Correcting Run Records Policy

Ah,... the annual Norwegian Day Hash Bash. What burns me up about this day is that it brings out all the cheap bastards who only come to the Monday run when they know there's free food and a free tee shirt. But the good news is all about the trail...and thesalmon feed,and thefree tee shirt. Sir Chicken Fucker informs us that our GM Seaman Stains is temporarily in Phuket practicing his pole dancing and trying to gather some baht doing short times in Boyz Town on Patong Beach. So, in his stead, SCF will handle the GM duties this evening.
The first circle has the 10 Norgy hares explain the run to us before we set out on trail butwe all know the brains of this operation is Odd Job. With multicolored checks and red false trails in our sites, Karamba leads the pack out in search of paper. Flying Frog and Bam Bam are the two front runners with Free Willy and Hell Boyright behind them. Zeal Zucker and Rectum, the two gay kiwis whohold hands, pull up the rear of the pack. We come to the first check solved by Velcro Dick. Apples Turnover and Ass-a-holic find the first False Trail but Really Sadistic Bastard tells them not to call out so the pack gets screwed. Eventually we come into a deep gully and Honda Dream pulls out ahead of Gay Wolf to take the lead. Next check is solved by Split Beaver and Rasputin as they run through the thick and thorns. After about 45 minutes the end of the trail is near and Liberace comes into the "A" site, first in. But since he failed to touch the beer truck,  his efforts are nul and void.
SCF calls the second circle. Since we don't have any raffle tickets, our prizes are limited to a loaf of dry bread and a "free run" ticket. The hares are calledinto the circle for proper icing. With horns on their heads, the 10 vikings take their ice seats and anyleft over haresare put in the bucket. E. Airhead ices Fuck the Truth for taking his lawyer bizness to Cambodia only to defend Mr. Toxin. Flying Frog ices G.I Joe for chucking up perfectly good vodka the night before. SCF gives out "The Tubes" to behandled byMiserable Cunt, Lord Lucan, V.V. Fini the Faggot, Banka Blower, Queen Stella, Mrs. Head, King Yao Yao and Spag Head. Dirty Harry and Wild Bill get ice for playing Deep Purple and Smiling Brown Spider is in the bucket for yak yak too much. Same Same gets her watch dipped in beer and Bottomless Pit in the bucket for losing the cricket match to Aussieland. Well, it all went downsomething like that.
Thanks to all our Norgie friends for putting on a great day for the rest of us cheap bastards.


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