IT ALL BEGIN WITH….
Monday morning, my eyes still hurt from crying, Holland lost…from the Spaniards 0-1 for the World Cup, and I stayed awake for that, can you believe that? Good I didn’t bet with HELLBOY again and lose again, he beat me 3 times the bastard!
Anyway it’s Monday and that’s the day for me to exercise, taking care of my Singha diet in the week and Monday time to sweat it out. My regular co-riders LONE WOLF and SCARLET were the Hares today so I went alone to the famous AUSSIE A-SITE. Beautiful day today, no rain, there is a God for those Hares. On arrival the usual first arrivals, from 1 pm, SPAGHETTI HEAD and YAO YAO, 2 pm, CLITFACE and Co, 3 pm BAM BAM and CHICKEN F@#&*R and the Hares.
Quick sign up before the bus arrives, 104 sign ups today, waw, most of them must have thought that there was something free today, haha, The Norwegians gave smoked salmon and t-shirt, the BLACK SHEEP GANG, gave a beer condom and towel…and the Aussies….yes, the German sausages, must be supplied by BOTTOMLESS PIT, he is the only man who knows where to buy the best German sausages in town, first they asked HELLBOY, the word spread, he makes his sausages himself?? He cannot even cook an egg but his wife can cook, especially her Mexican spaghetti.
And today something unusual, HELLBOY bombed to GM, this gonna be good, halve of the people need a translator, good we had DIRTY HARRY POTTER, to translate the word Empire to Emperor, anyway the GM called the circle, nervous like hell, took care first the Virgins, Leavers, Visitors etc… the Hares explained about the run, there were 2 trails, a walking trail and a running trail, watch out for Bush Run paper (more about that later) and off we went.
THE RUN…
As always I started in front for the first 100 meters, looking to find a shorter way but this time, mission impossible, we followed a nice mountain bike trail, up and down hill, beautiful forest, a must visit. Until we came to a point to split, runner’s right and walkers left, SPAGHETTI HEAD was running and turned right, preparing for this Sunday halve marathon?
After 1 hour the walkers came in and DODIC the marathon man from Seoul, Korea, came in after 1.03 min, this for 10 km in the jungle, super! Hey where is SPAGHETTI HEAD??? When I came in, the Hares were changed in yellow and red uniforms, life guards or so…something like Bay Watch but more ugly.
All the rest came in 20 min later; we all enjoyed the PIT or HELLBOY sausages, well done, thanks Hares. Hey where is SPAGHETTI HEAD???
THE CIRCLE…
HELLBOY THE TEMP GM, called for the circle, not many were listening, so first bucket seat was for MC, for being a noisy bastard, followed by ET, LORD LUNCAN, ZEAL ZUCKER, BALLRINGER, GI JOE, VV etc… Hey where is SPAGHETTI HEAD???
The GM complained about not so many people bought raffle ticket, so all the Hares on the ice until we have tickets enough, after 15 min the raffle started with 10 nice mixed Aussie style prizes.
MEME in, climbed on the beer truck, shouted something in Aboriginal language, jumped off the beer truck in Tarzan style, jumped around the circle like Michael Jackson, still making weird noises and explained us the history of some kind of shark beach somewhere down under, where the white pointers were feeding on blond ladies and ugly hairy Aussie legs. Hey where is SPAGHETTI HEAD???
SIR FROG on in, first icing the noisy bastards and iced CAPTAIN KANGAROO, he explained that CK, before he became a pilot his last test was Karaoke, then became professional pilot, the weird thing was as soon he start singing, how more female he became and still passed the test, they called it the Quantaaaas test….? Hey where is SPAGHETTI HEAD???
Next on the ice, LONE WOLF and DIRTY HARRY POTTER, LW for pushing the Governor of Chonburi on the side, while taking a picture for Pattaya Mail and DHP for being there as well.
Followed by MC, for having 2 raffle tickets, he claimed that he find one ticket on the floor, the cheap bastard!
Time for the Hares to sing us a song, all together, tuned by BAM BAM what a mess but ended good and heavy. Hey where is SPAGHETTI HEAD???
Happy Hour off to the Winchester for some nice food and cold beer and big t…s
Again a wonderful day with the Pattaya Hash, the best in the World!
C ya all next week on FREE WILLY and FLIPPER’S ANNIVERSARY RUN
PS: Hey where is SPAGHETTI HEAD??? He was lost in the jungle and came out on Highway 7, sweaty, hungry and thirsty but survived! He followed bush paper….?
SIR FROG