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PH3 Run 1395

Monday, 29 Nov 2010

Hares: Cabbage Flaps, Cabbage Knievel, V.V.
Scribe: Shit Through A Duck
Runners: 92

Total Hashers This Week - 92

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Hashers Present Last Week - 50
Absolutely No Fucking Idea (98), Ball Ringer (292), Bam Bam (144), Cabbage Queen (173), Cleopatra (23), Clumsy Bastard (4), Colonel Cornhole (78), Crocodile (43), Dame Liberace (RIP) (39), Flying Finn (32), G.I. Joe (340), Hellboy (RIP) (180), King Yao Yao (RIP) (805), Lady Bow Wow (376), Lady Flipper (439), Lady Squeeze My Tube (159), Leprchaun (3), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (978), Master Bates (538), Midnight Star (408), Mrs. Head (433), Professor Pinky (45), Pussy Snatcher (37), Rambo WW2 (RIP) (337), Rambowling (292), Ringworm (322), Robbing Bastard (65), Same Same (50), Scar W/2Ts (85), Seal Sucker (100), Sir Arse Hopper (RIP) (522), Sir Arse-A-Holic (411), Sir Bottomless Pit (399), Sir Dog (514), Sir Free Willy (463), Sir MC (432), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (412), Sir Spaghetti Head (587), Sir Velcro Dick (218), Snoopy (290), Steinar Kristensen (4), Steptoe (57), Stinky Sloppy Seconds (162), Sweetie (111), The Corpse (RIP) (28), The Mummy (28), Tiger Bum (56), Timmy Tight Pants (RIP) (114), Tiny Anal Torpedo (37), Torpedo Tits (33)
Returners - 28
Bangka Blower (127), Beetroot Head (4), Butterfly Inferno (31), Cabbage Flaps (109), Cabbage Knievel (107), Cheap Norgy Cunt (112), Dirt Digger (77), Dirty Pussy (67), Dizzy (103), Doesn't Touch The Sides (74), Frog Licks Its Dick (96), Gangreen (34), Greyhound (RIP) (124), Jackal (82), Jackson Shook (7), Linguini Weeny (100), Lord Lucan (RIP) (256), Minnie Mouse (34), Open Zoo (55), Paprika Smiley (12), Pissed Up Mermaid (6), Shit Through A Duck (87), Sir Frog (609), Smelly Bastard (25), Tequila Tits (28), Tit Puller (78), Tree Frog (238), V.V. (521)
Visitors - 14
Attila Ungvari (1), Bob Page (1), Bruce Aarsheim (1), Deadman Walking (6), Denise Green (1), Frode Bodin (1), Hoover (1), Kirston Aarsheim (1), Richard Green (1), Smelly Pup (4), Stunt Double (1), Sylvia Waenpar (1), T-Total (6), Viyada Yodyod (1)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 4
Cabbage Knievel Was Congratulated For 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
Linguini Weeny Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Seal Sucker Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Same Same Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 10
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Sir Frog (04 Dec)
Singapore Sucker (02 Dec)
Telly Tubby (01 Dec)
Sir Arse Hopper (RIP) (03 Dec)
Try-A-Fuck (RIP) (04 Dec)
Next Week (05 Dec)
Red Lips (29 Nov)
Window Wanker (05 Dec)
Dragon Egg (29 Nov)
Carl Judge (02 Dec)

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Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Cabbage Knievel
5 Hared Runs
Linguini Weeny
100 Runs
Seal Sucker
100 Runs
Same Same
50 Runs

Scribe Report by Shit Through A Duck

Monday run 1395 and December just around the corner again where did this year go???
Today's Hares are the cabbage family and V.V. A Nice A-site good signs in and away from all the hassle of Pattaya central bliss.
The first circle is called From newly appointed Hellboy GM hashers form a circle and virgins and sponsors are welcomed.
New shoes are dealt with also a can of chang to help them on there way.
Hares take the circle the run is explained and we are off lead out by Mr Dirty Pussy paper is found quickly and on on is called as the pack follow on. The run today was very well put together great trails no dogs no cattle and good running, options where given for runners and walkers to take which ever trail they felt best suited to the individual. The run had plenty of false trails as I found out to my expense 6 I found personally. The run was clever and left you disorientated which is great and stops the short cutters... The run time was around 50 mins to an hour for most which is plenty as the light starts to fade by 6 pm so something to consider if your going to hare a run.
The Second circle is formed by the GM and the hares are ordered to take a frosty seat on the ice Great run is calledno complains all are happy.
On to the raffle; today's winners are Sweetie, The Corpse, Dizzy and Flying Finn. Anniversary; Cabbage Knievel 5 hares, Same Same 50 runs, Linguini Weeny 100 Runs and Seal Sucker 100 Runs. A down down is given to all the above well doneto you all for your efforts.
Bad RA takes the circle Scar with two T's, The hares are iced and no dirt is dished so a couple of down downs deployedand the hares are away.
Myself STAD is ordered on the ice for being a FRB and not calling on Double down down great... Next in are the virgins and sponsors cold seat and down downs for them, it comes to light that Bob Page a virgin has a dirt shirt so he is put in the bucket along with sponsor Tequila Tits which in turn belongs to Arse-Holeo...or Nev Butt Fucker...
Returnees on into the circle get a down down and so do the visitors from Doha hash, welcome to Mondays hash.
Miserable hairless person takes the circle and ices Colonel Cornhole for abusing Miserable's hospitality after lending Cornhole money food shelter and transport and a new suit, calls Miserable a tight miserable bastard.on on.
Bam bams circle Tequila Tits back in the bucket again for drinking off a toilet seat and grabbing Bob Pages cock every two minutes, not to mention supplying a virgin with Nev Butt Fuckers dirt shirt. Tequila Tits in the bucket again for another sin of some description.
Sir Chicken takes the circle and Spag Head drops his pants showings he has a spag hole with the spag hair growing everywhere someone needs to cut the shrubs back, as it was covered in domio sauce....
Alas the hash pen shits itself so I can't write anymore, the rest is fiction but that never stopped any good hash tale.
Hash hymn is sung and all is well see you all on the next run.

On On
STAD

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