Finished the run, back at the a-site looking at a rainbow shining over the devils back yard, a wee bit of irony in that aye! Anyway the run was pretty good and mixed up going through some mean bush and tunnels.
First circle and Airheadthreatened with bucketfor talking too much and the hares were iced but that was shadowed by Captain Kangaroo whinging.
Sheik meme in circle commenting (whinging) about the run, is it just me or do the ozzy's love to whinge?
Free willy wins first prize in raffle but no congratulations form the circle, we only heard cheating bastard n am sure that came from ma fellow Scotsman Really Sadistic Bastard!
Miserable cunt iced for no apparent reason maybe it's just cos he is... a miserable cunt! also Captain Kangaroo's bumboy Michael was iced and named Son of Skippy.
Airhead ices the hares for a good run brings in beer police for down downs then ices the scribe (me) along with his new friend Countess of Anal Crisco who sings a song called "i love cock" n here's me thinking the only person that new that song was Captain Kangaroo!!
Me me's circle and a can't really tell much about that cos the only words a could make out were you fuckin cunt, fuck off ya cunts but a can tell you that the grandmaster was iced along with Hellboy, 2 grandmaster's on the ice! has that happened before?
Captain Kangaroo iced along with grandmaster for wearing gay circus shoes, that comment was made by Sheik meme! Someone whinging again, sounded like Captain Kangaroobut a cannae be sure.
Sheik meme still whinging aboot the moonwalk, also said he is on his first beer, bullshit aye? It's true but he had 9 wines though the drunken neep!
amongst all the excitement of meme's circle Captain Kangaroo still finds time to sleaze on the lovely visitor Countess of Anal Crisco, Chicken Fucker tells a great story but I was too pissed at that point and trying to multitask the scribe to remember so sorry folks.
Hellboy and Lone Wolf iced for owning harley gayvidsons.
Sir stains and Sir Dog knighted for 500 runs and Crimson Penis got bucket treatment and hash trash and hash shit for opening can of fish piss and spraying it over the grandmaster and that's aboot aw a cun mind folks an al see ye aw next time...awright.
Hmmm a think al end this with Bottomless Pit iz zee bezt brewmazter in zee world. cheers.
on on
Skinny Dick JC
Don’t forget next Monday is something special, two Scotsmen coming out of the closet to hare The Scotch on The Rocks #2 Run. See You Jimmy and See You Billy.
You don’t need odd socks like those gay hashes insist on, but if you do want to be a little extravagant you can come in a kilt or bring some bagpipes with you. It will be a braw brecht moonlit nicht the noo.