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PH3 Run 1382

Monday, 30 Aug 2010

Hares: Dirty Pussy, V.V.
Scribe: 1/4 Pounder With Cheese
Runners: 60

Total Hashers This Week - 60

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Hashers Present Last Week - 44
Arse-Holeo (243), Ball Ringer (280), Bam Bam (133), Bangka Blower (120), Cabbage Princess (23), Cabbage Queen (161), Clit Face (514), Colonel Cornhole (68), Dirty Pussy (56), Dreggs (8), Duchess Tadpole (379), Gangreen (27), Horse (24), Invisible Man (55), Knob Marley (91), Lady Flipper (429), Lady Squeeze My Tube (146), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (966), Master Bates (526), Midnight Star (395), Missing Link (RIP) (119), Mrs. Head (420), Prawn Princess (78), Pussy Snatcher (25), Rambo WW2 (RIP) (324), Rambowling (279), Rasputin (12), Rottweiler (452), Same Same (39), Sgt Lone Wolf (197), Shit Through A Duck (82), Sir Arse Hopper (RIP) (509), Sir Arse-A-Holic (402), Sir Bottomless Pit (386), Sir Free Willy (450), Sir Frog (599), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (399), Sir Stains (505), Sir Velcro Dick (207), Smiling Brown Spider (RIP) (236), Sweetie (100), Tequila Tits (23), V.V. (510), Zugor (58)
Returners - 12
1/4 Pounder With Cheese (160), Black Hole (17), Butterfly Inferno (26), Crack My Coccyx (RIP) (96), Dame Liberace (RIP) (33), Dirt Digger (72), Doesn't Touch The Sides (62), Jackson Shook (2), Marathon Man (6), Queen Stella (358), Torpedo Tits (23), Try-A-Fuck (RIP) (52)
Visitors - 4
His Royal Anus (1), Rambo (6), Skid Mark (1), Superman (5)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 1
Sweetie Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 2
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Ringworm (04 Sep)
Jacob Davis (03 Sep)

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Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Sweetie
100 Runs

Scribe Report by 1/4 Pounder With Cheese

Run # 1382: It was a very comfortable day for hashing, a bit of high cloud and not too hot or humid.
A brand new “A” site which was welcome but nearly didn’t happen as the owners came down to see what was happening and I thought at one stage that we was going to get thrown off. A few kind words and a tee shirt sorted the problem and everyone was happy.
VV’s 90th hared Monday run assisted by Dirty Pussy who is becoming an accomplished hare in his own right. No new shoes to deal with so straight onto the run. It was well planned with some riverbeds, a bit of jungle and a welcome return to some mud. Believe me, hashers like running through mud, they may complain sometimes but that is their wont, mud is good. The first runner arrived after 50 minutes which was mainly due to a one kilometre false trail; he must have thought “if I’ve got to do it so have you bastards” so the check wasn’t broken and everybody did an extra two clicks, which from a non runner’s point of view is quite funny. Obviously not thigh slapping hilarious but mildly amusing all the same.
The usual socializing after the run, a bit subdued owing too some notable absentees but enjoyable all the same. Young Jackson Shook looked like he was having a good time, he has completed only two runs but that’s quite good when you are only three weeks old.
There were approximately 60 runners today and some comments were made about the lack of attendee’s, well it is the low season, we do have an economic downturn, the Malacca run took a few regulars this week and for various reasons there was a few no shows. The thing is, this hash is still very successful and there are not many hashes in the world that can pull in 60 hashers on a bad day. Nothing to worry about on that score.

The circle starts with the usual stuff, two RA’s missing today so a slightly different format. We had a few visitors, notably from the Chiang Mai hash including the GM. Who presented our GM with a tee shirt. These guys were good and joined in the fun in the circle, hope to see you back guys.
It was Flippers Birthday a few days ago and she was presented with a nice chocolate cake by Sir Chicken, the local fire brigade was on stand-by in case the candles fire got out of control.
The usual madness and mayhem from Sir Chicken in the circle with the usual icing of ¼ Pounder with cheese among others, his sin, being the scribe. Hash hymn and onto the bus for the on on bar ( or so I thought ) due to lack of interest in the après run bar, the bus took us back to the Lek hotel. The on on bar thing is something to discuss at the Wednesday meeting in Jameson’s I think.
To summarize the day, good run, good circle, good atmosphere, and the birthday cake was delicious.

On on
¼ Pounder.

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