Luckily I was there when Hellboy gave the scribe board to Free Willy; you can’t be the scribe I said nobody can understand a word you write about even the native English speakers and the Scots.
So it’s me ¼ Pounder With Cheese who will record for history the events of run # 1394.
I don’t normally dwell on the wait for the bus but I must say that it was nice to see a few familiar faces back in the fold after what must seem like a lifetime in Scandinavia. Good to see Scar with 2 Teas again, you are probably thinking that I spelt teas wrong but no, when I saw him he was drinking a couple of cups of English breakfast tea, (I don’t know what they put in it but he was all over the place). Great to see Charlie Manson again, I personally have not seen him for a couple of years and his presence is greatly missed on this hash. Last but by no means least is Cleopatra who is a Thai lady that lives in Germany and has not been home for more than three years, mind you she has been rather productive in that time and has come back with a slack handful of kids in tow. I don’t know who is the lucky guy responsible but unfortunately it wasn’t me, you could do my sperm count on your fingers.
The “A” site was next to a lake which was great because if it wasn’t we could not have floated those krathongs away. Bumped into Ringworm who had a nasty accident with some tapioca a few weeks ago, nice to see him back on his feet again, mind you, if the tapioca had been any higher it would have been nice to see him off the haemorrhoid cushion.
Two female hares, Queen Stella and Mrs. Head, experienced hashers and hares. I can tell you that they put a lot of effort in that run and both the long run and the short run was given a huge thumbs up by all, well done.
Two birthdays today, Charlie Manson and Sir Airhead. Airhead received an unusual present from the Scandi hooligan hash, a return air ticket to Norway to attend the Scandi hooligan 20th anniversary hash next Summer, Charlie was also invited but because he is Swedish they said that he has to walk there.
The circle was fun, good atmosphere with Fini doing a good job as a temporary RA. As well as the regular RA’s. I also would like to mention that the last few weeks have seen Hellboy as the Grand Master. There was a Loy krathong competition with prizes for the best krathongs and the best dress, these was not well subscribed to, I don’t know the reason for this, could be that the run came after Loy krathong and lost peoples interest, but I do know that the runs we have every year that requires a bit of fancy dress or effort by the hashers have lost the interest of the members. I have mentioned in the past that the circle must not drag on for too long over its allotted time, there is two reasons for this, one, people get bored, and secondly, it is unfair on our sponsored bars that are kind enough to feed us and give us happy hour prices. Hellboy has been the first GM in a long time to maintain that discipline, well done Hellboy.
Back to the On On bar; Jameson’s, as usual this was well attended with the Landlord, our very own Big Chief Wombmaster putting out some good quality food. It looked like about 40 hashers in attendance. Good atmosphere and an enjoyable evening.
See you all next week.
On On ¼ Pounder with Cheese.