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PH3 Run 1369

Monday, 31 May 2010

Hares: G.I. Joe, Sir Spaghetti Head
Scribe: Fini The Faggot
Runners: 75

Total Hashers This Week - 75

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Hashers Present Last Week - 57
Apple Cider (16), Apple Sauce (71), Apple Tree (93), Bakla Banger (2), Ball Ringer (267), Bam Bam (120), Bangka Blower (108), Big Flaps (48), Cabbage Patch (RIP) (28), Cabbage Queen (150), Clit Face (502), Colonel Cornhole (59), Dirty Pussy (47), Emperor Airhead (1092), Empty Sperm Bank (140), Ewok (452), G.I. Joe (317), Gangreen (15), Hellboy (RIP) (157), Horse (20), Karamba (226), King Yao Yao (RIP) (790), Lady Bow Wow (354), Lady Flipper (416), Lady Squeeze My Tube (134), Linguini Weeny (89), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (953), Man Whore (3), Master Bates (513), May Leisiang (28), Midnight Star (382), Mrs. Head (409), One More Time (36), Pig Pusher Swine Stabber (172), Pink Panther (48), Pussy Snatcher (18), Queen Stella (353), Rectum (32), Ringworm (314), Same Same (30), Scrumpy (201), Seal Sucker (83), Sgt Lone Wolf (188), Sir Arse-A-Holic (389), Sir Bottomless Pit (373), Sir Dog (492), Sir Free Willy (437), Sir Frog (590), Sir MC (410), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (386), Sir Spaghetti Head (565), Smiling Brown Spider (RIP) (224), Snoopy (268), Stinky Sloppy Seconds (141), Torpedo Tits (14), Uncle Pervy (RIP) (432), Up The Butt (143)
Returners - 16
Beverly Hills Pink Cock (96), Crocodile (32), Dizzy (100), Dreggs (3), Fini The Faggot (341), Frog Licks Its Dick (87), Jatingja (143), Lord Lucan (RIP) (243), Minnie Mouse (25), Open Zoo (46), Rabbit Shooter (26), Rottweiler (441), Seaman Swallow (287), Sir Arse Hopper (RIP) (496), Sir Stains (494), Zugor (47)
Visitors - 2
Active X (13), Bruce Braatelien (3)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 1
Dizzy Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 7
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Little Tommy Two Lips (05 Jun)
Jail Bait (31 May)
Smokey Trucky Fucky (06 Jun)
Rat Von Kiel (01 Jun)
Demon Dragon (03 Jun)
Little Sparrow (06 Jun)
Siriyatra Paowana (02 Jun)

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Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Dizzy
100 Runs

Scribe Report by Fini The Faggot

Run 1369...Hares SPAGGY and GI JOE... looong ride to the a-site so I decide to take the bus.Around 25 hasher's showing up and off wego.
We arriving at what looks alike NAVY PROPERTY.. which means hills and hills and hills.. no surprise the hares are US EX-MARINES fighters.
Big great a-site and the usual grazingcracks andold farts hanging around the beer truck yakking about their boring lives in and around Pattaya.(It seemsa few off them have splendidlives).
Anyway our big feet GM is back from Phuketand tells us next week is the BETTY BOOP run and he expect everybody dressed up as bitches and faggots (no more free runs if your in dress .. i wonder why???) Hares explain checks are red and paper are old hash sheet hanging in the trees and we have to deal with back-checks! Spaggy gave me some info ...yeah let me guess.. long way up checks in the middle of ??? FT and .. I got it Spag. So off we go....first check shows us we going left side up the hill? Well I didn't buy it and I went right with some others and we went down and foundour way to the next check with our first back-one which keep the pack together and suddenly frontrunner's in thetail of the bunch. We had some very clever checks and back-ones that keep the front and followers good together.Mrs Head lead the pack after 35 min. up a darn hill with some corpse on the track disturbing our eyes and brains (luckily navy dummy's)and we went up and down on a scenic track to our last check which fools me.I choose completely the wrong waybut I found my way back and still came in with the frontrunner's.
One off the best runs i did .. well done lads!!
Circle: SEAMAN SWALLOW as always very busy icing noisybastards as Sir CHICKEN FUCKER showed his RED SCAR ASS into the bucket (it seems it's a tattoo from a bar in BOYS TOWN?) also the French Frogs iced, they never stop yakkingabout stupid things of course Hellboy and Free Willy joined them. Time for Sir AIRHEAD, hares on ice and also the otherUS buddies, oh yes King YAO YAOand a Canadian named Uncle PERVY (dark beer brewer) seems Sir Airhead has the solution to stop the big oil leak (wow smart hasher's in Pattaya!) anyway Really Sadistic Bastard on ice together with Free Willy seems they kamoi in RSB house and FW was just in the neighborhood? For some reasons the mismanagement in the circle for their good job (free run Betty BOOP?).
Next Sir CF try to ice Seaman Swallow but she was hiding somewhere so her closed human touch our GMwas the surrogate.
Next a new name proposed by our GM(HELLBOY'Ssecret German SON)named USELESS LAZY KUNTZ..... welcome to the CUNT family was Miserable's reply!!! SIR FROG took over and told us he's a REAL MAN but next week he will be a BIG FAT MAMA SAN !!! Germans and English on ice for ending nr.1 and last in that FAGGOT EURO song contest.
Well another entertaining afternoon and evening and then off to our sponsor CLASSROOM 2 for some good food.
CU all next week in DISGUISE....... The One andOnly FINI

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