way from town but, almost the same exact distance of last week’s A-site. The new Hwy 7 bypass makes this scenic hashing area readily accessible for quality A-sites and great runs! A familiar site with plenty of parking for every type of vehicle including the bus! Plenty of shade and away from civilization! Just the way the Emperor likes it.
Today’s lone hare – Fini (the hard working faggot) even made sure the grass was cut so the ladies could graze and the kids could not get lost!
The normal, 1st circle, procedures - new shoes, virgins, and announcements - were taken care of quickly by our GM Seaman Stains. Fini explained the trail markings – of course, pink paper – and told everyone to close the gate after you go through it! The run started with a “bottle neck” in the middle of the road – waiting for the front runners to get down the 3 meter drop to the bottom of the drainage ditch. Once down, the pack spread out running “single file” along the narrow “well papered” footpath. The FRB’s – Mud Cracker, Cabbage Head, Pussy Snatcher, G.I. Joe, Mrs Head, and “The gullible” Ball Ringer were leading the way! The sounds of On-On could be heard ringing out from the hills near and far! Damn near sounded like “Mary Poppins” and the sound of music!
Some of the hardcore hashers: Scar, Capt. Kangaroo, Uncle Pervy, Clit Face, Jatingja, Gangreen, and Spag. Head were being led up the blacktop road by none other than “the Emperor” – after waiting 10 minutes for runners to get thru the starting ditch. Other long attending hashers remained at the A-site sitting under the shade of the trees sipping cool beers: F’n Dog, Sir Fester, Retard Wanker, Honda Dream and Piss Pole Dancer, etc. Of course, Sir Chicken F’r, Master Bates, and Cabbage Queen were tending the grill and getting the fire ready.
The blacktop hardcore hashers were first back to the site and started on their “food frenzy” and home brew around the tailgate of Uncle Pervy’s truck: Teeny Weeny, Capt. Kangaroo, Seaman Stains, Uncle Pervy, Emperor Airhead and others. The FRB’s returned within 40-42 minutes with most of the pack returning within 1 hour. King Yao Yao and Sir Frog ensured that no one was left out on the trail – as they acted as “trail sweepers” today. All runners proclaimed the run a “good run” with the only comment being – it could have been a little bit longer!
The 2nd circle was started with Fini being iced and the run voted a success. The RA’s for today – Emperor Airhead, Scar, Sir Frog, and Sir Chicken F’r kept the ice and bucket full with numerous individuals. Teeny Weeny enjoyed the bucket so much that we thought wanted to live in it! The GM called returnees, visitors, leavers, and virgins into the circle for down downs! The GM presented many awards tonight – about the most that we have seen in a long while. That shows the great support that the “Pattaya PH3” continues to receive from the local residents and the many visitors that visit Pattaya.
The circle was concluded with the Hash Hymn being led by Seaman Stains. The bus loaded and away it went to tonight’s On-On at Jameson’s. A special thanks to Kim and his hard working staff for the great food and friendly hospitality that they all exhibit towards the Pattaya Hash House Harriers! Well Done Jamesons! A great time was had by all!
See you all next week!
On On
Spaghetti Head