Correcting Run Records Policy

Another lovely Monday in paradise for run No 1370 Betty Boop hared by the beautiful Seaman Swallow and Cabbage Queen.
We get off the hash bus and do the signups and I was very distracted by the lovely lady taking the money I accidentally left my sign up card behind.
This old grandmother returned it to me and I then realized it was G.M Seaman Stains and I was Elected to be the scribe.
I thought to my self he was lucky that American Jello-Butt was not here or he would have been dragged off in the bush and Jello-Butt Raped, he likes granny's.
The circle is called new shoes, and virgins dealt with. We are pointed in the direction of paper and its all ON-ON.
Karambabreaks the first check and runs off to the right. Ball ringer is walking around in circles and looking up to the sky calling No Paper, I tell him to look on the ground in front of him, I'm sure that guy needs glasses or even a brain would help.
Karamba sets a blistering pace to the next check. The bald headed French Corpse breaks it to the right, the pack follows to the next check.
Rectum breaks it to the left and calls ON-ON But that Legend Lord Lucan and his cronies are in the front. Legend Lord Lucan is like a Scud Missile out of control as he tears down the hill on paper.
The next check is broken by Ball ringer to the right L.L.L goes to the left and finds the hash prize.
Hells Bells L.L.L is in front again that guy must have a super sonic radar system.
The last check has a false trail we all goback to the check and go left. We come across the ON-IN and the two KIWIs are first and second to touch the beer truck and the rest of the hashers trickle in L.L.L. had imploded somewhere on trail.
The hares have a lovely spread waiting for us after the run, there was also food that the great lady hasher Flipper was dishing out a great job well done.
The G.M calls the circle hares are iced, every one agrees its a great run .L.L.L collects his Prize.
The raffle is started by a disguised Tadpole the usual cracks win including that Faggot Fini.
Emperor Airhead complains not enough hashers in drag, but the ones that have can all have a job at the TQ1. Its a tough competition but the Big Busty Russian Bitch wins.
Best dressed girl is a tie between Tadpole and Army officer
Returnees are dealt with as well as Chin Chin from Puerto Galera Hash.
Many hashers are iced for not singing, Miserable is iced for bring new old crack, Cabbage Patch is going back to Londonistan.
S.C.F brings on the rain, soft cock hashers are iced for umbrellas in circle, cheap charlie Ferry Queen iced for not buying hash shirt.
Before you know it the last downs are drunk, time to do hash hymn, another great time had by all
Cheers On On
Zeal Zucker