Monday morning, I was swimming in the pool when the rain started. My first thought was that not many people would show up on the run today, I didn’t know that the population of Norway had descended on Thailand to celebrate Scar with 2 T’s birthday which is on Friday 25th. Happy Birthday Scar.
Arriving at the “A” site on the overcrowded bus there was no evidence of the rain on the other side of Sukhumvit. The dark clouds overhead told a different story though and we knew we were in for a soaking. After the usual new shoes and virgin introductions we set off on the run. I was behind the pack as I had put my bag back on the bus due to the impending rain I went through the forest and passed a rubbish dump on the way, as I got to the road crossing the first rain drops started so I took a left turn instead of a right and made my way back to the “A” site, even managing to find a short cut on my short cut. As I got back the rain was in full swing and I joined the other sensible runners in the bus. I noticed that Emperor Airhead and Ratso-eel-sniffer fled the scene, which is a shame because we had a good day. Everyone under cover except Flipper who was cooking sausages and burgers, Sir Chicken Fucker was on the bus but wouldn’t let the rain interfere with his profits.
The last runners came in around the one hour fifty minute mark and the general opinion was a very good run. Some were still getting changed when the circle started. We had many returnees and it was good to see so many old faces back on the hash. Little Tommy Two Lips had come from Lancashire (which is just outside England) he took control of the circle for a while to ice two visiting hashers from Yorkshire. For those, unfamiliar with British history, Yorks. and Lancs. fought a 100 year war which Lancashire won. They still hate each other.
Rectum ripper, first hash for eleven years. BB and wife back from Laos. BB took over as the master of music and chose a song that he didn’t know the words to, everyone ended up singing DA DA DA etc. New name chosen, a lad from Manchester who was named Chelsea, being a Man Utd fan myself I felt sorry for him, then I realized that it could have been worse as Liverpool are the real grudge team.
Good to see BNB, Drippy and Ringworm on the ice, I was invited by the GM to join them. WE were discussing Spaghetti Head’s experience of being a wine connoisseur, I’ve never heard of an American wine expert before and I was wondering what wine you would drink with a hot dog?
All in all it was a good day out, the Norwegians were good fun and I’ll never forget the Blond girl with the fantastic tits and nice big arse.............OO.
Congratulations for Snoopy on her 300th run.
See you all next week I hope.
OnOn ¼ Pounder with Cheese.