A beautiful Monday and great day for hashing. The Hares: Arse-holeo, Colonel Cornhole and Tequila Tits brought us to a beautiful A-site next to Spaghetti Hill. Speaking about Spaghetti head, let's hope he has a quick recovery and gets out of the hospital soon.
The GM, Sir Stains, called the circle and the hares described the run and off everyone went. I stuck around and waited for Emperor Airhead. When he finally arrived we headed out for our usual little walk. On our way back we ran intoHellboy who walked right into the biggest spiderand proceeded to scream like a little girl. When we finally made it back to the A-site we were the last ones in. Everyone enjoyed the free food sponsored by G.I. Joe and Co. Put on to celebrate his missus, Squeeze My tube's birthday.
After everyone ate and enjoyed a few beers the GM called the circle. Hares on ice, all were asked how the run went and all agreed, Great Run. Next was the raffle and Bam Bam took the circle. E.T. won some porn, Bottomless Pit won a shirt and towel, and the grand prize, a cellular phone went to Velcro Dick.
Now for some religion Emperor Airhead takes the circle. Icing the Hares. He asked who took the false trail up the big hill and half the circle raised their hands. I heard only a few gripes, but I remember distinctly hearing Sheik Meme say " It was a Prick, Sir! Next in was Rasputin who is back from Norway for only nine days. All laughed when asked what's he up to in such a short time. Next G.I. Joe and gang were iced and thanked for the food with a down down.
The circle back to the GM, who deals with a few returnees and only one leaver E.T., who is on his way back to teach the little girls in Myanmar. Next on ice is Really Sadistic Bastard and Free Willy. It seems RSB is selling Viagra on the Hash and guess who is best customer is? The GM proclaims them as " The Dealer and The Squealer ". Shit Through A Duck was iced for running the trail 3 times and was duly given 3 down downs. When asked how many times he took the FT up the hill, he said twice. Only on the Pattaya Hash!
Next SirChicken Fucker got the cold seat for not having enough bread for the sandwiches. It seems he phoned Spaghetti Head, who told him the hares were bringing sandwiches, so he figured not to bring as much. Bad communication I guess. For his finale, the GM sang us a song called Lavender Cowboy while Colonel Cornhole sat in the Bucket for disrespecting the GM earlier.
Next to take the Circle, our newest RA, Sheik Meme. He iced the Hares for trying to claim the free food as their own. Dirty Bastards! Bottomless Pit was iced for his tinkering with the lights on the truck. Sheik Meme chalked it up to German Ingenuity. Dog Licks Its Dick was iced for being a lying leaver. Then it was Sir Chicken Fucker's turn to dish out some Religion. He shocked me and a few others when he starts by saying "that he sometimes fancies fucking a dog". Watch out Dog Family. Rasputin and Tequila Tits iced for having tattoos on their backs. Tequila Tits tattoo goes all the way down to her bunghole, as most people know already especially Sir Chicken Fucker. Last on the ice, Pussy Snatcher for wearing some puffy pants that he must have bought down at Boys town. Now its time for the Hares to sing us a song . The song was called "Sex is Boring: Pain is Fun", sung while the Hares disemboweled each other. I am sure Arse-holeo enjoyed itmuch more than the rest.
The hash hymn was sung and off I went to Titty Tequila with a few others from the hash. Got my ass kicked in Pool by Miserable Cunt, had a few beers, and had a little of Hellboy's vegetable soup.
Thanks to Titty Twister for a great Happy Hour.
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