I always suspected it but the truth finally came out we are a macho gay H.A.S.H. The circle is called new shoes dealt with Colonel Cornhole volunteer shoe drinker, his girlfriend thinks he’s an Alcoholic. That we all know. Free Willy steals. A-site from Aussies. Run starts Free Willy & Flipper head for the lake, I’m last as usual.
Seaman Swallow starts frenzy. Raffle called. Big Black dildo hotly sort after. Raffle winners: Seal Sucker, Bangka Blower, Gangreen, General Kidney Wiper, Big Flaps, Bin Tin Tin, Same Same wins two, Ping Pong Pete, Lying winner Horse was iced.
Emperor Airhead ices Gay Circle. Hares iced, also iced are Dirty Pussy, Miserable Cunt, Really Sadistic Bastard, Colonel Cornhole, Sleeping on Booty, Lord Lucan, Karamba, Goat Fucker and two visitors.
Sir Chicken Fuckers (Homforbic) circle. He ices Colonel Cornhole, Rear Gunner, Duke of Puke. Na Hee Man, Pink Panther. SCF molests Pinkaboo. The beer police suspected as gay. Also iced Lone Wolf and Crimson Penis (We all love him). Hash Crash Colonel Cornhole (Love him). 500 Run Plate for WW.
Moral of story , It’s ok to be gay and What’s wrong with boys town?