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To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.
The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.
It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.
Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.
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Friday 11th March 12.00 p.m. Crack My Coccyx is conspicuous by his absence so it falls to FreeWilly to do a quick demolition job on last Mondays Run. Three "Hares". Colonel Cornhole...the ever expanding Same Same...and the unborn off-spring still cocooned inside the womb not realizing the absolute horror that's awaits it in three months time. Most scribes cannot remember last night let alone five days ago so it is pointless dwelling on too much of the evening. However......Firstly future Hares please note....Not everyone rides the bus or drives a clapped out step-through. Some Hashers do work for a living and object to having their cash being used to pay for damage to their cars caused by a thoughtless Hare ignoring the problems caused by by the hazardous approach road to the A-Site. Colonel Cornholes suggestion to the problem as " Ya Ya Ya Why don't you take the rags on the bus. Ya Ya Ya did not really solve the issue. If Hares were made financially responsible for the collective repair bill of the damaged cars maybe more thought would be put into such practices especially on Monday a perfectly alternative approach road to the A-Site was found by yours truly and duly passed on to the various irate Hashers who do not have the chance or balls to vent their spleen via the Hash Scribe. Why is it that people who live in The Land of Smiles on buttons and promises always seem to choose poxy A-Sites. Obviously selling the rags I did not do the run and as it is five days hence I do have the chance to ask anyone what it was like. The FRB/s were back in around 30 minutes so maybe having the same Hare for four weeks out of five is using up run ideas somewhat. The usual wind down and circle called promptly at 6.30 as I recall. Raffle,Virgins visitors e.c.t. dealt with and the bad R.A. makes an announcement that he will fill one of the ever increasing gaps in the PH3 Hare Line. Armed with paper paint bullshit and Rastafarian Marlboro this is always a site to see. Chelsea our resident whippet racer from Manchester ( that's in England ) tells us a story of being stopped by the Boys in Brown with his under-age mi-noi. Two Anniversary's. Crocodile...50 Run Mug and Frog Licks Its Dick....100 Runs. Incumbent G.M. Hellboy ices the English for not paying gambling debts when the Germans cheated the English in the last World Cup. This reminds me of Moshe Cohen who when asking God for a lottery win receives a booming reply from the Lord above " Moshe...Meet me half way on this....You want a lottery win...Buy a bloody ticket....". Sir Chicken F----R or as he is better known no Burger Slave Master General takes over to ice a variety of the usual suspects. No Hares song as usual with the excuse being the Hares are Norwegian so SCF does the honours. Hash Hymn strangled then it is off to Titty Twister for the happy hour. One mute point. The G.M.'s new bar will be called Titty Twister 2. This will be abbreviated to T2. I can see confusion enshewing thus."O.K. I will meet you in T2." "The TQ.?.""That is what I said the T2" Love it and can't wait. If I have forgotten anyone its tough. Faces and Fannies I never forget but names are for tombstones. On On FreeWilly
