Another mad Monday is with us, arriving at the a site lakes edge early with this weeks raffle prizes, doctors outfit and a piece of paper to right all the new hares on, well that is what I hoped but as I knew already from being hare raiser for 3 years before there are a lot of lazy bastards who do nothing but expect a run every week so in 2 weeks there may not be a run. Ok that'senough whining.
The bus arrives packed with lots of Norwegians and a few other races waving money around at the sign up table, then after the usual yakking the circle is called and new shoes dealt with, virgins brought into the circle, then we are offinto the muddy edge of the lake, well I am not that stupid, I head for the road to find another cleaner route which I did passing the on in and Colonel Cornhole laying paper, catching up with the walkers soon after, but I did not stay with them long as now I knew where the paper was going, so of course another short cut was needed and a nice one it was getting me in before anyone, not like last weeks short cut which took 2 hours.
After a quick shower down it was beero'clock, the Germans suddenly surrounded my pick up which was a little disturbing until I saw the cheese and wine arrive thanks to a visiting hasher, sorry I cannot remember names as scribing from memory and I have not got one.
The second circle was arranged bySmellboy Fat and the normal proceedings got underway with the normal ra,s and the normal hares yes Colonel Cornhole is haring 3 out of 4 weeks as nobody else will get off there arse, I gave out medicine to the normal talkers and the circle ended with the normal hares song that Seaman Stains usually blesses us with but this time sung by Norgies.
After hour beer with Yao Yao and Apples Turnover then off to the pool match at Titty Twister 1, which of course we won even with Clit Face and Smellboy Fat on our team and of course we got totally pissed as per normal till next week on on MC......