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PH3 Run 1377

Monday, 26 Jul 2010

Hares: Crimson Penis, Fini The Faggot
Scribe: Skinny Dick Jockroach Cunt
Runners: 81

Total Hashers This Week - 81

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Hashers Present Last Week - 58
Arse-Holeo (238), Ball Ringer (275), Bam Bam (RIP) (128), Bangka Blower (115), Captain Kangaroo (12), Clit Face (509), Crack My Coccyx (RIP) (93), Crimson Penis (38), Crocodile (37), Dog Licks Its Dick (173), Emperor Airhead (1099), Frog Licks Its Dick (93), G.I. Joe (324), Gangreen (23), General Kidney Wiper (548), Hard Hand (10), Hash Princess (10), Hellboy (RIP) (163), Honey Bunny (117), Jackal (78), Jatingja (149), King Yao Yao (RIP) (795), Lady Bow Wow (362), Lady Flipper (424), Lady Squeeze My Tube (141), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (961), Master Bates (521), Midnight Star (390), Minnie Mouse (31), Missing Link (RIP) (114), Mrs. Head (415), Open Zoo (52), Ozzy Bob (14), Pan Chunto (2), Pink Panther (56), Psychodelic (48), Rectum (39), Rottweiler (447), Scarlet Pimpernel (41), Seagull Shit (170), Seal Sucker (91), Sheik Meme (100), Sir Arse Hopper (RIP) (504), Sir Arse-A-Holic (397), Sir Bottomless Pit (381), Sir Dog (500), Sir Free Willy (445), Sir Frog (596), Sir MC (417), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (394), Sir Spaghetti Head (572), Skinny Dick Jockroach Cunt (11), Snoopy (276), Son Of Skippy (2), Stinky Sloppy Seconds (147), Torpedo Tits (21), V.V. (507), Zugor (53)
Returners - 18
1/4 Pounder With Cheese (156), Baby Wipes (110), Barnacle Bollox (114), Cabbage Head (116), Cabbage Queen (156), Fini The Faggot (345), Invisible Man (52), Katoys Blow Best (81), Lance My Arse A Lot (36), Pinkaboo (75), Pissed Up Mermaid (5), Rear Gunner (148), Ringworm (316), Rubber Dick (129), Sgt Lone Wolf (RIP) (193), Sir Stains (500), Smelly Bastard (23), Smiling Brown Spider (RIP) (231)
Visitors - 5
Aquamuff (6), Countess Of Anal Crisco (1), Crasher (2), Equal Opportunity Eavesdropper (1), Graham Bennett (1)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 4
Crimson Penis Was Congratulated For 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
Sir Dog Was Congratulated For 500 Runs With The PH3
Sir Stains Was Congratulated For 500 Runs With The PH3
Sheik Meme Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 7
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Compost Heap (28 Jul)
Sauce For The Goose (28 Jul)
Bum Boy (31 Jul)
Brotherly Luv (28 Jul)
Swing Low Sweet Testicles (31 Jul)
Mai Wing Tong (30 Jul)
Milky Piss (29 Jul)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Crimson Penis
5 Hared Runs
Sir Dog
500 Runs
Sir Stains
500 Runs
Sheik Meme
100 Runs

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Skinny Dick Jockroach Cunt

Finished the run, back at the a-site looking at a rainbow shining over the devils back yard, a wee bit of irony in that aye! Anyway the run was pretty good and mixed up going through some mean bush and tunnels.

First circle and Airheadthreatened with bucketfor talking too much and the hares were iced but that was shadowed by Captain Kangaroo whinging.
Sheik meme in circle commenting (whinging) about the run, is it just me or do the ozzy's love to whinge?
Free willy wins first prize in raffle but no congratulations form the circle, we only heard cheating bastard n am sure that came from ma fellow Scotsman Really Sadistic Bastard!
Miserable cunt iced for no apparent reason maybe it's just cos he is... a miserable cunt! also Captain Kangaroo's bumboy Michael was iced and named Son of Skippy.
Airhead ices the hares for a good run brings in beer police for down downs then ices the scribe (me) along with his new friend Countess of Anal Crisco who sings a song called "i love cock" n here's me thinking the only person that new that song was Captain Kangaroo!!
Me me's circle and a can't really tell much about that cos the only words a could make out were you fuckin cunt, fuck off ya cunts but a can tell you that the grandmaster was iced along with Hellboy, 2 grandmaster's on the ice! has that happened before?
Captain Kangaroo iced along with grandmaster for wearing gay circus shoes, that comment was made by Sheik meme! Someone whinging again, sounded like Captain Kangaroobut a cannae be sure.
Sheik meme still whinging aboot the moonwalk, also said he is on his first beer, bullshit aye? It's true but he had 9 wines though the drunken neep!
amongst all the excitement of meme's circle Captain Kangaroo still finds time to sleaze on the lovely visitor Countess of Anal Crisco, Chicken Fucker tells a great story but I was too pissed at that point and trying to multitask the scribe to remember so sorry folks.
Hellboy and Lone Wolf iced for owning harley gayvidsons.
Sir stains and Sir Dog knighted for 500 runs and Crimson Penis got bucket treatment and hash trash and hash shit for opening can of fish piss and spraying it over the grandmaster and that's aboot aw a cun mind folks an al see ye aw next time...awright.

Hmmm a think al end this with Bottomless Pit iz zee bezt brewmazter in zee world. cheers.

on on
Skinny Dick JC

Don’t forget next Monday is something special, two Scotsmen coming out of the closet to hare The Scotch on The Rocks #2 Run. See You Jimmy and See You Billy.

You don’t need odd socks like those gay hashes insist on, but if you do want to be a little extravagant you can come in a kilt or bring some bagpipes with you. It will be a braw brecht moonlit nicht the noo.

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