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PH3 Run 1373

Monday, 28 Jun 2010

Hares: Beverly Hills Pink Cock, V.V.
Scribe: Sir MC
Runners: 88

Total Hashers This Week - 88

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Hashers Present Last Week - 51
Ball Ringer (271), Bam Bam (124), Beverly Hills Pink Cock (100), Big Flaps (52), Bin Tin Tin (184), Cabbage Queen (154), Colonel Cornhole (63), Crimson Penis (34), Dirty Pussy (51), Dreggs (6), Emperor Airhead (1096), Empty Sperm Bank (144), G.I. Joe (320), Gangreen (19), General Kidney Wiper (544), Karamba (229), Lady Bow Wow (358), Lady Flipper (420), Lady Squeeze My Tube (137), Linguini Weeny (92), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (957), Master Bates (517), May Leisiang (32), Midnight Star (386), Missing Link (RIP) (110), Mrs. Head (412), Ping Pong Pete (36), Pink Panther (52), Pussy Snatcher (21), Rectum (36), Rubber Dick (126), Same Same (34), Scarlet Pimpernel (37), Seal Sucker (87), Sgt Lone Wolf (190), Sick Mick (26), Sir Arse Hopper (RIP) (500), Sir Arse-A-Holic (393), Sir Bottomless Pit (377), Sir Dog (496), Sir Free Willy (441), Sir MC (413), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (390), Sir Spaghetti Head (568), Sir Stains (498), Smiling Brown Spider (RIP) (228), Snoopy (272), Steve Murphy (2), Torpedo Tits (17), Uncle Pervy (RIP) (435), V.V. (503)
Returners - 25
1/4 Pounder With Cheese (153), Arse-Holeo (236), Bell End (167), CIA (25), Clit Face (505), Dizzy (101), Extra Testicle (229), Fini The Faggot (343), Frog Licks Its Dick (89), Greyhound (RIP) (118), Guardian Angel (54), Hash Princess (6), Kojak (RIP) (25), Minnie Mouse (27), Open Zoo (48), Pussy Fucker (33), Queen Stella (354), Rabbit Shooter (27), Seagull Shit (167), Sheik Meme (96), Shit Through A Duck (78), Sir Fester (RIP) (755), Sir Frog (592), That’s The One (112), Wee Moaning Weasel (67)
Visitors - 12
Bold Fokker (5), David Ferris (1), Hard Hand (6), Kee Chang (8), Letecia Mancini (1), Lollipop (22), Luca Mancini (1), My Camel Toe (5), Richard Tauvon (1), Scrappy (11), Tequila Sunset (6), The Rabid Bitch (5)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 3
V.V. Was Congratulated For 90 Hared Runs With The PH3
Sir Arse Hopper (RIP) Was Congratulated For 500 Runs With The PH3
Beverly Hills Pink Cock Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 6
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Missing Link (RIP) (28 Jun)
Hellboy (RIP) (02 Jul)
Ben 10 (04 Jul)
Proposition (04 Jul)
Ice Queen (30 Jun)
Knicker Sniffer (03 Jul)

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Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

V.V.
90 Hared Runs
Sir Arse Hopper (RIP)
500 Runs
Beverly Hills Pink Cock
100 Runs

Scribe Report by Sir MC

Another Monday arrives at great speed it seems to be Monday everyday now just like the movie Groundhog Day maybe I am drinking too much. Iget to the a-site to see all the hashers trying to park on one small road when there are two roads to park on and about 10acres of nicely flattened building plot landbut that's hashers.
Its not long before Bottomless Pit turns up still drunk from the night before celebrating his countries victory even though all the Englishknow if the second goal was not stolen from us it would be a total different score and a totally different Bottomless Pit but still probably drunk, as he put his German flag on the back of the beer wagon with the 4 -1 score on it this cheered the English hashers up so much they said they were going out the next day to buy Argentine shirts for next weeks game and then go to Titty Twisterswhen they play Germany......
Some new faces arrive as Linguini Weeny brings his grand daughter and his great grand son who plays in the bucket all afternoon just like his great grand dad, some English football hooligans arrive back in Thailand, Manx Pedophile Pussy Fucker, Kee Chang, Wee Moaning Weasel, two of whom where told to be beer police. I was talking to Chicken Fucker about his very loud shorts when Squeeze My Tube butted in, talking of shorts, she is short, she just could not reach the soft drinks so the nice and wonderful person I am I reached in and gave her one...mmmm..
Anyway after the normal formalities we were off on the run which if you like pack dogs, wild roaming wilder beast and tapioca, covered in rubbish piles and surrounded by a lovely sprinkling of houses this would be a great run for you. Back at the building plot a site the Uncle Pervy gang was starting to form and open a Pervy brew which tasted even better this week. I noticed everywhere Arse Holeo went nobody else did he had a permanent empty space around him I don't know if he smelt or people just did not likehim, the latter was proved to be the reason as he wasnot called out to join the returnees but joined them anyway and was completely ignored. E.T. is one of the leavers this week being picked up by space ship and transported to Burma with the other aliens. Colonel Cornhole who I think is the brother of Arse Holeo was talking to me, it sounded like lurch from the Adams familywith a Norwegian accent. The circle went about its normal way with me being iced many times also a Bangkok retard teacher called The Rabid Bitch for moaning too much. Meme was back if any one had not noticed bla bla bla.

See you all next week
M.C.....

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