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PH3 Run 1402

Monday, 17 Jan 2011

Hares: Professor Pinky, Scar W/2Ts
Scribe: Hellboy (RIP)
Runners: 92

Total Hashers This Week - 92

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Hashers Present Last Week - 58
1/4 Pounder With Cheese (170), Ball Ringer (299), Bam Bam (148), Beverly Hills Pink Cock (110), Colonel Cornhole (85), Crack My Coccyx (RIP) (107), Dame Liberace (RIP) (43), Dirty Pussy (72), Doesn't Touch The Sides (81), Dr. Dick (170), Emperor Airhead (1118), Ewok (464), Fini The Faggot (362), Flying Finn (39), G.I. Joe (346), Gangreen (40), Hellboy (RIP) (187), Icy Davidson (111), Lady Flipper (446), Lady Squeeze My Tube (166), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (985), Maliwan Lomsiri (2), Master Bates (544), Midnight Star (415), Mrs. Head (440), Nurse Nancy (3), Odd Job (291), Phoney Cunt (33), Pinkaboo (81), Pissed Up Mermaid (8), Professor Pinky (49), Pussy Snatcher (44), Ratso-Eel-Sniffer (72), Rear Gunner (155), Ringworm (327), Robbing Bastard (72), Scar W/2Ts (91), Sir Arse Hopper (RIP) (529), Sir Bottomless Pit (406), Sir Free Willy (470), Sir Frog (615), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (419), Sir Spaghetti Head (593), Sir Stains (521), Sir Velcro Dick (224), Skiing Finn (178), Smelly Bastard (27), Smelly Pup (6), Steptoe (64), Stinky Sloppy Seconds (169), Sweetie (118), Tiger Bum (61), Timmy Tight Pants (RIP) (121), Torpedo Tits (37), Try-A-Fuck (RIP) (60), V.V. (528), Whale Sniffer (169), Whinger (12)
Returners - 22
Arse-Holeo (250), Bell End (173), Billion Sucker (141), Black Hole (32), Clit Face (521), Desi Swallow (117), Helium Head (41), Karamba (237), King Yao Yao (RIP) (810), Lady Bow Wow (381), Micky Maow (28), Paprika Smiley (17), Pebbles (29), Same Same (56), Seaman Swallow (300), Sir Arse-A-Holic (417), Sir Dog (520), Sir MC (437), Snoopy (295), Special Price (41), Street Cleaner (33), Tiny Anal Torpedo (38)
Visitors - 12
Dang Suwan (1), Deadman Walking (12), Eating's Cheating (6), Flying Chicken Shit (1), Harald Oyulvstad (1), Kim She (1), Magin Baptista (1), Mike Brown (1), Parou Parou (1), Satja Anumat (1), Steinar Kristensen (6), Warm Piss (11)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 1
Seaman Swallow Was Congratulated For 300 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 5
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Apple Tree (21 Jan)
Cabbage Princess (18 Jan)
Linear Accelerator (18 Jan)
Gas Man (21 Jan)
Unstable Load (17 Jan)

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Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Seaman Swallow
300 Runs

Scribe Report by Hellboy (RIP)

Another miserable scribe from hell.

This weeks hares were the Norwegians Scar With 2 T's and Pinky.
After I arrived at the a-site around 3.45 I got a phone call from Scar that he is still out on the trail laying paper, but he is lost and couldn't find his way back to the a-site .... What a mess I thought, so I got on my bike and started looking for Scar, because I know the area well. I didn't find him, but 10 minutes after I came back to the a-site, also Scar turned up..... So everything was ok.
The gm called the circle and the hares announced that everybody has to go on the bus because its a b to a run..... The bus turned off and after 1.5 hours the first front runners came back... Everything works out and well done hares..... Miserable Cunt ist doof.
The circle starts Miserable Cunt gets iced for being the cheapest cunt in the world because he ordered 5 beers in the Titty Twister one minute before the happy hour ends and forced the staff to keep the beers cold for him, so that he could drink them slowly, what a cheap idiot... Miserable Cunt ist kacke.
Chicken Fucker get iced for being too old to have sex with his 43 years younger maid, he nearly cried after I told him that his maid said to MC's girlfriend that she thinks Chicken Fucker is her grandfather.... Miserable Cunt ist ein geizhals.
A lot of confusion after MC iced Liberace for whatever reasons..... Miserable Cunt ist einfach nur bescheuert.
The gm got iced because he forgot about half the returnees.....
Miserable Cunt got iced again because he likes kathoys and paid the barfine for a kathoy in soi 6, what he did with him after he barfined him.... nobody knows....
After the circle everybody left to Titty Twister for some food and live music...

On On
Hellboy

ps: Miserable Cunt stinkt

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