Total Hashers This Week - 84

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Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Awards This Run

Zugor
50 Runs

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Crimson Penis

Looking at the a site map I knew two things directly. That it would be a great run with a lovely A site and that we wouldn't see Emperor Airhead on the run.
Apparently TQ pays him in beer and pussy so he can't afford more than 20 litres of gasoline.
And I was right, at theA site there was a lot to look at but no Airhead, a beautiful landscape to look at, a temple on a hill and a painted gold Buddha on a cliff side,nice for the virgins and thevisitors. Circle was called up on, no new shoes so the hares told the usual bull about papers, dogs, and cattle and off we went. Well at least most of us, I'm more of a gourmet runner so I spotted a nice hill and shouted -kurahee- and up to the top I went, actually seeing some paper on the way so Ii wasn't completely off the track yet.
On the hill I stayed and watched out like a general over my troops, it was a sad sight to see, my troops were all scattered all running in different directions, the war was lost, everybody seemed to make there own run and enjoyed it, so I left the hill and headed back for the a site.

ThereI saw a bunch of human flies buzzing like real flies over somtam and over my older daughter and her blonde Swedish friend. Comments like " does it hurt to kiss with these (her mouth piercing)?""no""lets try".
Thank god my younger daughter is only 9 so they aren't chasing her yet (except the Belgians?)
The hares had cheese and we got a small towel with the black Sheep logo and a thingy (was it a beer cooler or what?) good cheese yum yum.

A circle was called up on and the raffle started I missed the lovely Seaman Swallow and had some trouble to know if my ticket was number zello zello fie tle zello or not.
There was some people who got down down they are mentioned in the stats so I won't repeat it.

The run was declared a good run, well everybody except Warm Piss who wasn't in yet thought that it was a good run.....and the hares got off the ice quite quickly except Fini who looked like a tea bag going up and down in the ice bucket.There was a lot of down downs given out.

Suddenly to my surprise Emperor Airhead showed up, but there was something different, I got that feeling you get at Jenny star bar... is it the real stuff? I don't think it was the real McCoy, His nose looked a little bit different, seeing it in red before but the other flashing color I haven't seen yet, but I don't hang late nights at TQ so often anymore. Never the less it was quite funny to see so we all got some good laughs that night.

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